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What are the twelve constellations like?

First of all, Pisces

First place in Pisces Theatre Academy, sentimental, the princess is sick and crying, and born to love has been pursuing true love all her life. How can we catch such fish?

Pisces is sensitive and emotional. Blx, a pessimist with low tears and fond of fantasy, always prepares for the worst.

Pisces is rebellious, extremely self-centered and too concerned about other people's opinions. Often wronged themselves and cater to others. Pisces has strong emotional ability, innate understanding, easy to see the essence of things, always stay awake and be good at seeing through.

Pisces is ambitious and shows "contentment" when it cannot be realized.

To get along with Pisces, you should have enough insight, appreciate the charm of ta, understand ta's forbearance, care for ta's blx, give ta the romance he wants, and indulge in the beautiful imagination with ta.

Pisces loves romance, and likes romance in action, not sweet talk. Ta will think you are glib and insincere.

Pisces is prone to paranoia, always succumbing to tenderness and enjoying being coaxed and spoiled.

Pisces is suspicious and has a strong sixth sense. If the other party is a little insincere, he will immediately notice it. He doesn't care about material things, but more about spiritual satisfaction. Pisces disdains hypocritical manners and cannot accept impure feelings.

Pisces has many ideas, but it is difficult to put them into action. It likes to be encouraged. I hope there's always someone behind. If others praise you, Pisces will redouble their efforts.

Pisces is always suffering from loss and gain in feelings, with serious inner emotions and good surface restraint. Especially sensitive, can feel the emotional changes of people around, and easily lead to emotional changes.

Eager to get, more afraid of losing, Pisces needs emotional stability, and hot and cold will make ta emotional collapse.

Pisces is crazy about love, likes a person very much, wants to possess all the special jealousy of the other person, and wants to be loved. Pisces should be guided to get out of their emotions, reason over sensibility, and give ta enough security and firm heart when suffering from loss.

Second, Taurus

Your understanding of Taurus still stays: stingy? Love getting into a dead end? Then you are too one-sided!

Get along with Taurus, one can't be careless, and the other can't be without connotation. Taurus cares about the quality of life and pays attention to the sense of ceremony.

Taurus is introverted, calm and realistic, refuses all kinds of embarrassing occasions, is too lazy to socialize and maintain relationships, and keeps everything to himself. I am eager to have an interesting soul to understand ta, take ta to taste everything, read everything, like Taurus, and take the initiative to ask ta to eat, drink and have fun at the right time.

Taurus will be attracted by calm, honest and positive people. Being too detached and high-profile will keep Taurus at a distance.

Taurus hates people who have no self-knowledge. Don't make vulgar jokes with ta on formal occasions, talk about topics without nutrition and make common sense mistakes.

Taurus is insecure, eager for stability, and the first reaction will not panic. On the surface, it takes him a long time to adjust himself and restore a comfortable psychological state.

Taurus is slow to heat, and it is always slow to heat emotionally. Don't force Taurus to make a statement, don't die! Don't lose your temper! Be patient and calm. Getting along well is Taurus's favorite.

Taurus loves entanglement, is easy to recognize the truth, always cares about gains and losses, sticks to his own opinions, and subconsciously protects himself from any harm. Don't carry it hard when Ta is angry, adding fuel to the fire. Give taurus a sense of security, be cheeky with ta, and make Ta happy. Taurus tends to be soft-hearted. When Ta calms down, he will come to you to open his heart and communicate with you.

Taurus is possessive, self-respecting and good-looking. Don't test Ta's sincerity by making him jealous. What Taurus hates most is uncertainty.

Taurus pays attention to action and doesn't talk much, but will do many things silently. If you agree to ta, you must honor your promise in time, don't just say a word.

Taurus is more realistic and values the sense of stability brought by material things. Different people have different faces in front of them. Taurus is good at self-reflection, especially for the vision of the future and long-term planning, and never stints money on important people. Don't impose your set of standards on ta, ta will change itself within its own framework.

Taurus is very cautious about feelings, falling in love is ok, but marriage is something to think about again and again. Sincere and long-term companionship is the key to impress Taurus.

Third, Virgo.

Have you ever been rejected by Virgo? Have you ever been driven crazy by Virgo's nitpicking? Virgo is picky, perfectionist and inclined to the truth. ...

In short: difficult! Virgo is really hard to do!

If you want to enter Virgo's eyes, first of all, you can't complain, you can't be cynical. A positive attitude is a magic weapon to attract Virgo's attention.

Virgo is serious and has its own standard system. She doesn't like others to break her inner sense of order. She likes Virgo. Don't confess as soon as she comes up. She should start with her friends and express her affection and love step by step.

Virgo will only associate with the strong and always worry about her future. Nothing is more important than making yourself strong, lonely and enjoying loneliness.

Virgo pays special attention to what others think of her, and has always had a fighting spirit of unyielding, just wanting to make herself better and better. With Virgo, be sure to let ta see your self-motivation. More than 80% Virgos can't see their future when they break up with others.

Virgo is a detail-oriented person and an extremely rational person. Ta will judge whether two people have a future through your details about ta.

Virgo's best thing is to stop loss in time, and her emotional cleanliness is very serious. What I hate most is that she doesn't keep her word, can't take care of herself, and is particularly clingy. There is always a punishment system in her feelings. Usually, if you don't pay attention to the details of getting along with ta, ta will silently deduct points for you, and then save them until they accumulate to a certain amount and explode.

Virgo is particularly sensitive, and it is easy to perceive something through details. Being honest with Virgo is the most basic. Lying, punching your face, duplicity ... Virgo will definitely give you crazy points.

Virgo is extremely insecure, and ta will strive to obtain material security. Get a sense of spiritual security by giving others. Being needed is the ideal state of Virgo. Therefore, Virgo, who meets a service-oriented personality, should give ta a timely response emotionally.

Virgo often falls into self-doubt and constantly reflects and criticizes herself. When you get along with Virgo, don't always deny ta's idea and criticize Virgo's shortcomings repeatedly. Virgo needs recognition and encouragement.

Fourth, Libra

Speaking of Libra, the first reaction is Yan value ... I just like to look good! In fact, even if you pass the exam, you may not get Libra's heart.

Libra lives in the present, eat, drink and be merry, and listen to your heart. Happiness is the most important. Libra doesn't like to dwell on or recall the past, and doesn't think much about the future.

Libra values feelings, gets along well, and chats with ta, but don't be too tired. Chatting can catch the stalk of ta without embarrassment.

Libra likes a person, first look at the face, then look at clothes, then look at personality, then look at details, then look at your life circle, then look at your family conditions, and finally consider the future. Libra, like well-educated, polite and connotative people, likes to see the world from the perspective of a bystander, and your Excellence will be appreciated by ta. Never add a b in front of Libra, or the impression score will be zero directly.

Libra likes to simplify things, does not like to trouble others, and does not want others to trouble themselves. Complicated things will make ta a headache, hate conflicts, don't like playing tricks, and don't like to speak ill of others behind their backs.

Libra doesn't like being forced to do anything and hates trouble and bondage, so she often shirks her responsibilities and even hates quarreling. It would rather not look at things in principle than be embarrassed.

For Libra, attitude is everything. You should be soft but not hard, and smooth. You don't like arguing, but you don't give up. Everything should be put on the table with Libra, and then solved together. Never play drama in your head, Libra doesn't like to guess. I am particularly afraid that others will test my love. As long as the other person works hard, he feels that he doesn't love enough.

Libra who is good at ta is very clear. Libra cares a little, but always compromises. Soft-hearted, forgetful, unwilling to expose others.

Libra believes that everyone is an independent individual, no matter how close the relationship is, everyone should have their own self. Everyone should learn to love themselves on the premise of loving others.

Libra prefers to be alone and do whatever she likes, but it won't affect her feelings. You can decide what Libra doesn't care about. For things approved by ta, it is best to respect and support ta. Ta loves you and is free at the same time.

Libra must be equal. You are good to ta, and ta is better to you. If you are not good to ta, then bye.

Five, Scorpio

I have been having an affair with Scorpio for a long time. I think this is natural, and I will achieve positive results. Suddenly I was blacked out by Scorpio, and I was at a loss. Chaos? Doubt life! Maybe I paid wrong after all ~

Scorpio is ambitious, likes to be dormant, has high demands on itself, and has a strong desire for mental control. I hope everything is under my control.

Scorpio has a strong self-esteem, likes to compete in everything, is cruel to others, and is cruel to himself. He is stubborn on the surface, timid inside and pretends to be calm. No matter how sad he is, he always looks indifferent on the surface, especially likes duplicity, hoping that the other party can understand his duplicity.

Scorpio is emotionally passive, and the premise of initiative must be that the other party has paid enough. Scorpio is hot and cold to you, depending on your attitude towards ta. Scorpio gets along with people either by adding points or subtracting points, and never gets the highest score.

In Scorpio's view, time is the mind. No matter what, be dead set and sincere. Being with Scorpio requires enough patience.

Scorpio is cautious and sensitive, and has its own radar detection system. It likes to observe and analyze problems, and always likes to prove its uniqueness in some extreme ways, trying to find out whether you love ta or not.

By observing the ups and downs of your emotions, you can judge whether you have used your heart, by arousing you to hear your true feelings, and by forcing you to leave but never give up, you can determine your sincerity. Constantly challenge each other's upper and lower limits to ensure that this relationship lasts forever.

Scorpio's distrust of human nature and fear of being hurt need your absolute obedience and complete truth. Scorpio values actions and facts, pays attention to details and attitudes, is too picky and cautious about feelings, and prefers to lack things.

Scorpio can accept any cruel truth, but can't stand a little deception from the other side. Every time he is disappointed, he is ready to leave.

Scorpio is jealous, jealous, defensive, afraid of losing, afraid of really making a mistake, and likes to show three points. The remaining seven points have been tested. I don't like being controlled. I like controlling others.

It is best to report things in advance when getting along with Scorpio, so as to give Scorpio a sense of security and let ta have no chance to think. Scorpio will not be centered on each other until they firmly choose each other.

Scorpio needs preference in friendship, but there is only love in love.

Six, Gemini

Gemini, who is as free as the wind, often can't catch the stem of ta? Can't understand ta's melancholy and sand sculpture? Can't walk into the fickle heart of ta?

Gemini's mood changes quickly, often hot and cold, capricious, but self-regulation ability is strong, and emotions come and go quickly. I wanted to be pampered and tolerated since I was a child.

Happiness is the most important thing for Gemini. They are afraid of responsibility, bondage and embarrassment. They like people and things that make them happy. When you are in trouble, you want to escape if you are unhappy.

Gemini is most afraid of deliberate feelings, and getting along with Gemini must be: heartfelt love, naturally unpretentious,

Gemini is positive and pessimistic. One second, he was sad to death, the next, the sky was boundless, and the next, dark clouds were gathering. Go crazy with ta, argue with ta, and be ridiculous with ta. Let ta feel extremely comfortable and happy with you.

Gemini has great face and strong vigilance. He cares about the outside world's evaluation of himself and his word of mouth. He is most afraid of being ignored. He often pretends to be happy, pretends to be gregarious, collapses and heals himself. Don't force Gemini, don't doubt, give ta enough trust and free space.

Gemini is sensitive in heart, pays attention to details, has strong ability to observe words and observe colors, likes unique things, likes people with personality and hates going with the flow.

Gemini is not good at maintaining relationships, and everything is hot for three minutes. Gemini likes interesting and fresh things, and his attention is easily diverted. Don't worry about getting along with Gemini, you must be slow and steady, and surprise Gemini with some new tricks from time to time.

Gemini has a strong desire for knowledge and control. Gemini is good at self-reflection, but does not change. It only trusts its own feelings and doesn't listen to other people's advice. It won't change unless it really hits a wall.

Gemini likes the process of his own exploration, keeps a sense of mystery, has his own life, and is firm in his heart without sticking to ta all the time.

Gemini often loses for no reason, but is ashamed to express his true feelings. He is in charge of small things and big things, and has many secrets in his heart.

Gemini is enthusiastic on the surface, but in fact, she is indifferent at heart, and there is always a sense of alienation when getting along with people. Gemini needs a strong, gentle and interesting person who understands, supports and is self-motivated, and grows up with ta in play.

Seven, Aries

Aries is warm and brave, and it is the simplest and straightforward of the twelve constellations.

Aries is a person who has a leading role in his heart. He always comes out confidently with honey juice, feeling that he is a chosen son and irreplaceable. Especially love face, be competitive in everything, hate disappointment, can't be ignored, afraid of being ignored.

Following the principle that the strong desire the strong, the person Aries likes must be better than Aries. Aries likes to look up to, chase and challenge the strong. Ta just wants to find someone who is good with himself.

Aries likes not only external Excellence and Excellence, but also your psychological strength and behavioral strength. Therefore, the big white sheep will be fascinated by the type of savage girlfriend and overbearing president, and will be elated and can't stop.

You must be hot and cold when you treat Aries. For Aries, happiness is very important. The other half must be fresh and interesting and can be together. If you can catch what ta said, Aries will think you are very interesting and a like-minded person.

On the surface, Aries seems to be able to hold you down. In fact, you must be able to hold down the Aries. Aries has weak self-control, and ta also hopes that someone can hold ta at a critical moment. Therefore, the key to conquering Aries is that you are better than ta and stronger than ta. Usually get along with each other and play two sweets. This punch should be justified. Let Aries love you and fear you, and you win.

Aries can be said to be a person who gets cold and hot quickly. It takes three minutes to do something, which is particularly impulsive. On the top, the mind is simple, the question is straight, and you won't beat around the bush. Aries likes to talk about things, don't grind them. I don't like people hiding anything and being insincere, so don't cheat ta, don't pretend to be B in front of ta, express sincerely if you like ta, and pay with actions. Don't let Aries hold back, let Aries guess your mind, ta doesn't have the patience and time.

Aries often gets angry one second and regrets the next. Love and hate are extremely distinct, and their emotions fluctuate greatly. After Aries is angry, don't let ta go. Big white sheep eat soft but not hard. What I fear most is the cold war. They all healed the scars and forgot the pain, and they won't hold a grudge against you. If you quarrel, you must communicate and interact with Aries in time. If you let Aries think for themselves, it will be cool to broadcast.

Big Aries is good-looking, competitive and likes to be praised by others. But it's not flattering, casual or casual praise. What Aries wants is that you really see the good, sincere and heartfelt praise of ta.

Eight years old, Leo

Leo's personality is arrogant and domineering, and it is difficult for ordinary people to enter the eyes of Leo.

Leo is straightforward, generous and pays attention to decency and sense of ceremony. Leo has a distinct personality, dares to love and hate, and his emotions are often written on his face. He is easy to open his heart to people, with an inexplicable sense of responsibility, and does not accept any form of deception.

When Leo likes a person, he will brush his sense of existence in front of the other person. Leo likes to give and be needed. After paying, he needs your timely feedback, recognition, praise and encouragement.

Leo is majestic and unstoppable during the day. At night, he will reflect on himself and feel sensitive and tangled. Leo likes a person and wants to share it. At this time, he must actively respond.

Leo is competitive and has strong self-esteem. He should do his best in everything and enjoy being praised on the stage. Leo is naturally eager for strength and worships heroes. Leo likes people who are not excellent, but they should have their own light points, and the other half is excellent, which will make ta feel twice as proud.

Dignity and self-confidence are the things that Leo lives on, so you must give Leo face when you are outside. Leo is not afraid of suffering, fatigue and injustice in his feelings. Emotionally, Leo should feel cared for and valued.

For Leo, you must tame him, praise him in time when he is right, and don't tell him the truth when Leo is angry, which is equivalent to adding fuel to the fire. Gently appease ta's emotions first, and then communicate after the emotions are stable. Be tough when it's time to be tough, or ta will kick his nose and face.

Leo is easy to be self-centered, and he must do what he has decided. It is difficult to take care of other people's feelings without hitting the south wall and looking back.

Leo has a good face and loves to be brave. Leo becomes awkward and super proud after he likes someone. Sensitive blx, jealous and not saying it, angry for no reason, covering up inner vulnerability. I would rather lose my teeth and swallow it in my stomach than bow my head and admit my mistake, for fear that the other half will not trust me.

If you want to enjoy the glory of Leo, you must tolerate the emotions under the impulse of ta.

Nine, Sagittarius

Sagittarius likes a person, but hates to give everything. When he left, he was really silent. He made a unilateral decision silently, and when he left, there was no wave in his heart and he was extremely cold.

If you want to be understood, but you are afraid of being seen through, whether you are happy or not will give people a happy look. Being close to Sagittarius, ta feels particularly uncomfortable and will unconsciously push you away and keep a safe distance from you.

Sagittarius can't get to know each other for a while, no matter how good it is. The more you chase and run, the more you care about ta, the more bored you feel.

Show your excellent side naturally, care that ta doesn't cross the line, have a little sense of distance, show a good impression on ta appropriately, be independent, and don't have too much negative energy.

Sagittarius is lively in appearance and cold in heart. It doesn't like to disturb and drag others down. It is afraid to pass on bad emotions to friends, digest silently and has strong self-regulation ability. The changeable brain and traditional heart are not only afraid of being dependent, but also hope to be dependent, need to be dependent, trusted and affirmed.

Sagittarius is difficult to adapt to intimate relationships, really afraid of disturbing others, like to avoid emotional problems, like to paralyze themselves and pretend to be indifferent. In fact, the heart is extremely uncomfortable, afraid of betrayal, afraid of love, and even afraid of marriage. I don't believe that I will be firmly chosen.

Sagittarius has no special requirements for close people, as long as it can talk nonsense with ta every day and listen to ta to share some strange things.

Sagittarius's attention is particularly easily diverted. Many times, you can't tell like from love. You like someone too fast, and then you don't feel it for a few days.

Sagittarius is particularly easy to satisfy. Don't take it if it's not your own. If you want it, fight for it yourself. Sagittarius must do what he wants to do. If it hits the south wall, it won't look back. I really hope to get recognition and support from others.

Being with Sagittarius is like flying a kite. At first, run with the kite and keep the same rhythm together. When the kite flies, you should put it in, let it out, slow down and make it fly higher. When the kite flies away, you should pull it back, and when the kite begins to struggle, you should put it back.

Aquarius constellation

Someone asked: Why is Aquarius so difficult to understand? The answer is: Aquarius doesn't know himself. How do you understand it? I like Aquarius and want to wait for Aquarius to confess.

A word of advice: daydreaming?

Aquarius is a constellation that follows your feelings. If your face value doesn't make ta fall in love at first sight, then give up the idea of confessing to ta in a short time and start making friends with Aquarius.

Aquarius often switches back and forth between self-affirmation and self-denial, with Mulan in the day and Lin Daiyu at night. It is extremely important to seize the time of chatting. During the day, I will watch funny and sand sculpture videos with Aquarius, and at night I will chat with Aquarius about life and drink chicken soup articles.

Aquarius is very timid to fall in love with someone. When you are not so sure about each other's thoughts, you will run away. It's hard to make a voluntary confession. This is ta's self-protection. Aquarius is proud, values dignity and is afraid of losing it. I don't like overexert love, and I hate being forced to ask a definite answer.

Aquarius is curious and eager to explore, and likes a chic and creative life. Interesting people Aquarius can ignore the face value, but it is useless for you to be boring and have a face value.

Aquarius goes its own way, has an independent personality and pursues its own uniqueness. Aquarius cares about personal space and privacy. When you are in a bad mood, no one wants to talk about it, just like a person is quiet and doesn't like being restricted and bound.

Something new and exciting always interests Aquarius. If you like Aquarius, you must have your own bright spot, keep the mystery properly, and let Aquarius have the desire to explore constantly.

Aquarius likes a person: I like that you are interested in me, and I like that I am interested in you, but if I find that you are more interested in me than I am in you, then I may not be interested in you. That is, you should be better, more interesting and more beautiful than me, but don't be too obedient.

Aquarius is close and difficult to get along with. False enthusiasm, really slow. I can talk, but I am very polite. I have a lot of good friends, and I seldom talk to each other. Aquarius is like a cat She is close to her family, but she is not clingy. She will play with others, but rarely shows her wronged side in front of others. Few people know ta, but many people know ta. So it is often a group of friends, or a person.

Aquarius has been waiting for a close opponent. It can not only control ta, but also not limit the freedom of ta. Half lovers and half friends are the best state, and finding a soul mate is Aquarius' lifelong pursuit. For Aquarius, it must be inaction, relative possession and absolute freedom; At arm's length, there seems to be nothing.

XI。 Capricorn palace. Compare CAPRICORNUS

Have you ever won the cold war with Capricorn? Is Capricorn really as cold as the legend? You may not have seen the sand sculpture of Capricorn.

Capricorn values dignity and good face, and will not pursue, force, explain or retain in love. Capricorn doubts human nature and doesn't believe who can accompany him forever. Capricorn is best at weighing the pros and cons, stopping losses in time, not believing that love can last, and longing for long-term love.

Capricorn forbeares, pays attention to self-growth, is good at self-reflection and is good at giving up. Get along with Capricorn must have a strong heart, calm, self-discipline, patience and strong willpower.

Capricorn is especially grateful. Every minute you do ta is silently remembered in your heart. You have been with Capricorn for a long time, and ta will not let you die alone.

Face value is not the most important criterion for Capricorn to choose a mate, but the fit between the three views and personality is what Capricorn values most.

Capricorn has a strong sense of self-protection, strong insight and attention to detail. Look at the details and add and subtract points from each other. Capricorn values action, not what you say, but what you do. I don't like lying and cheating, but I like to get along sincerely.

Capricorn has a strong sense of inner order and gets along well with others, but the people close to him are all sand sculptures.

Capricorn is independent, enterprising and responsible, which can make you happy with ta, but it won't make you miserable with TA.

I like to know the general situation, take care of the overall situation, know myself, respect each other, understand each other, and be independent at critical moments.

Capricorn is ambitious, ambitious and has a clear and definite plan for his future. I won't waste more energy and time on feelings with no future.

Capricorn is cautious, reserved and alert, and will not express his ideas easily. He is not aggressive, afraid of trouble, sarcastic, proud of face, and has a strong desire to control the other half.

Capricorn is insecure, so it is easy to be pessimistic. Everything will think of the worst. Don't fight with Capricorn, Capricorn is both hard and soft.

Communicate with Capricorn, attitude is very important, talk well, have no feelings, have a clear purpose, and talk with ta sincerely to solve the problem. Let Capricorn know that you are considering the future of two people, and Capricorn will be happy to communicate with you.

12. Cancer constellation

It's the cancer you know: gentle and considerate? Understand? Caring for our families ... do you think we really don't regret doing this? Tell you, in fact, TAs have been: forbearance! ! !

Cancer has a super sensitive mind and is a person who is easy to be happy but not always happy. With a big brain hole, it is easy to think. A casual word from others will be pondered for several days. What cancer is good at is to wronged oneself and fulfill others. There are a lot of inner drama, but I don't want to say that all kinds of temptations and doubts deny myself and everything.

Cancer has poor self-regulation ability, can't manage its emotions, is easily influenced by the external environment, cares too much about the feelings of people around it, and often can't express its true self.

Cancer is easy to expect others and will not take the initiative to communicate when encountering problems. If you are sulking, you must be keen and insightful when you get along with cancer, capture ta's small emotions in time, and take the initiative to appease ta's inner anxiety.

Divert ta's attention. As long as you can find out the reason why Cancer is unhappy, you will have coaxed 80%.

Don't pretend to be mysterious when you get along with cancer. Stop joking and be smart. Cancer blx likes to play word games to let you guess ta's mind. If you have no patience, don't provoke Cancer.

Cancer is particularly soft-hearted, bullied by others, holding her mouth and excusing herself for not taking the initiative. Always think of each other, have no confidence, and feel that they don't deserve to be loved.

Cancer is particularly insecure, slow-heating, seriously suspicious, and has few true friends. Getting along with others is a very appropriate limit, and it is easy to trust others and doubt others.

Cancer is a dedicated personality, especially understanding, caring for people, and enjoying the feeling of being needed. Don't wait for ta to come to you when quarreling with cancer. Cancer is soft-hearted. Just put down your posture and gently coax it. There is basically nothing unforgivable.

Cancer is easy to suffer. Cancer has a heavy heart of gain and loss in her feelings and paid a certain accounting return. Disappointment will accumulate little by little, cancer will be hot and cold, and disappointment will multiply when it accumulates to a certain extent.

If you make a promise to Cancer, you must make it. Once something goes wrong, ta starts to be anxious and ready to back down. What Cancer wants is a firm choice and repetition.