Men change their minds and say short sentences

No.65438 +0 Eat what's in the bowl and watch what's in the pot.

NO.2 how do men die: seeing beautiful women? Go to hell, understand? Beautiful, cheat into the room? I'm anxious. Sleep in bed? Tired, does the wife know? Scared to death, do parents know? I'm so ashamed. Does the leader know? The whole death, rival in love knows? beat to death

NO.3 the red flag at home does not fall, and the colorful flags are fluttering outside.

This mountain looks higher than that one.

NO.5 bed whirlwind, work for one minute.

NO.6 peony flowers die, and it is also romantic to be a ghost.

No.7 is fickle, fickle and half-hearted.

NO.8 take part in accidental amusement, your unique skill.

No.9 will never give up the whole deep forest for one tree.

NO. 10 How many lips have you kissed with your mouth and how many people have been warmed by your arms.

Men are like onions. When you peel it layer by layer with tears, you find it has no heart.

NO. 12 men are not bad, women don't love them.

13 The symptoms of a man having an affair: The company works overtime every day, never touches housework, turns off his mobile phone when he gets home, deletes after sending a text message, snores loudly when sleeping, and often wears underwear backwards. By contrast, three cases were suspected and four cases could be diagnosed.

No.65438 +04 falling flowers intentionally follow the running water, and the running water has no beloved falling flowers. The anxiety of a scholar can be said, but the anxiety of a woman can't be said.

The first 15 issue is a world of flowers, and the flowers are deceptive; If you achieve your goal, you will change your mind and have pity on your daughter's heart.

NO. 16 men are always laughing and their eyes are discharging. They are either sick or cheating!

The first 17 fooling around well is called love; Well done, it is called marriage; Sexual apathy, doing well is called strict chastity; Impotence, if hidden well, is called waiting for death.

In the 18 issue, the red flag at home did not fall, and the colorful flags fluttered outside.

Phase 19 tired birds return to their nests. Don't say sorry, and finally find yourself lost.

No.20 man has eight fears: first, his wife is pregnant; second, his wife is desperate; third, his young lady is ill; fourth, others will react; fifth, his wife will be soaked; sixth, he will play mahjong; seventh, he will steal money; and eighth, he will fail Viagra.

NO.2 1 when the wife is angry, the man has to hide; When the wife is angry, the man keeps a straight face; When a wife is fat, men slip; As soon as the wife is rich, the man will step down.

NO.22 never look back, put aside pale memories, I just want to live quietly, without you anymore.

23rd Since you miss her, go with her!

Man No.24 has been laughing and his eyes are discharging. They are either sick or cheating! A woman with breast enhancement and thin waist is dissolute and coquettish, either taking out her pocket or letting you have a black knife! These days, freaks and banshees, look out!

The classic sentence of being a tree in the afterlife.

If there is an afterlife, I want to be a tree. Standing in the streets, standing in the wind, dust and rain. No smile, no sadness; Half in the sun and half in the shade. That's it, that's it. In the spring, always stand.

The classic sentence of being a tree in the afterlife.

First, this life is like dandelion. In the next life, I want to be a tree, which blooms in spring and leaves in autumn. In the final analysis.

Second, if there is an afterlife, I want to be a tree, so I will stand, and other love will drop casually ~ When I was a child, I didn't understand that Zhang Ailing said that life is a gorgeous robe, which is full of lice. I understand now.

Third, if there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in eternity, without the gesture of sadness and joy. Half is peaceful in the soil, half is flying in the wind, half is cool, and half is bathed in the sun. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never looking for.

Fourth, I want to be a tree in the afterlife and grow in the forest. The variety has not been decided yet. It must be the kind that can blossom and bear fruit without attracting bugs. In the distance, the tea forest is pine and cypress, and the mountains are green. After the wind passed, I rustled with them, and thousands of valleys smiled.

5. Every tree is a lonely soul. So I like to shoot trees. I hope to be a tree in my next life.

6. If there is an afterlife, at the end of this life, you must drink a few mouthfuls of Meng Po Tang, be an ignorant newcomer, sit in the sun, or just be a tree, stand in the sun, dedicate a shade and beautify a small sky. So, good. People passing by, I just stood and stared, welcomed the people who came and watched them leave.

Seven, a person has at least one dream and a strong reason. If the heart has no place to live, it wanders everywhere. What you are looking for on purpose is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes in his time. I don't have time to be seriously young. When I understand, I can only choose to be seriously old. If there is an afterlife, be a tree and stand in an eternal position, neither sad nor happy. Half is peaceful in the soil, half is flying in the wind, half is cool, and half is bathed in the sun. Very silent, very proud, never dependent, never looking for.

If there is an afterlife, let me be a tree. No matter the wind and rain, I will not shake my eyes and my heart.

Nine, the afterlife must be a tree, standing between heaven and earth, let it rain and wind, fearless! Even if all the leaves go with the wind, they will not be moved!

Ten, be a tree! Make a mature judgment about the world. If there is an afterlife, half will fly in the air! Just rely on the shallow world we have seen.

Be a tree in the next life, not looking for it, not relying on it.

Twelve, this pair of sad tears has run out, how can the days continue? If there is an afterlife, I would like to be a tree, standing in an eternal posture, not sad or happy, half peacefully in the dust, half flying in the wind, half bathed in the sun, very silent and proud, never dependent, never looking for it.

Thirteen, if there is an afterlife, I want to be a tree. I don't want to be moved, I don't want to be controlled, I just want to take root in the soil and grow hard. People who are too kind, too gentle and too kind are doomed to have a bad fate that I can't choose. Why don't I want to talk about it? Maybe I can manage it well after all, but the road to management is extremely bumpy and my life is highly different. How to persuade, how to move forward? Maybe everyone's life is not easy, but ah. Now I just think that you are all so happy, and maybe you can be happy because of it. Language can sublimate the plot or screw everything up. People will feel real only when they see the expression and hear the sound, but is this really the case? Who can listen to the voice from the heart and who is willing to calm down and think about other people's lives? There are many things you don't know.

Philosophy of life: Life is like a tree.

A seed of Philosophy of Life falls into the soil and is transported only by the wind. A life came into this world without prior consent. It is painful for seeds to break through the ground, and the arrival of new life begins with crying. Germinated seeds will be exposed to sunlight and rain, and parents will help them when life comes. If you pay too much attention to watering and fertilizing seedlings regularly, you will form the habit of dependence, and once you leave your master, your life will not last long. If the fledgling children are spoiled by their parents too much, they will think that the whole world is under their control and they will enter the society with a domineering personality. If they don't know how to be modest and respectful, they will also encounter many nails.

At the end of the world, a vast cemetery must be buried by snow and ice, and saplings grow slowly in the north of the lush forest. Extra branches and miscellaneous leaves must be pruned in time, otherwise it will waste nutrition and it will be difficult to cultivate talents, colors and the life of the world. In the process of children growing into young people, bad habits in personality must be corrected in time.

Trees are inseparable from pruning, and people are inseparable from enlightenment. If you don't finish what you should do at the right time, it's easy to teach waste. In spring, trees stick out green leaves to strengthen themselves and cool others. In autumn, leaves fall into the soil and become nutrients for trees in winter.

When people reach middle age, marriage has become unremarkable and has become a family relationship, and children are slowly getting married and leaving themselves. At this time, it is easiest to be empty and lonely, so you must cultivate hobbies when you are young, and you can enrich and nourish yourself when you are middle-aged. Ten-year-old trees, even if they are old, also have traces of years recorded by tree rings. There is also a tree, which is remembered by everyone and eventually turns into wood, which can fully burn its own life and be praised.

It doesn't matter how much scenery you enjoy, what matters is how many people respect your virtue and admire your chic and loyalty in life when your years are gone.

If there is an afterlife, be a tree.

If there is an afterlife, be a tree.

Standing forever

There is no gesture of sadness and joy.

Half in the dust.

Half of them are flying in the wind.

Half in the shade.

Half bathed in sunshine

Very silent, very proud

Never rely on, never look for.

If there is an afterlife, it will become a gust of wind.

Instances can become eternity.

No sentimental feelings

No sentimental eyes.

Half of them are free and easy in the rain,

Half of them travel in spring.

Loneliness, loneliness to travel far.

Take away the faint thoughts.

Never missed, never loved

If there is an afterlife, be a bird.

Fly over eternity

There is no trouble of getting lost

There is ardent hope in the East.

There are warm nests in the south.

The sun is sinking in the west

Awaken the fragrance of the north

if there is an afterlife

I hope every time we meet.

Can become eternal.