Humorous sentences that say good night to sleep.

1, forward this message 3 times, and you will be lucky; Forwarding it again for 6 times will be official; Forward it 9 times again, and you will be lucky; Forwarding 12 times will cost 3 yuan money! Good Night!

2. It's late at night, and people are quiet. If you haven't slept, please go to bed quickly. If you fall asleep, turn over and continue to sleep! Sweet dreams!

3. Warning: You are not sleeping correctly at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep. Good Night!

I've always wanted to ask you a question, but I dare not speak rashly. Especially on quiet and lonely nights, so many thoughts make me insomnia, so I want to send a text message to ask you … do you still wet the bed? Haha, good night!

Dear, when I was playing chess with Duke Zhou last night, I saw Duke Zhou's wife wearing rusty insoles. How beautiful! You should go to bed early tonight and learn from others. Good night baby, sweet dreams!

6. Is the sky falling? The ground is sinking? The river is going backwards? None of this has anything to do with you Don't worry. Your task now is to remove dark circles. Look at you tired. Have a good sleep.

7. Hello, when you received this message, I was really sorry to wake you up! Say good night and hope you don't meet me in your dream. I'm afraid you don't want to wake up, hahaha!

8. Dear user, you have successfully customized the midnight wake-up pee service, and we will disturb you from time to time every night until you get up. Please reply: I am a pig, I want to sleep, I don't get up, I don't pee.

9. It's late at night and people are quiet. If you haven't slept, please sleep quickly. If you fall asleep, turn over and go back to sleep! Sweet dreams!

10, I just got off the phone with the moon and let it shine with you to sleep; I sent an email to the star, asking it to decorate the night sky with your dreams. They agreed. Good night and sweet dreams!

1 1, the moon gives you continuous moonlight rain and washes away your fatigue; The breeze sends you a lullaby to accompany you to sleep quickly; The night gives you a sedative to let you sleep peacefully and have a sweet dream. Good night

12, I wonder where you are now? I've been waiting for you here for a long time. Maybe you have gone home. I'm here alone. I think you are tired, too. Then go home and rest. Good Night!

13, it is easy to get wrinkles when you are angry, and you will become younger when you are happy. Staying up late will definitely hurt your health, and proper sleep should be light! Remind naughty and lovely you: less drying the moon in the middle of the night! Accident-prone! Wish: Have a good sleep! Good dreams!

14, good night! See the clouds in the night sky? I don't think you can see. That's why I spy on you behind the clouds! See if you think of me at night, and see your lovely sleeping position at night, so I will have a good dream!

15, everyone will think of a song, a person and a thing before going to bed. Just think about it, because it is the deepest memory in your heart. Not romance, just memories.

16, today is cruel, and tomorrow will be even more cruel! The day after tomorrow will be better! But most people will die tomorrow night, and there will be no sunshine in the morning the day after tomorrow! Come on, persistence is victory! Go to bed early! Good Night! The day after tomorrow will be better!

17, there are many hardships on the road of life, so you should look wider when you encounter things; Worries and worries have been forgotten, and an open-minded attitude has always been there; Don't talk about complaining and look at the bright days; Let go of the day's grievances, pack up your mood and say "good night"!

18, it rains today, just like the arrival of missing. Greetings are not just at night, blessings are always hidden in my heart. When the rain stopped, I missed you, but I was still worried about the night. Go to sleep, have a good sleep!

19, the sky is falling, good luck comes at any time. The tired body slowly fell asleep with tiredness. May you have a good dream, and the falling meteor in your dream will make your wish come true. Good Night!

20. People who really wait for you will always wait sincerely. People who don't want to wait for you always hold hands with others as soon as they turn around.

2 1, vilen is full of flowers, the moonlight shines on the sparkling lake, and the breeze quietly blows warmth into our hearts. I extend my best wishes to you on this beautiful night. Good night

22. There is a power called simplicity, so powerful that no one can destroy the inner purity.

23. In this world, there are many icing on the cake, but few in the snow. I am honored to be one of the people who care about you the most! Good night, friend!

Nothing is more convincing than time, because time can change everything without telling us.

25, people, down-to-earth interdependence; Love, nourishing each other and refreshing; Things, * * * and efforts are simple and easy; Road, * * * with beautiful scenery; Friends, care about each other and keep in touch. May you be happy every day. Good Night!

26. Life is not absolutely fair, but it is also relatively fair. On the scale, the more you get, the more you have to bear than others.

27. How to meet is not important, but how to say goodbye. Some people, not together, still not. When I think of it, my heart still gives birth to warmth, which is "good fate" after all.

28. Laughter is the simplest thing in life and the most precious wealth in life. Coming is accidental, leaving is inevitable. So you must, with the fate unchanged, with the fate unchanged.

29. We verify love in time and crush it in time. There are many false feelings in love, but our pain, heartbreak and despair are always real.

30. Nine out of ten households in a residential area are equipped with security doors, but only one household is not. One day, nine families were stolen together. Only the thief on this door without a security door wrote: don't worry about me, I will worry about you! Good Night!

3 1, life is like a flood, and it is difficult to stir up beautiful waves without encountering islands and reefs.

32. Justice is not necessarily the most important thing for yourself. No way, how can anyone regard bad people as the most important people? No, even knowing it's evil. People can't compete with loneliness.

33, everyone will be icing on the cake, the difficult thing is to send charcoal in the snow; Everyone has a short-term enthusiasm, but it is difficult to stay together for a long time.

Whenever night comes, I always want to say something to you, but when I say it, the night is getting deeper and deeper. I'm afraid I'll disturb the charm of the moon and the stars, and I'm afraid you've fallen asleep. So, all I have to say is "good night".

35, sunny day, your face, what kind of fantasy and hug I have, the expression is so subtle, one more second of happiness, and the impulse to kiss you came unconsciously, dear, what, good night.

36. Did you feel moved after watching the TV series? Have you ever played games to amuse yourself? Read the book again, is it nutritious mentally? I also took a shower. Are you relaxed? Now that you have received my message, have you received your blessing? What are you waiting for? Go to bed early, good night!

37. Blinking tonight means that I am thinking of you; Blink twice, which means I miss you; Blink three times to show that you miss you very much; Blink, alas, that means you use your eyes too much. Go to bed early! Good Night!

38. Life is like a multiple-choice question. It is often the numerous choices that bother you, not the topic itself.

39. Quiet night, crescent moon and soft moonlight bring me deep thoughts. On a warm night, the stars are beating and shining, conveying my sincere wishes. On this happy night, a good night takes you into a beautiful dream.

40. Choose a beautiful day, cut off pessimistic worries, delete dissatisfied worries, paste a happy mood, refresh the filtered depression, save a beautiful mood and create a new folder: Happy every day! A gentle greeting will bring you a beautiful day in the morning! Good Night!

4 1, I don't know what you are doing, it's so late, maybe I'm the only one who misses you so hard, over and over again. But I don't want to bother you. I hope you sleep well, like a carefree pig. Good night, dear!

42. Life is like an echo. What you give, it will repay you, and what you sow, it will reap.

43. Are you still struggling when you are having fun? Are you still working overtime? My concern is the most precious. I still think that you will fall asleep tonight, my friend. Good Night!

44, don't expect anything, just want to say good night while sleeping!

45. When you see my news, every word is your good mood. When you turn off your cell phone, your fingertips are warm with my blessing. When you fall asleep leisurely, fragrance and sweetness are my dreams for you. Good night and good luck, my friend!

46. What's it like to be deeply loved by someone you love? What will it be like? If you want to answer immediately, you must know how happy you are.

47. We control our youth, and we flaunt our youth. We have reason to tell the world that our youth is very important!

48. The gentle evening breeze is willing to accompany you to laugh and eliminate physical fatigue; Comfortable moths are willing to play with you and drive away the troubles in their hearts; Leisure lighting is willing to make you happy, add warmth and laughter; A steady stream of bedding is willing to make you comfortable and release happiness. Have a good sleep!

As we all know, life is not only to live, but also to get happiness. But people's happiness lies in their own happiness. Life itself is happiness.

50. I'll give you a new "dreamland" security door. This product can drive away thieves who steal beautiful dreams, such as worry, stress and anxiety, and ensure that you have a quiet and warm night. Sweet dreams.