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Tell the story of buying clothes.

"When I was young, I went backpacking in Europe and saw a suit shop on the streets of Paris. Just like wearing your own clothes. I looked at a suit and put it on. Even my shirt, tie and shoes are taken off and put on. Everything happened in 30 seconds, just like picking up clothes, in one go. Look back in the mirror, so fucking handsome! Then I looked at the price, which was about1.2000 won. At that time, I had more than1.2000 on me. At that time, I wanted to buy it directly. After a closer look, it turned out that there were many zeros behind it, which was 1.2 million. . . All the clothes I have bought in my life are not as expensive as this. But I really can't take it off. The guy in the mirror is so handsome that I'm in trouble. The original planned trip is still two months away.

Save money every day, only spend 20 thousand, and I won't go hungry for the remaining two months. If I have a place to live, count the 60-day guarantee first. Can a sense of security for 60 days bring me more happiness than buying this dress now?

On second thought, I don't think so.

1. Forget it, let's go.

When I am 30 years old, I will come back here and buy the most satisfactory suit.

3. Wait, the next two months haven't arrived yet?

Fuck you, thinking of the third item, I decisively bought that suit and went to sleep in the park.

Later, I learned that the brand of that suit was called BOSS.

When I woke up the next morning, I began to worry.

Shit, I only have 50 thousand on me now What should I do?

I took this 50 thousand yuan and stayed in the hotel for one night. When I checked out the next morning, I said, boss, I'm going to meet three guests at the railway station. Please let me stay here for one more night.

Besides, if I can get more than five people, give me a commission for everyone. He said yes.

That day, it only took me an hour to pull over more than 30 guests.

With what?

Because I'm wearing BOSS.

In just one week, our relationship was reversed. The boss knelt down and begged me that the Great God must not leave.

I also had more than 500 thousand in my hand, and I thought at that time: I am so awesome, why do I do business for you?

At that time, eastern European countries lacked places to provide accommodation.

I went to the Czech Republic and rented a house for 500 thousand.

Then I went straight to the train station. I thought I wouldn't just do business in Asia this time.

I grabbed a handsome young man who just got off the train and said, I'll give you food and shelter. Come with me.

There is no reason not to do so, is there? I'm wearing "boss"

Ya is an English boy, so fucking capable, his business just exploded.

Then I hired a few more handsome guys and beautiful women to attract customers, and the business was getting better and better.

I worked there as a handbag boss for a month, and I ate well and slept soundly.

Then, when I left the Czech Republic, I had more than 654.38+million in my pocket.

All this happened because I bought a boss suit at that time.

Since then, I have a principle that I have always adhered to.

"Be happy now!"

People usually think that happiness, like savings, can be used later.

But in fact, that's impossible.

Will you be happy in the future? Bullshit! Every moment of life, as long as you miss that moment, it will disappear forever.

So, be happy now.

Nothing in the world is more ridiculous and deceptive than "planning".

Enjoy the happiness of "now", follow one's inclinations, follow one's inclinations and follow one's inclinations.

Life is too fucking short. "