Tell me funny mood phrases on qq that will make you laugh out loud

1. If you are bored, you can play with snot bubbles.

2. The only thing I can hold and put down in my life is chopsticks

3. Students, please stop being invisible. In 50 years, your avatar will be I can't even light up even if I want to.

4. Whenever the charge horn sounds, I quickly hide in the trench, because: I am an undercover!

5. Just because I looked at you one more time in the crowd, I can never forget your bitter face.

6. It is necessary to change the laptop - it takes 5 minutes to start up, and the battery only supports 3 minutes!

7. A woman who doesn’t take a shower will not smell good no matter how much she puts on her perfume.

8. The Chinese Valentine's Day is here, go out for a walk and take a look, you can see if a pair is a pair!

9. Why does the pangolin keep digging? Because it is looking for pangolins.

10. After studying for more than ten years, I think it is easier to get along in kindergarten.

11. The elderly cannot be beaten. Children cannot be hit. Women cannot be beaten. man. Beat him to death.

12. My hobbies can be divided into static and dynamic. Static is sleeping, dynamic is turning over

13. I bought a razor online, but my hands were shaking and numb before I finished shaving

14. When I woke up this morning, I thought I had grown up. Take a closer look, it turns out that the quilt cover is horizontal!

15. I dare not look at the mirror for too long because I am afraid that I will fall in love with myself

16. I have something in my dream, so I will go to sleep first...

17. The old woman on Naihe Bridge has changed to selling milk tea, asking me how to forget.

18. Mengniu has made a difficult decision. If it detects Yili milk in the user’s stomach, it will automatically release melamine.

19. Only those who fall into the water understand that dog paddle is also a beautiful swimming style.

20. If everyone in the world betrays you. I will stand behind you without hesitation. Follow them to betray you.

21. Managers usually tell smokers during meetings that they will strangle them to death! !

22. After passing this village, there is still this store; because there is a branch here.

23. I never lie, except for this sentence.

24. May I ask whether your coffin has a flip-top lid or a sliding lid?

25. What are you made of? I am made of meat.

26. The person riding the white horse is not necessarily the prince. It may also be Tang Monk.

27. As a monster, my wish is to destroy an Ultraman.

28. If you make me angry, I will curse you for buying instant noodles without seasoning packets for the rest of your life!

29. (phrase www.creditsailing.com) The American Superman is not as good as our country’s Goku.

30. The little monster is holding a submachine gun and trying to knock down the cannon-firing Bumpman.

31. If time is like a pig-killing knife, then obesity is a dragon-killing knife!

32. Beethoven tells us that the more you memorize, the more points you will score.

33. Think about the salary comparison, forget it, I don’t want to live anymore.

34. Hey, boss, have a bottle of 1982 Wong Lao Kat!

35. No matter how sad you are, you have to smile and say, it’s your uncle.

36. When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God.

37. You are not called naive, but born.

38. Students, do you think that picking out erasers in class is also a very emotional thing!

39. Being a bridesmaid is more stressful than being a bride.

40. I don’t look at you, I’m afraid, because I saw the shit in your eyes yesterday.

41. Time is really precious, and we are only one second away from the toilet. It was robbed by others.

42. Don’t say you are Superman. Superman dares to wear his pants outside. Do you dare?

43. When you fart, have you ever considered your inner feelings?

44. My advantage is that I am handsome, but my disadvantage is that I am not very handsome

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45. Behind a successful chef. There must be a knife silently supporting you from behind.

46. You can go to school, you can work in the kitchen, you can be the king of boxers, you can be a gangster, you can be fat and out of shape, but you can still be strong!

47. From the bottom of my heart, I said to my air conditioner that it’s great to have you, how can I live without you!

48. Fortunately, I have mental illness, and my whole person is more energetic

49. God gave us youth and acne at the same time...