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After 00, I’ll talk about the personality of QQ and it’s super cool.
1. You envy him for being awesome and social, but you don’t know how many crimes he suffered behind the scenes to get to this status!
2. You cut your wrists without even cutting the capillaries. Do you want to shock the whole world and make you cry?
3. Don’t lag behind in spirit and temperament
4. If a man wants to be stable, he must be gentle and a little ruthless
5. I am not a phone book. You don’t have as wide a network as you want
6. Are you not qualified to be pretentious with me?
7. A betrayer should never expect to be forgiven.
8. If you want to break up with me, just say so. Use your parents not letting you play with me as a paralyzing excuse. Don’t think I’m so rare.
9. Those friendships that are broken up just because of a word are just bullshit friends.
10. Don’t talk nonsense with all your white teeth.
11. Don’t act like a basket case when I support you, and don’t catch up when I ignore you.
12. What’s so great about having long hair that reaches your waist? If you can, your bangs can reach your waist.
13. If you spurn me today, that only proves that you don’t have the ability to destroy me.
14. Don’t say never when we are together. Don’t say once after breaking up.
15. I’m not a verbal abuser. I don’t wear a brand, I won’t get paid, and I’m not your bastard.
16. Even if I’m at the end of my rope, I won’t look back for those dogs who betrayed me. .
17. Before you prepare to lie to me, please be prepared that I may never forgive you.
18. I am working hard now just to step on you in a few years. High heels, hair tied up, and exquisite makeup walking past the bitch.
19. If you don’t cherish me, I will leave, even if I like you very much.
20. Love at first sight is not about the love, but the face.
21. Don’t speak ill of me behind my back, maybe I will stand behind you
22. Who is sincere to me, who is hiding a knife in his smile, who will accompany me. For a long time, who will stab me in the back, my heart is like a mirror.
23. If you leave, don’t look back. If you are alive, don’t come to me.
24. If the relationship is not in place, all the chatting will be in vain.
25. I am not a lady, just the same. Someone loves you
26. If you can't keep something, throw it away as hard as you can
27. The standard of Bai Fumei: Idiot, worship wealth, love beauty, do it all.
28. Who is the most awesome and popular, besides Lei Feng, it’s me!
29. Labor and management love you. If you are unhappy, you will bite me!
30. If you want to leave, just leave. I don’t have to pester you.
31. You are so cool, don’t pretend to be cool, and kick the bitch when you see her.
32. Do you think my heart is made of titanium alloy, stainless steel, waterproof, fireproof, and lightning-proof?
33. The longest relationship I have ever been in was narcissism. I love myself and have no rival in love.
34. Don’t hang on to me just because I like you. When I don’t like you anymore, who can give you the right to be so arrogant?
35. You are so smart that you are playing tricks with me, and you are secretly pleased with yourself, but you don’t know that I am pretending to be crazy and acting stupid, taking control of the situation. I have already seen through you, and I am even acting with you.
36. Didn’t the teacher teach you? If you don't know how to solve the problem, skip it and do the next one. If you can't catch the person, chase someone else.
37. I can love you heart-to-heart, or I can leave you simply.
38. It is my pride to always love you. How can I show off if I lose you.
39. In fact, how insignificant I seem in front of you
40. Your ordinary name affects so many emotions in me.
41. Love has faded. If you don’t accept it, let’s leave!
42. No one will feel the pain if the scar is not broken, and anyone can speak beautifully.
43. If you have the ability, take me home to meet my parents, otherwise don’t Talk about falling in love with me.
44. Did you cry? Are you hurt? Are you in pain? You deserve it.
45. I am not born with thorns. If you know I am not good, don’t touch me.
46. No one will appear twice in your life. This also teaches Wouldn't you cherish it?
47. Kill this one today, kill this one tomorrow, I dare you to ask how many people in the grave were killed by you.
48. Do you know me well? Don't be ridiculous
49. Go away and don't look back, I'm no longer where I am
50. If you call me wife now, if you dare to betray me in the future, I will let you call me sister-in-law. The overbearing and unique signature of the post-00s generation
The domineering and personalized signature of the post-00s generation
1. What is love? Can you eat or drink it? Without it, will we die again?
2. I am ambitious enough to meet anyone’s madness.
3. I couldn’t change in the past, but I don’t want to change now.
4. Life is a chess game, and I am willing to be a pawn. Although my actions are slow, who has ever seen me take a step back?
5. Listen, I allow you to like me. We have no other choice but to grow old together.
6. No one can tell me to lose, unless I don’t want to win.
7. No one will pamper you like a treasure. The only thing you can do is to give a proud back to those who look down on you.
8. It’s not like I can’t do it alone. I’ve always been so strong that no one needs to worry about me.
9. The wind will throw you into the sea of ????people. It has nothing to do with you from now on. I will let myself out.
10. Only you have the right to hurt me in this world, and that right is given by me.
11. I am a passerby that you turn around and forget about. Why should I accompany you to the end of the world in wasting your time?
12. I am willing to do anything, but I am not willing to love you.
13. Don’t be obsessed with sister, she will make your nose bleed.
14. There are only three words, who will accompany me and walk together.
15. My heart is a tomb, and no one who is afraid of death can be the protagonist.
16. If you are not me, it is best not to interpret my life with your own understanding.
17. I don’t deserve your love, and you don’t deserve my love even more.
18. There is no loser in the world, unless you don’t want to win.
19. Don’t think that you are great. In my eyes, you are nothing at all.
20. Secret love will one day become clear love.
21. Promises are bullshit and only crazy people believe them.
22. I can’t stand my man having another confidante, I’m just so selfish.
23. I am rich, but it does not mean that I am a wealthy person.
24. There is only one me in the world, so you must take good care of me.
25. Embrace the only you in this world, hopelessly firm.
26. Exchange a moment for one that lasts forever, exchange now for your future.
27. As a rainbow, the whole sky should shine after the rain.
28. People who like you want your present; people who love you also want your future.
29. When the time comes, we will hold hands openly.
30. Spend time with someone you don’t like every day.
Would you like to?
31. I happen to have itchy hands, and you deserve a beating anyway!
32. My love, even if it is cheap, will not give you a discount.
33. Give up loving you and continue to look for good people who can discover me.
34. I would rather believe that there are ghosts in the world than believe in a man’s mouth.
35. I don’t want to owe you anything. I have collected all the cold water you poured on me. After boiling it, I will pour it back to you.
36. I can love vigorously, or I can leave simply, but it all depends on you.
37. If you don’t tell, you won’t understand. This is the distance. I've said it, but you still don't understand. This is the generation gap.
38. With me, you don’t need anything. No matter how wild your heart is, you know how to refuse.
39. Although I don’t have a love worth envying, I do have friendships that make me proud.
40. Shake hands with loneliness and greet the air. Don’t be too nice to me, I will be proud.
41. At this age, it is too early to say love. At this age, it is too early to say forever.
42. No matter if I am abandoned by the whole world, I still have myself and I love myself.
43. If you think I am easy to deceive, then please continue and I will watch your performance.
44. Always be a first-rate version of yourself, and never be a second-rate version of others.
45. I’m in a bad mood today. I just want to say four sentences, including the first two sentences. I’m done.
46. Life is so short, why should you let unimportant people affect your important mood?
47. No one loves me, but I love myself. No one loves me, but I love myself.
48. One day, my name will be on your family’s household registration book. I can’t be your wife and stepmother.
49. When I have money, I will buy two BMWs. One will clear the road in front, one will protect the car from behind, and I will ride a bicycle in the middle!
50. I always think of my sister in my heart, and my spirit will never fall. Talk about girls born in the 2000s with super cool personalities
1. Carve your QQ number on my tombstone. PS: Allow anyone to add me as a friend.
2. I am not a casual person. When I am casual, I am not a human being.
3. Buddha said: The sea of ??suffering is boundless, but when you turn around, you will reach the shore. I said: There is no shore, so where can I find a shore when I turn back?
4. You asked me what I like about you, and I said I like you to stay away from me.
5. Sometimes life is like a computer, it just crashes without any discussion.
6. The great Qu Yuan sacrificed himself and bought us a three-day holiday. We will miss him forever.
7. There are so many beauties in the world, why should you fall in love with a flower unrequitedly?
8. Don’t tell your sister that you will grow old together, she will always have black hair.
9. If you don’t respect me, I respect you. If you don’t respect me, I still respect you. If you don’t respect me again, I will destroy you.
10. When we are ignorant, there will always be such a person who makes us feel bad for him for many years.
11. Before getting out of the elevator, press all the buttons on all floors, and then leave as if nothing happened.
12. Rich people eventually get married.
13. Don’t mess with my sister, she has a secret weapon: I’ll slap you to death with one slap, slap you to death with two slaps, and I’ll kill you with three slaps.
14. If there is a next life, I must be your heart, because if I don’t beat it, you will die.
15. Don’t say anything to me in the future, either cherish now or get out of here as soon as possible.
16. Those who follow me will prosper, and those who go against me will perish. Don’t say much, take control by yourself.
17. The reality is very painful. Nowadays, girls would rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle. If I can’t get you, then wait until I make enough money to find your daughter!
18. That person dares to say that he is pure? Look at the cloudiness in your eyes.
19. As long as there is electricity, my QQ will be online.
20. Don’t play with fire in Minecraft, otherwise, you can’t afford the consequences!
21. Often hit, never hit.
22. You have a "please scold me" face.
23. I am not strong and I am weak for who to see.
24. Listen, I have a posture, it’s not my turn to say I failed.
25. You can’t satisfy everyone, because not everyone is human.
26. I sold the love letter for only two yuan. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.
27. Don’t think that because you are tall, your sister has to look up to you.
28. Isn’t that what love is all about? You stab me once, I stab you once, you stab me once, I stab you again. Anyway, just count the wounds on each other’s bodies, that’s pretty much it.
29. Being low-key is the best way to show off.
30. Don’t talk about feelings for me, you are not the person I want to talk to.
31. Before, you were the only one, but after that, you are a burden.
32. Don’t fucking regard attraction to the opposite sex as so-called love.
33. I am not Lei Feng. Don’t let me help you. He is not that great.
34. If you have something to do, go straight to the topic. Don’t challenge my ignorance with your ignorance. List.
35. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.
36. Follow other people’s paths and leave others with nowhere to go. Go my own way and let others follow my lead.
37. There are thousands of men in the world, and it is impossible to change them every day.
38. Use the most lazy posture to face the world in a trance.
39. The so-called handsome guys are all used for contempt.
40. Because my signature is too personal, the system crashes and cannot be displayed.
41. Don’t talk to me, I’m afraid the shit in your head will spurt out of your mouth.
42. Although I cannot save the world, I can harm the common people.
43. I skipped too many classes. I wanted to go to class yesterday. When I saw the professor, he was surprised and said, "I haven't seen you for such a long time and you have grown so much."
44. In my next life, I will be an onion. Whoever dares to bully me will burst into tears.
45. I am not a descendant of rich people, but I want to be the ancestor of rich people.
46. I don’t curse because I have strong hands-on skills.
47. When you grow up, you will marry Tang Seng. If you can play with him, play with him; if you can’t, eat him.
48. Don’t use your bad temper as a bargaining chip for my destiny.
49. When a man has his period, I will sell hygiene products.
50. In this era, you can have anything, but you can’t lose face. qq's personalized signature is amazing
qq's personalized signature is amazing
1. When I hold you, you are like a cup, but when I let go, you are like shards of glass.
2. I am a two-faced person, sometimes sunny and sometimes silent.
3. When I take over the world, I will kill everyone who has failed you.
4. He is a scumbag and will never be a top student.
5. Either love it or hate it, don’t pretend to be pitiful for me!
6. How can it be called life without a few wounds?
7. As long as you don’t kneel down, no one in this world is higher than you
8. It’s useless for anyone to say bad things about the person I like.
9. I can spoil you or I can change you.
() 10. Girls with poor geographical location shine brightly, and girls with poor geographical location still travel all over the world!
11. A woman’s greatest pride is not how good she looks, but how much her boyfriend loves her!
12. If you have a bunch of ideals, why not work hard.
13. What’s wrong with bachelors? Bachelors also have love!
14. I no longer have the courage to love you. I can still live without you.
15. Between brothers and women, brothers always come first to me.
16. Women who can only use tears to save are all trash.
17. No matter what I do, I believe I have a bright future!
18. Miss, my proud figure is called natural beauty.
19. I never know what a lady is, let alone pretending. I live a casual life.
20. Anyone who throws cold water on me will be boiled and returned to him.
21. Don’t look at me from your perspective. I’m afraid you won’t understand.
22. I was not involved in your past, and I will not walk away from your future.
23. Everyone will make mistakes, but please pay attention to the number of times; everyone will be fickle, but please pay attention to the speed.
24. Loneliness is not closure, and pain is not self-pity. It is a beautiful and dazzling character.
25. Face the complexity of life with a cynical attitude
26. Come to me if you have the ability, and get out of here if you don’t.
27. Whether they are friends or sisters, they are only in this life and not in the next.
28. Wouldn’t it be very shameful to leave just as soon as you told me to? If I want to leave, I have to dump you first!
29. Get out of my world, I don’t want you anymore! I decided to love myself well
30. Without you, the earth will still revolve and rotate. When I wake up every morning and look up, the sun is still rising in the sky.
31. Your current attitude determines whether you will be a person or a waste ten years from now.
32. No matter how beautiful a man looks, he is still a waste if he has no ability.
33. Only dreams that are laughed at are worth realizing.
34. Flowers are all symbols, and plainness is the way to go.
35. Everyone who doesn’t like me should be packed up and thrown out of the earth.
36. I dare not compete with you in appearance, but no one can compare with you in my specialness.
37. Everything you can win over is rubbish.
38. Because I am young, I have the capital to be energetic. I am young, so I should be energetic.
39. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you away.
40. In the future, I will give birth to a handsome and cute baby, and let my husband take him to the world.
41. A woman must have backbone, either be in love until marriage, or be proud to be single.
42. If you are afraid of losing, don’t own it! !
43. Brother, if you take me seriously, your business is my business.
44. No brother can do divination well, only he can do divination well.
45. Good sister, I don’t mind you betraying me at all. My gain is that I see you clearly.
46. If you don’t risk your life now, your life will play tricks on you in the future. Sit and think about the past, stand and think about the future!
47. Live up to your desires and satisfy your current situation.
48. What I am playing with is not patent, but originality.
49. Depending on your parents, you are at best a princess.
Depending on your husband, you are at best a princess. On your own, you are the queen.
50. Among the thousands of fair-weather friends, who has ever given someone a piece of cake?
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