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Ancient poems of sparrows

1, who says sparrows have no horns? Why are you wearing my house? Who says women are homeless? Why did you come to prison so soon? Although I am going to prison soon, I lack a house and a home!

Who says sparrows have no mouths? Why did you rummage through my house? Who says you don't have a home yet? Why did you arrest me in the government? Even if I am arrested by the government, the reasons for forced marriage are not sufficient.

Language: The Book of Songs by Anonymous

2, who is wordy, and watch the white dove send stationery. ? I knew what I wanted when I was young, and I was destined to be sent under the eaves all my life.

Who says you can't fly in the sky with short wings? You go to see the white dove deliver the letter. Ambition is as short as a sparrow, destined to live under the eaves all my life.

Language: Anonymous Sparrow

3. "Hehe, sparrows know the ambition of swans!"

Alas, how do swallows and sparrows know the ambition of Honghu Lake!

Out: Sima Qian's Historical Records-Chen She Family.

4. Xun and Xue smiled at each other and said, "I am determined to fly to seize the elm, but it is not time, just to control the land." How do you view Nine Wan Li and the South? "

Cicada and sparrow laughed at it and said, "I quickly took off from the ground and stopped when I touched a branch." Sometimes I can't fly to the tree and fall to the ground. Why should I fly to the South China Sea so hard? "

Language: Zhuangzi's "Free Travel"

5, empty city sparrow, what are your plans.

The sparrows on the empty tower are so poor.

Language: Li Bai's empty city sparrow

6, empty city finches, why not fly to people to live, empty city has no human corn.

Why don't the sparrows in the empty city fly to other people's homes to live, because Wukong has no human crops.

Out: Wang Jian's "Empty City Sparrow"