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Tell me about the little suit.

1. Know whether it is because you are becoming more and more independent or more guilty. After walking for so long, I found that the only thing I could rely on was myself.

Being single is not your choice, but an opportunity to break into the future by yourself.

Dear mobile phone users, warm reminder: You haven't contacted your sweetheart for 6 hours. Dry and dry, lest she break up.

If you want to say that you love me, learn to be friends with me first.

When I was a child, I thought bleeding was a serious matter. Whether it hurts or not, I cried first. I didn't know until I grew up that tears actually hurt more than blood.

6. I only care about what I care about, you, not in this range!

7. We should respect two kinds of people: one is a woman who is willing to live a hard life with one man, and the other is a man who is willing to live a good life with only one woman.

8. Many people love someone by mistake because they are lonely, but more people are lonely all their lives because they love someone by mistake.

9. Everyone's experience is a book. As for good writing, poor writing, thick writing, thin writing, wonderful writing and mediocre writing, it all depends on how you write, and no one else can replace it.

10. A smile is sometimes like a band-aid. Although it covers the wound, it still hurts.

There is no absolute fairness in life, only relative fairness. On a scale, the more you get, the more you have to bear. Every seemingly low starting point is the only way to a higher peak.

12. Since a road has been determined, why do you ask how long it will take?

13. You know, we were born in this world just to do something that others can't do.

14. There is some pain, I can't say it, so I can only endure it until I can forget it slowly.

15. Lan Yan is exercising her boyfriend's obligations, but she has no boyfriend's rights. Play, life is a stage, everyone plays his role well, so that everyone can have a meaningful trip.

16. I don't need to please anyone, including you.

17. One day you will know that the bus runs every 5 minutes and the subway runs every 9 minutes. Sometimes this is the only time in your life.

18. Our behavior determines our character, just as our character determines our behavior.

19. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, shine in the sun, run in the wind and rain, dream your own dreams and go your own way.

20. Aren't you Lan Yan? Aren't you bosom friends? Aren't you good friends? How to use a couple's head!

Talking about the Super Personality of qq

1, labor is not Cao Cao, speaking of which. 2. The mask will become skin after being worn for a long time.

Don't think about others with your own thinking.

4. Perfect love is a deadly poison.

Even if I don't have a lover, I'm glad the crowd is surging.

6. Life is like summer flowers. Who will subscribe to my sadness?

7, sister, that's because there is a brother behind.

8. From heaven to hell, I was just passing by.

As long as you face the sun, you will feel very happy.

10, love is the real Hermes, can't afford to hurt!

1 1, I'd rather be a little fatter and more delicate. Don't be thin and like.

12, dogs are always dogs, but people are sometimes not people.

13, outside the Qingshan building outside the mountain, if you are too crazy, don't think about it.

14, as long as the weight does not exceed 100, I am willing to be flat-chested and short.

15, the tree wants to be quiet, but the wind will not stop. I want to fall in love. She is not here.

16, I won't rely on others because I'm fed up with disappointment.

17. If you have no shoulder to lean on when you cry, look up.

18, after seven years of itching, you finally left.

19, youth always needs some pain to make us unforgettable.

20. What is love? Love is either lust, caution or diamond ring.

2 1, there is always a person's name that makes me stop laughing at once.

Don't ask me where I come from. My hometown is the morgue.

23. May this big sun evaporate my little sadness.

24. You will always be the only one for me. I don't want anyone else.

25. Why can't hair spread as fast as sadness?

26, college entrance examination, brothers come on, try to eat zongzi together after the exam!

27. Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ.

28. there are enough passers-by Next thing you know, you'll be forever.

29. Most people who quarrel happily are people who can stay together for a long time.

There are tens of millions of people in the world, all of whom are actors. What can we do?

3 1, sometimes love is to have, sometimes love is to let go.

32. Everything involving you will make my mind unclear.

Have you finished reading the review materials? I think it's over.

34, love me is just a joke, this joke is not too high.

35. I am the kind of person who is betrayed and doesn't even bother to shed tears.

36. From then on, whatever you should go, whatever you should stay, nothing is forced.

37. The hardest thing in life is persistence, and the easiest thing is giving up.

38. If you dare to climb up my window and sing uneasily, I will sing the onion song with you.

39. I am not your mother, I can't pick you up, and I have no energy to care about you.

40. keitel, why are you crying? Is it because your ass is too hot?

4 1, life is the process from the white rabbit to the wolf and then to the old fox.

42. There is always someone who can hurt you completely in one sentence.

43. Don't judge others easily, because you haven't experienced his life.

44. Two-faced people have two dreams, one for themselves and the other for deceiving others.

45, the original IQ is not high, even the emotional intelligence is zero, but also people live.

46. Pervert only thinks about children in the city. What should rural children do when they go home?

When we are apart, I won't cry because I want to forget you.

48. Sleeping is an art and no one can stop me from pursuing it.

49. When you have the light of success, others will forget the darkness of your means.

50. I just like you, not love. I love her, not just like her.

5 1, with my most beautiful smile, smile for everyone to see, one fan counts as one.

52. Now I think it is a waste of resources not to go out the next day after washing.

53. I also want to be an elegant lady. It was life that made me a bitch.

54. If you are well, it will be sunny; If you stay fine, there will be repeated droughts.

55. When you are confused, only you are there, and you won't dislike my brother.

I command you until the end of the world: you are not allowed to leave my sight.

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

I knew that winter was coming when the sauce of instant noodles changed from liquid to solid.

59. The best feeling between two people is that they don't like each other on the surface and never give up in their hearts.

60, sweet talk, I will not, romantic flirting, I will not, for you, only one heart.

6 1, when I love you, what you say is what you say. What do you say you are when I don't love you?

62. I hope that one day at my funeral, there will be a friend who can tell me about my life. .

63. The world is very big, and a bed is very small. The two people in the bed used to be very good, but they can't be old.

64. Yes, how famous you are. You have made more than 100 movies, but now you are not allowed to show porn.

As far as your appearance is concerned, I'm not bragging. No one in the world can match you, really!

66. Some things are too hard to put down after being stored for too long, but they are relieved when you accidentally press Delete.

No matter how good you are, there will always be people who don't love you. No matter how bad you are, someone will stick to you.

68. Since Einstein discovered the theory of relativity, have you found that there is no absolute thing in the world?

69. Explanation is always redundant, because people who know you don't need it, and people who don't know you don't need it.

70. Old man, I want to say like my brother: Hey, brother, happy Father's Day, because I don't think you are old.

7 1, there are a group of Smurfs on this side of the mountain and on the other side of the sea! They are hardworking and clever, working overtime until dawn.

72. Time is changing and people are changing. Some things, no matter how hard we try, can't go back.

If I had money, I would buy two ice creams, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

74. I have always overestimated you; As a result, I forgot that you are just an ordinary person.

75. Several exams ruined our years of getting along. It's not that we are too weak, but that the exam is too strong to be destroyed!

76. Love me the most or hate me. Don't be cold and heartless to me. At least let me know how I should treat you.

77. Only those who hide a snack in the exam can really understand that the heartbeat is nothing more than when I look up at you, and you are already staring at me.

78. When my son grows up, I will ask him to go to Qingguo College when he is young. Don't be a headmaster like your father.

79. I think you just hold my hand regardless of gossip. Then, if you succeed, I will join hands with you to rule the world, but this is a failure. I will accompany you to Dongshan.

80. Happiness is too little because we want too much. The simpler life and life, the more you will taste happiness, and the easier it is to taste the true meaning of happiness.

8 1, your smiling face like morning glory is really refreshing! You still tremble when you laugh, and then you drop the pollen, so the bees can't get the pollen.

82. I hate two kinds of people most, one is bullying my brother, and my friends pretend to be forced in front of others, and the other is people who don't take their women seriously.

Talk about QQ personality

1, if you are not satisfied with me, please come and tell me directly, and don't go to others to vent your feelings that you have nowhere to put.

I was not forced to marry you. It's just cooked rice. I'm getting married.

Love is something that makes us cry, but we still want it willingly.

4. 100 years have passed, and I can't remember how to write the word "give up"!

I have survived many hardships, and now I am indifferent and unhappy.

6. I am not a born king, but I have blood in my bones that won't let me admit defeat.

7. Growth is destined to be a road that one seeks and undertakes, and it is destined to compete with time alone.

You don't have to be my friend, but how long can you be my enemy?

9. The direction against the wind is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

10, blue is one of my favorites, so I miss the sky and the sea.

1 1. When you curse, I will smile and say that this person is probably brain-dead.

12, for those hypocritical people, I really want to fan her hypocritical heart.

13, when you desperately want to keep a person's feelings, that instant feeling of humility is disgusting.

14, summer vacation, who remembers what day it is today, and the baby who doesn't remember automatically stands up!

15, I, a friend of mine, a classmate of mine, and other children all said that the Big Four could not be surpassed.

16. When I have the ability to leave, I will never stay for half a second.

17, now when I hear your name, I won't turn my head in a reflex, but I will suddenly freeze.

18, big brother, you like quiet girls, but which girl will be very calm when she sees big brother!

19, girl, can you not be timid in front of people, even if you are flustered, you will still leave arrogantly.

20. Sorry, the user is too ugly to set the signature setting.

2 1, the toilet is safe, because when boys chased you in primary school, you always ran into the toilet at the first time.

22. The salary is like a period, once a month, and it will be gone in a week or so.

23. Woman, do you have any reason not to be strong? You are an animal that will not die after bleeding for a week.

24. Be careful when you have long hair and waist size, and be careful when your hair moves.

25. Don't cry even if something terrible happens! Remember, when you cry, bitch will laugh!

26. My dream is to stand at the height admired by ten thousand people and look down on those who once looked down on me.

27. My face is reflected in the big French window, and the emptiness of my eyes and the coolness of my heart are in your eyes.

28. You laugh at my few friends, and I pity many of your friends for their insincerity.

29. I have been thinking about what the first person who discovered that milk can be drunk did to the cow!

30. Teenagers are not reckless, but bold and presumptuous. I wonder where the theme came from when they were old.

3 1, no one has ever surprised me, making me cry and want to laugh.

32. Don't be brave for the girl you still love after breaking up. Your eyes are so beautiful, how can you use them to shed tears?

33. I'm not beautiful, I don't pretend, I don't drag, I don't mix and I'm not gentle, but I have the capital to make you like me!

When someone insults you, remember that lions don't turn around because they hear dogs barking.

35. I quite agree with the saying that summer homework can never be finished!

36. When you come out to mix, you always have to return the keywords. They make us cry, and we make them bleed.

Tell me how cheap you are, and I'll tell you which jiaozi doesn't have a blade.

Don't think that you have a high position in school. In fact, your position is your seat.

39. If you can't recover, you must know how to let go, and you can't have what has passed away.

40. You laugh at my friends who are seldom alone, and I pity your many insincere friends.

4 1, when will you suddenly find my goodness and hold me with a low eyebrow and a little smile?

42. The tragedy of life is that when you want to do anything, you only have a knife.

43. Don't look for ridiculous reasons to do something wrong, because I'm crazy.

44. It's a holiday, so I have to do my homework carefully. As a result, I suddenly found that I couldn't finish writing!

45. May I always be passionate about you, no matter how long it takes, no matter the ends of the earth.

46. I will pay attention to you in a way you know or don't know, and see your final fate.

47. I'm thinking about a question, what will happen to our QQ after we die.

48. I am not a born king, but there is blood in my bones that won't let me bow my head.

What matters is not where we are, but which direction we are going.

50. Some fools make excuses for each other even if they get a knife, as if knowing that the other person is in trouble, the wound will not hurt.

Qq personality talks about super drag.

1, as long as I want to win, you are scum. Put away your hypocrisy and get out of here.

A soul worried about death doesn't know how to live.

4. I am very sympathetic. If the Buddha doesn't destroy you, I will destroy you.

5. Use 2B to describe you. People don't like pencils!

6. People who judge a book by its cover will never be too lucky.

7. You have a new love, but I'm not even an old one.

8. I am destined to blossom all my life! You are destined to be lonely forever.

9. This palace is L 'Oré al Paris, and you deserve it.

10, your unintentional appearance shocked me deeply.

1 1. Life is a painting art without rubber.

12, if you don't work hard, what will you use to love your lover?

13, failed in English? Normal! We are all from China.

14, hmm, oh, hehe, three sentences kill all enthusiasm.

15, the most painful thing is not parting, but the billion after parting.

16, in fact, I am pure, so evil is fake.

17, youth is always sentimental and cold, and time breaks my heart.

18, I am online and you are offline. Why didn't you die while I was alive?

19, either be happy with me to death, or laugh and don't talk.

20, unrequited love is a successful mime, and when it is said, it becomes a tragedy!

2 1, enough, enough, don't be shameless.

22. I looked up and saw that without love, the whole universe was in tears.

23, small black suit, swaying long skirt. To the promised land.

24. If you have yourself, you won't be arbitrarily controlled by others.

25. What a temper! All because I like you.

26. If you hold my hand and walk with your eyes closed, you won't get lost.

27. How come your nonsense is more than the advertisement of Hunan Satellite TV!

28. There are so many puppies in the street that I can't find you.

I can't do much. When you need me, I will always be by your side.

30. Originally my dream was to learn hegemony, but now I just want to stop learning it.

3 1, life is a trip, only buy a one-way ticket, not a return ticket.

32. You only need to understand the sadness and loneliness on your back.

33. Does it hurt? Does it hurt? After all, you still have to bear it yourself.

34. For people who love each other, each other's heart is the best house.

35. You are so fond of antagonizing me. I'm still alive. Go to hell.

36. Without the sky-high price of youth as a bargaining chip, how can we move forward smartly?

I don't think I like another person as much as I like you.

38. The reason why you are fall in price in his heart is that he knows how much you like him.

39. We should also try to sing the written last words to worship our madness about love.

40. Has your family always been breeding according to the principle of hybridization?

4 1, see if I am so dead set on your pride.

42. I don't expect anything I just hope that every woman in your future is not as good as one.

43. wearing this dress, animals will become people. You will become an animal as soon as you put it on.

44. Write love you forever at the end of the poem. You are the only thing I want to know.

45. The most courageous person is Master Kong, and thousands of people are hitting on him every day.

46. Communication between people is the most important thing. Don't expect others to know you.

47. You said that your departure was my loss, but I'm sorry, I bought insurance.

48. You said you would wait for me to come back. You did it. You found someone to wait with.

49. If I die, my first sentence is: I don't have to be afraid of ghosts at last.

50. I am so greedy that I want so much that I can't fit anything.

5 1, in fact, you were deceived by your own eyes. You are not beautiful and lovely.

52. On that day, we were together; On this day, inexplicably separated.

53. I will give the iron to those who help me, and I will give it to those who hurt me by tearing down houses and selling land.

54. You are not walking on the road of Niu B, but you are still walking on the road of pretending.

I wanted to say so much to you, but I only said a few simple greetings.

56. If anyone bothers me again, I'll put bagels in your headphones and break them.

57. I am not a good person, but I have my principles. At least I won't give up easily.

The worst part is that we have separated, but in my memory, you are still arrogant.

59. Some people test their strength, others test their eyesight, and I test it entirely by imagination.

60. Time runs like water. One second it's fading away, and the next it's confusing.

6 1, do you know why the bodies of the dead are cold? Because the teacher said: peace of mind is natural and cool.

62. People think I'm bowing my head, and I'm looking at whether this hair on the ground should be connected. .

You have the right to remain silent, but I take everything you say as a compliment.

64. We are no longer children. We can't be fooled by lollipops At least we should take root!

65. It is said that women are clothes and brothers are brothers. Whoever touches my hands and feet, I will touch his clothes.

66. As soon as you entered the plastic surgery hospital, the dean said to you directly: Sorry, we can't change faces here.

67. There can really be pure friendship between men and women, as long as one kills and the other plays dumb.

One day, you will know that you can hurt me so much just because I like you.

At first, I was your oxygen, later, I was air, and finally, I became carbon dioxide.

70. People just live day by day. As always, it makes no difference. You should be tired. Go and play.

7 1, I heard that women are like clothes and brothers are like brothers. In retrospect, I actually streaked for too many years as a chef!

72. Girl, be smart. If you open your heart to others, maybe others will think you smell of blood.

73. I think it should be a rotten apple that fell in front of Newton's teacher, otherwise he would never have thought of anything else.

74. Since you dare to pretend to be B in front of Lao Zi, isn't it my girl's lifelong creed that I don't cooperate with you?

75. You love her to death and would rather give everything for her. So have you ever thought that you still have family, brothers and friends?

76. Everyone has done obscene things; When you are playing computer, parents always go to the computer and cut to the desktop to refresh.

77. When I find a boyfriend, I will slap him for the first time. I have to ask, where have you been hiding all these years?

78. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If people commit crimes against me, they will be respectful and respectful. If anyone commits another crime against me, I will be shot. If people still commit crimes against me, they will be wiped out.

79. Many girls you think can't catch up with are actually not chased at all! Many boys you don't like actually have girlfriends.

80. Which girl doesn't have a few girlfriends whispering in the flower season, and that man doesn't have a few brothers who smoke, drink and fight in his youth.

8 1, the electric fan is really man's best friend. As soon as I asked him if I was ugly, he shook me solemnly all night.

Look, I'll show you a magic trick to make you forget that you are a dog. Wait, I'm not a dog. Listen, forget it!