Lines for commenting on facial features

A Hey, let me tell you something. I had a dream last night. What a dream! It’s very strange. I dreamed about my facial features from...

B Oh! head.

A Hey.

B Haha! Ha ha!

A Hello, hello!

B Do you still know me?

A I dare not admit it! What's your surname?

B My surname is Yan.

A’s last name...what’s your last name?

B’s surname is Yan.

A Is your surname among hundreds of families?

B is the first one.

A Which sentence?

B Zhao Qiansun’s “eye”.

A Never heard of it! Zhao Qiansun's "eye"? Zhao Qian Sun Li!

B Ah, Zhou Wu Zheng’s “eyes”!

A King Wu Zheng of Zhou Dynasty.

B Feng Chenchu’s “eye”.

A, don’t be a pestle! Aren't you afraid of being blind?

B No, I...

A What is your name?

B My name is Eyes.

A Eyes?

B Hey, yes!

A Oh, do you think this person is called Eyes? ah?

B Then what is the name of this part of yours?

A Don’t touch!

B No, I’ll just ask.

A It’s broken, where can I get the parts?

B What is your name?

A These are my eyes.

B I am your eyes.

A Are you my eyes?

B Yes, yes, yes.

A My eyes look like hairtail fish? What are you doing here?

B I haven’t seen you for a few days, and I missed you. I came to see you.

A Ouch! Thank you, please find a place to sit down and watch.

B Ah, sit down and watch.

A I will continue to talk about my dream.

C Yo ho! where are you?

A Why is there another one?

C Hello! Do you still know me?

A You asked me this too? I dare not admit it.

C Oops, the flood really washed away the Dragon King Temple, and the whole family no longer recognized each other!

A What is your surname?

C My surname is Bi.

A Ah, the last name...why are these last names so awkward? The surname is Bi. Is your surname among hundreds of families?

C Yes.

A Which sentence?

B Zhao Qiansun "nose".

A Go! Never heard of it! Zhao Qiansun’s “eye”! cough! "Sun Yan" he said! What's your name?

C My name is Nose.

A Nose.

C Ah, I am your nose.

A It’s broken! My nose is also down! What are you doing here?

C I haven’t seen you for many days, and I miss you so much. I’m here to smell you.

A Smell me! Go! Don't hear it! Sit there, sit there.

C Hey, haha.

A This is my dream!

Ding yo ho!

A Why is there another one? Hello, hello!

Ding, where are you? Do you still know me?

A, why are you asking me this? I dare not admit it!

Ding, you really have a window on the roof - you don’t recognize your relatives!

A Who are you?

Ding I am your ears!

A My ears are here too.

Ding is coming down!

A Hey Yue, why are you here?

Ding I haven’t seen you for a few days. I miss you so much. I came here to listen to you.

A Listen to me? Sit here and listen! This is my dream,

E Oh, oh! where are you?

A Ah.

A, E, do you still know me?

E Hey! Why is this guy so energetic?

A I know you, aren’t you Zhao Yan?

E Ah! No...Where am I, where is Zhao Yan?

A Aren’t you Zhao Yan?

E Take a closer look.

A How do you see it...I can’t see it.

E What's wrong with your eyes?

A My eyes are resting there!

E My surname is Zui.

A’s surname is Zui? What's it called?

E. Shouting!

A Is your name Zuizui?

E I’ve never heard of it!

A, Zuizui...

E, That’s outrageous! My surname is Zui, and my name is Zui. My full name is Zui. I am your mouth.

A Oh! Are you the one with my mouth?

E Not bad.

A My mouth is quite expressive.

E. He has a big mouth and eats all kinds of things!

A What are you doing here?

E I haven’t seen you for a few days. I miss you so much. I’m here to nibble on you.

A Hey...are you using me as a mutton head?

E. Be affectionate and affectionate!

A Is anyone so affectionate? Why are you here with all your facial features!

E I’m here to say hello to you!

C Here you go, congratulations!

Ding, congratulations on your achievement!

B Congratulations on your honor.

A What honor do I have? Are you congratulating me like this?

C Huh? Don't you understand this?

A What’s going on?

C Not long ago, you were named the top comedian.

A Ah, there is such a thing.

Hey!

Ding, I heard that!

A What did you hear?

Ding, you also received such a great certificate.

A Look at my ears.

B also gave out so many bonuses.

A Did you see it?

B It’s half past three in the night, don’t you count again.

A Who is counting?

E No, the key is that you have the honor. We would like to ask: How did you get this honor?

Hey.

A I still know how to talk. How did you get the honor?

Yes.

A The correct leadership from superiors, the support from peers, the enthusiastic help from the audience, plus a little bit of my personal efforts.

B What about me?

C What about me?

Ding What about me?

E What about me?

A It’s broken! This little honor is not enough and we deserve four points. What's bothering you?

Hmm?

C. Ungrateful.

Ding, burn the bridge across the river!

B Beat the monk after reciting the sutra.

E. When you are full, you scold the cook.

A Where is all this nonsense!

C I can tell you, head! The reason why you have achieved such a great honor has a lot to do with the functions of our five senses brothers.

A Each of the five senses has its own role.

C Then tell me, who plays a greater role?

Ding Who is the leader of the five senses?

B Who should take the lead?

E Who should get this bonus?

A How do I answer this question? All these facial features are on my head, it’s an organic whole! Who has the first merit and who has the second merit? Who gets the first prize? I can't tell the difference!

C Nonsense!

Ding is presumptuous!

B Unreasonable!

Wu support it!

C Head! Let me tell you, the reason why you became the number one comedian is because of my nose.

A What does your nose have to do with it?

C It’s so relevant!

A, tell me!

C Think about it, my nose is the only respiratory organ on your head. I exhale and inhale more than ten thousand times a day. If I don't work for one day, you won't be able to bear it.

A Yes! You have such a nose to control your anger, why don't you work?

C I won’t talk about it during the day, but it will be the same at night.

A What happened tonight?

C You old man is lying on the bed and asleep.

A Take a rest!

C Eyes are closed! The mouth is closed too! The ears are also resting!

A Yes.

C Oh, let me do the night shift alone? Most factories talk about three shifts! Do you even want me to take a ten-eighth break?

A. Rest for a while, I will go into shock. Can I take a break?

C Besides, since you have grown so big, when did you leave my nose?

A This is true. I have had this thing since I was born. This thing is just a pretense.

C Besides, my nose is still the olfactory organ on your head.

A What is the olfactory organ?

C Hey, with my nose, you can smell what is fragrant and what is smelly.

A I have to rely on my nose to smell.

C Hey. How about my nose?

A Huh?

C said bluntly: You are hungry!

How about A?

C You are going to the toilet!

A Go back! What am I going to do there?

C Can’t you smell it?

A OK, OK, your nose is very important!

C is important. Then I have to ask you: Since my nose is so important, why didn’t you mention a word about the contribution of my nose when you were speaking at the comedian award ceremony?

A Then how should I mention it? This is what I said when I came up: Comrades! I am considered a comedian mainly because of my nose. You don’t have to give me the banner, just hang it on my nose...is this thing worthy of hanging?

C Anyway, you have to reconsider the treatment of my nose.

A The nose is very important.

B Nonsense!

A Hey, what’s wrong with you!

B What’s wrong? His nose is important, but my eyes are not important?

A I don’t mean that.

B My eyes are more important than my nose.

A What?

B Your intelligence and your talents can only be reflected in me.

A Hey, right! That’s what people say, Ma Ji is smart? So the intelligence lies in those watery... little eyes.

B You use me to communicate with the audience and express your emotions. Excuse me, without my eyes, can you learn culture and knowledge? Without my eyes, can you express your emotions? Um? Without my eyes, can you see this world? Um? Without my

eyes... hmm!

A What’s wrong?

B Just like that, I still have to worry about your marriage.

A Are these eyes worried about my marriage? What's the matter?

B What’s wrong? When you two met for the first time, wasn't it me who attracted her with my flirtations? Head! I also tell you, I have seen everything you did from falling in love to getting married.

A Look at my wicked eyes.

B If you don’t treat me well, I will tell you everything. Comrades, let me talk about the first chapter today.

A Don’t! Your eyes are very important, I can't live without you.

B By the way, who shows you the way after get off work every day?

A Yes, yes, I really can’t live without these eyes.

B That’s right!

C It doesn’t matter, it doesn’t matter! You can still go home without your eyes.

A No, how can I know the way without eyes?

C Hey, use my nose, let’s go back after smelling it!

A I have a dog nose? Is that true?

B No, no! Don't...just be nice to me, and I will repay you if you do.

A How can you repay me?

B If you do bad things again in the future, I will turn a blind eye and close my eyes.

A Have I ever done anything bad?

B My eyes are very important.

Ding, nonsense!

A What’s wrong with you?

I heard everything Ding said just now!

A Yes, why can’t your thief’s ears hear?

Ding, what are you talking about? Eyes are important, are my ears dispensable?

A I didn’t say that.

Ding, my ears are the information mechanism in your head.

A Information agency?

Ding, I rely on my ears to convey information to you. Don’t you have my ears? Can you tell what music is? What is singing? What is singing? "Woof! Woof! Woof!" What is this?

A You can hear this!

What is Ding?

A This is a dog barking.

Ding Yes, if I didn’t have the ears, do you think your third uncle would be an opera singer?

A Go! How do you speak?

Ding From childhood to adulthood, I have listened to reports, lectures, spoken words, and music. What has never left my ears?

A Hey! Right! Ears are very important.

Ding, don’t talk about this, even if you fall in love, I have never left my ears.

A Why did you mention this? What do I have to do with your ears?

Ding yo! You are always affectionate and affectionate, expressing your love for each other. What do you rely on?

A What do you rely on? Just rely on that mouth to express.

Ding, just talk? ...what to say?

A didn’t hear it.

Ding That’s right! With my sensitive ears, you would hear clearly.

What does A mean?

Ding She said it! Be careful, my wife is behind you!

A Hey...is that ridiculous? Am I a third party involved?

Ding, I am submissive to you anyway.

A Well, my ears are good to me.

Ding, but what about you?

A Me?

Ding, you treat us like we are indifferent, how do you treat them?

A Treat them all equally!

Ding Treat everyone equally? If you like eyes, put on photochromic glasses and make them look pretty!

A Is that stinky? Wear glasses to protect your vision.

Ding, put on a mask for your nose and mouth.

A Yes, pay attention to hygiene.

Ding put a scarf around your neck.

A Yes, take care of your voice.

Ding, put a hat on your head.

A Wearing a hat looks energetic.

Ding, what did you buy for my ears?

A Hey, I really haven’t bought anything for these ears?

Ding, it’s okay if you don’t buy it, but you shouldn’t put the mask straps and glasses legs on my ears.

A You said, he still feels aggrieved over such a small matter.

Ding, I feel aggrieved! There is something you are most sorry for me about.

A Oh? What am I sorry for?

Ding, our ears are originally a close pair, but you have to keep us separated for a long time, one on each side!

A Then...if you put your ears aside, it won’t be siomai!

Ding, don't worry about it. Just make it clear. You must say it...

C. Don't cry! It’s endless, why are you crying?

A He feels wronged, what does it bother you?

C I don’t care where he feels wronged? Let's see, right now, he's made my nose all red!

A, don’t pull it! People are not happy!

Ding, do you think my ears are important?

A is important! I can't live without you.

E. Nonsense!

A What’s going on?

E I didn’t talk about you, I talked about him! I heard everything he said.

A I heard it.

E This is outrageous!

A Yes.

E. They are called honor-seeking. If you don’t understand the truth, we are a whole.

A Yes.

E. Your head has honor, and everyone has a share.

A Look at how well I speak!

E. How can anyone take credit for himself? Those who are truly meritorious never seek credit.

A Don’t take credit for your merits!

E Do you think I have ever argued before?

A Are you fighting for it now?

E Haha, do I still need to argue?

A Aren’t you going to argue?

E What am I?

A You are the mouth!

E My mouth is the most important to you.

A What’s important?

E If I don’t have the mouth, I’ll listen to your cross talk and say it!

A Where can I tell you?

E Still! Just rely on my mouth?

A Yes, yes.

E If you want to smoke a cigarette, you have to rely on my mouth.

A If you use the ear to lick it, can you suck it in?

E If you drink some wine, you have to rely on my mouth.

A Yes, yes.

E. You have to rely on my mouth to eat.

A It all depends on your mouth!

E If you tell a lie, you have to rely on my mouth.

A Hey...did I tell lies?

E. My mouth is important anyway.

A Mouth is indeed important.

E. At the comedian selection meeting, the judges made it clear.

What did A say?

E. To say that you are articulate is to compliment my mouth.

A Yes, yes.

E. When I say that you enunciate clearly, you are also complimenting my mouth.

A also has the same mouth.

E I say that you are sharp-tongued, and I am also complimenting you for your sharp tongue.

A Yes.

E. Don’t talk about this. Even if you and your lover are having sex, you haven’t left my mouth.

A Why did you mention this?

E How fresh is it? When you talk sweet talk to your lover, shouldn’t you use my words?

A Yes, yes.

E. When you whisper something to your lover, don’t you use my words?

A Yes, with your mouth!

E. If you express your sincerity to your lover, shouldn’t you use my words?

A Yes...use your mouth!

E You and your lover kiss passionately...

A Don't... don't say it! Be gentle with your words.

E. How is my mouth?

A Okay, that’s right, I can’t live without your mouth.

C I, I quit!

Ding, please take family leave!

B Me, transfer away!

A What’s wrong? So what?

C You think of my nose, what’s wrong with my nose after all the hard work? ah? You have such a biased mind, but you turn towards that mouth.

A Why am I facing him?

C Hey! Get something delicious and drinkable, stuff it all in your mouth, such as chicken, duck, fish, delicacies, orange soda, and cream popsicles!

A I stuff it into your nose, can you digest it?

E OK! nose. No matter how delicious the food is, I haven't even touched it in my mouth. The taste will run away first if you smell it! Are you still not satisfied?

C Huh? I'll smell it first. Why are you talking so loudly?

E. Nonsense! If you catch a cold or catch a cold, I'll have to take care of your wheezing.

B Stop talking! You two are very popular and spicy, but I can't help but watch. What's wrong with me?

Ding Yes! I can't see it yet?

A Okay! There's nothing wrong with you two here.

C This good thing is all on your lips!

E OK! You just saw me eating and drinking spicy food! If any of you gets into trouble or gets sick, why don't you drink some bitter water or take some pills and stuff them all into my mouth? What did I say?

Ding Yes, these earrings are still stuck in my ears!

E Yes! It hurts your ears, but I still have to grin.

B Yes, when you grin, I have to squeeze out tears.

C Then my nose is sore, who am I provoking?

E Let’s make do.

C Let me ask you, when you smoke, why do you hit the cigarette in my nose?

E. Nonsense! You are addicted to smoking, and I haven’t asked you to collect cigarette money?

C I charge cigarette money?

E Ah.

C I haven’t asked you for road maintenance fees yet?

B Got.

E Okay, Eyes, you are good! They just bought you a 20-inch color TV set. How can any of us see it?

Well said Ding! That’s great!

E And your ears? The speakers they bought for thousands of dollars belong to you. Are we sure we can hear them?

A Yes, yes.

C Look, they all have benefits.

E The most annoying thing is your nose, you are great!

C What’s wrong with me?

W, you stand in the middle, and we all circle around you. You are not satisfied yet. If you catch a cold today, catch a cold tomorrow, or have sinusitis later, you will hold his hand. Be lazy, and all the runny nose will flow into my mouth. You are using me as a spittoon!

C Let me ask you again!

E What do you ask?

C Disease enters through the mouth and disaster comes out of the mouth. Is it the mouth’s responsibility?

A is your fault.

E What can I say if you have an insensitive nose and are indifferent?

A Yes.

Ding, you are eloquent and unreliable.

E OK! ear! If you listen to biased beliefs and turn a blind eye, that's your problem.

B The clouds and mountains are shrouded in mist, spreading rumors and causing trouble, who are you talking about!

E Your eyes are fine too! The pink eye disease in society is transmitted from you.

A OK! Everyone, for just such a small amount of honor, they started fighting among themselves.

E. Head, I have a problem with you.

A has any objections to me?

E Hehe.

A What’s wrong?

E Why do you put my mouth at the bottom?

A Yes, it was designed that way.

E You have to move my position up.

A How to adjust the method?

E My mouth needs your head to support it.

A Where does this mouth end? Aren't you afraid of storing water when it rains?

E I am the best!

C Head! I have a problem with you.

A What do you think?

C I can't be with them, I have to stand on the top.

A OK! Did he also grow up to this place?

B head! I'm looking high and I'm asking for an increase.

A, you’re coming up too!

Ding head! My ears must also grow on top of your head.

A The ears are also long...I have become a rabbit!

That's it, okay, see you above!

A, stop talking! What are you doing? My facial features, all the way up to my head, have to obey me! The division of labor among the five sense organs is different. We have to support each other and help each other. Only when we unite can we accomplish something? Just do this and emphasize your own importance, not

you! Walk! Walk! Let's all go. Walk!

A Come back, come back!

Why are you back again?

A I’ve thought about it.

Everyone.

A, are you all leaving?

Everyone?

A My head is like a duck egg!

Ouch!