Tell a funny story about youth

Who bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles? The following sentences are carefully recommended by me. I hope you will like them!

1. If you want to be a grandfather, you must be a grandson first.

2. I'm stupid and I'm happy. I'm two years old and I'm healthy.

I count my fingers and find that you don't need me in your life.

No matter how much water you have, you can't drink enough loneliness.

If you abolish my present, I will abolish your future.

6. It doesn't matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get into the water.

7. The right way in the world is vicissitudes of life. Don't be too arrogant.

8. As the saying goes, people are jealous of talents, but they are not as stupid as people.

9. I can resist anything except money and beautiful women.

10. Big head, thick neck, stupid as a pig!

1 1. Don't spoil the word youth, you are in early autumn.

12. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

13. In the current weather, instant noodles can be directly soaked in tap water.

14. The wind is fine. It messed up my hair and blew off your wig.

15. You are like the Nine-Day Fairy, but your face hits the ground first.

16. Let me ask you, how long has it been since you paged? Yidian market network

17. Don't feel that you are rare, but cherish what is rare.

18. Skipping classes is a carnival for one person. Class is the loneliness of a group of people.

19. You are like a bitter gourd, dressed so cool and so weak.

20. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, but that life forces me to be a bitch?

2 1. Commitment is like farting. It was earth-shattering, and then it was pale and powerless.

22. Tell you not to push me. If you push me, I will play dead for you!

23. When I said I couldn't afford to be hurt, it was the day when your house caught fire.

24. It is gold, which will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light, okay?

25. There are no fat people in the world. There are many thin people, and there will be fat people!

26. Originally, the IQ was high, even the EQ was zero, which did not make people live.

27. Cockroaches are not afraid of cockroach medicine, but we can't even handle vitamins!

28. The reason why my girlfriend is not a nun is that she hasn't passed CET-4 and won't accept it in buddhist nun.

29. Some people are alive and she is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

30. I think it's good to make a phone call. What I said is valuable.

3 1. Three points are destined for heaven, seven points depend on hard work, and ninety points are at the teacher's place.

I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning.

33. When dry wood meets fire, it is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

34. The so-called surprise is that the rabbit you are waiting for comes, followed by the wolf!

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner in my coffin.

36. Have you seen Water Margin? The story of Tang Priest's master and apprentice being caught up with Liangshan by Jia Baoyu.

Most people want to change the world, but few people want to change themselves.

I really miss being a child. I can go shirtless like a man on a hot day!

39. I often wake up from my dreams because I had a hungry dream, a hungry dream.

40. Teachers should be careful when their moral standards are not awake when they are particularly sleepy.

4 1. If you don't remember me, I'll give you melon seeds with big ears. Let you remember me forever.

42. The cold water you spilled on me, I will definitely boil it and pour it back for you. Wait and see.

43. Every time I see a couple, I will sing the song "Happy Break-up, I wish you happiness".

44. I used to be young and aggressive, but now my youth is gone, so I am so aggressive.

45. When you point your index finger at others, don't forget that there are still three fingers pointing at yourself.

46. You talk to him about civilization, and he gives you barbarism; You reason with him, and he plays rascal with you.

47. Carve loneliness on the bottle, drink it into the bladder and pee it out, so that loneliness can be spilled everywhere!

48. People who like me are good people. People who don't like me are bad people. Nobody hates me.

49. Whoever loves you again in the future will get a slap in the face. If he doesn't fight back, then he really loves you.

50. If people don't attack me, I won't attack. If someone commits a crime against me, he will give in three points, and if someone commits a crime against me, he will get rid of the roots.

5 1. I said to the mirror; Mirror, mirror, am I the most beautiful person in the world? The mirror is broken.

52. Never argue with the same fool, because in the end, you will never know who the fool is.

53. In this fickle age, the best way to make others remember you is to owe money and not pay it back.

54. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

55. whoever bullies me in the future, I will carve his name on the wood and light two white candles?

56. If you can't dress your woman in a wedding dress, don't stop you from unbuttoning her clothes!

57. I said happily: I planted my boyfriend in the field in spring, but I forgot this crop in autumn.

58. Every dormitory has one who grinds his teeth, one who talks in his sleep, one who snores and one who sleeps late.

59. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you don't do it well, you may fall asleep.

60. Eating food is like a train. To sum up: shopping-eating, shopping-eating, shopping-eating.

6 1. The three things I fear most in my life, the first fear of death, the second fear of illness, and the third fear of life and death.

62. Why have I never seen a ribbon float when I eat Dove? Why can't I see a big piece of beef when I eat Master Kong?

63. I always feel that the bed, too neatly laid, will be a bit of a pleasure in my old age. Well, it's still messy and energetic.

64. Women in the new era went to the hall, climbed over the fence, hit mistresses and hooligans, but they just couldn't get out of the kitchen.

65. Good friends don't need too many. Two is enough. One is willing to lend you money, he asks you for a debt, and the other is willing to kill him ~

66. The geography teacher asked: What are the four oceans? I replied: Pleasant goat, beautiful goat, lazy goat, boiling goat, staying in bed is the minimum respect for the weekend.

67. There are always a few grandfathers every month. His face changed from red to green, from green to yellow, to blue, to purple, to green, and finally he left me.

68. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so, and don't always let others move around to help you tell me that you are sorry ~ ~ heartless, you can live for a hundred years, with a clear conscience and no fatigue.

69. Most youth have some pranks, because the pranks of those years are now beautiful memories. To our lost youth, and then talk about the funny sentences of youth and revisit the old place.

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