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Help my girlfriend mix drinks.
2. What's the big deal about breaking up? I still live every day, sleep when I am tired and laugh when I wake up.
You hope the impurities in the air have something to do with me.
Fool, as long as I am alive, I won't leave you.
6. I tried my best to keep your heart, but you tried your best to break mine.
7. There always seems to be an unbearable pain in life.
8. The person I love is not you. The person I love has her, I have you, and he and I are finished.
9. Women don't need how beautiful you are to meet the right person.
10, remember to shut up when you are excited, because what you say when you are excited is enough to make you regret it for the rest of your life.
1 1, I want to find a male friend to give me the best tenderness in the world-
12. After saying good night to each other, you fell asleep, but I started a smart trip to miss you.
13, if love can't comfort each other, it's just love. -"meet",
14, crazy boy, after you separated, I realized that the world is dark without you.
15, I'll pour you a cup of hot water. You missed other drinks, so don't blame the cold water in the future.
Life is like a cup of hot water. When you hold it, it gets cold.
1, alternating current is like our pulse, sometimes there is, sometimes there is not.
You see my teeth are so white, how can you call me shameless?
3. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket, shake the coke, pound the rice jar, break off Dove and pinch Master Kong.
If you mess with me again, I'll tear your intestines out and tie a bow!
She is the girl you can't buy with ten golden mountains, and I am your father who can't drink twenty bottles of wine.
6. You make me sick when you jump. Even if I can't blast you, I really despise you! !
7. If you don't want to answer my phone, just say so. Don't always ask China Mobile to help you tell me that you are sorry!
8. I hope Santa Claus can put the final exam answers of all subjects in the socks beside my bed on Christmas Eve.
9. I was told that nothing is more complicated than love. I threw a math book in his face.
10. After cutting my hair, the barber asked me how it was. I was silent for a while and said to him, brother, it is good that you are happy.
1 1, fooling around and being a charming bastard.
12, promises that cannot be made become shackles, and happiness is always out of stock in reality.
13, those conceited people will always crow among the cranes. classic quotations
14, absolutely obey
15, on the morning of the eighth day of July, the magpie met a crow. The crow saw that the magpie was haggard and asked why. The magpie said: It was tiring to cross the bridge on July 7th. The crow said: In previous years, this bridge was not so haggard. The magpie said: Hey, the bridge is shaking!
16, you called me fat again. Do you know how thin I was when I was the thinnest? Speaking of which, I scared you to death by a little more than six catties. My mom told me!
17, I will be awakened by myself every morning. Handsome has become the biggest disaster in my life.
18, gradually, I learned your habit of speaking. Paranoia, dislike, is a habit.
19, life is like a cup of hot water, which gets cold when you hold it.
20. If I were winter vacation homework, I would rely on my own efforts to fill myself with rich knowledge, so that I can celebrate the New Year without giving my host any trouble.
2 1. If there is an afterlife, I would like to be born on National Day and die on Qingming Day. When we were born, the whole country celebrated, and when we died, the whole world was sad.
22, can't sleep for a long time in the morning, can't sleep at night!
23. It's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story!
24. In my twenties, some people got rid of singles and poverty, but I took off the reins and ran like a husky on the stupid road.
25. I connected all my memories into a movie, and a tragedy happened.
26. The goal of the new year is: to buy 10,000 watches; Buy a million-dollar car; Buy a house of 10 thousand yuan; Find someone willing to lend me 10 thousand.
27. I want to do two things today: 1, I miss you; 2. Lying to you
28, it is gold, it will always be spent; This is a mirror. It always reflects light.
29. A friend told me that she would come to see me again after she lost weight. I was very nervous after hearing this. Perhaps this is the most tactful farewell.
When you no longer need me, I even have a dead heart.
Here's to you. I won't look back.
1, you said you were too tired to fall in love with anyone.
2. I am all you have, but you are not me.
The first thing you are tempted by is that I am getting deeper and deeper.
Here's to a glass of hard liquor. I won't look back.
5, you know my original intention, why not a little touched.
6. You always cry when you are drunk at dawn.
7. As long as you once let go and love me again, don't look back.
8. Love that we didn't walk together is doomed to be a scar.
I am most afraid that you will tell her our story as a joke.
10, you won't see your companions if you stay in the future.
1 1, saying that you can't give up and be swallowed up by depravity.
12, she said that she loved you dearly, so she covered her heart. I said I love you, but you told me to go away.
13, I won't come until it clears up, the rain stops and the wind warms up.
14, I also want to learn from you and walk away without looking back, but I am doomed to fail.
15, I waited for the rain and snow in summer, but I never waited for you.
16, why force a smile and pretend to be happy, why put on a mask and pretend to be kind.
17, how long will it take him to know how tired the people waiting for him are.
18, I don't want to lose him. But how can I save this story?
19, I take good care of myself, but I don't like laughing anymore.
20. How can I keep a good impression fresh forever? After all, enthusiasm always turns cold.
2 1, you shake your head, I wave, and this road of life is separated.
22. Try to suppress my tenderness that is about to explode.
23, as always, cold, gentle and not too cruel.
I don't know when I began to feel sad.
25. I think we are both stubborn and will torture each other with love.
26. I am not afraid that you will leave me. The hardest thing for me is never to hear from you again.
27. Don't say no. If we go back in time, what can we catch?
When we first met, no one would have thought that things would come to this.
29. Who can read this loneliness? The lingering nostalgia for life and death is doomed to vanish.
Thank you for taking away all my happiness, teaching me sadness, and then forcing me to be strong.
3 1, I don't want to let go of your hand anyway, although I am in pain.
32. It's nothing to wait for someone to lose. He has his own life, so should you.
33. The people who accompany you should be as happy as I was, indulging in your sweet words.
34. You came into my play, and after I fell into your game, the war raged and I didn't come back at last.
35, but then my feelings for you ended in vain.
I promised myself that I would forget you completely, but I didn't expect to remember that it was a prison.
37. God created fingerprints because he wanted people to know that everyone has scars.
38. Because I know it is impossible to be together, I will like you impudently. This is the most heartbreaking whisper of the summer.
I have a bad memory. Sometimes I forget your name, but I will never forget to love you.
I have nothing but an uncertain tomorrow and an unknown future.
4 1, how many helpless unhappy, how many no one can understand.
42. My self-esteem and cowardice can only accompany you here. I liked you, and this is the ending I gave myself.
43. I'm so sorry that you left me like this. You have never loved me, or you just want to play with me.
I want you to wear more clothes and drink less wine and go home early, but I don't know what identity to tell you.
45. I don't know what I am clinging to, but I know I have been trying to embarrass myself.
46. Which street were we walking yesterday? It doesn't matter if you leave today? The love you said turned into smoke.
47. One night, I dreamed that you were white-haired and said that you would take me to wander. I'm still with you, towards the distant.
48. Dreams that were once warmly woven have now piled up into empty cold air.
49. Love what I love, pick it up and let it go. The tighter love is, the faster it flows. Come with nothing and leave with nothing.
50. There is no empathy in the world. You feel that your heart is torn to blood and your intestines are broken. In fact, others simply can't understand it.
Love Quotations: I only have one glass of love wine.
1, my little angel, my heart, my baby, I love you.
2. Love is like an alpine lollipop. At first, we got its endless sweetness, but just when we felt the sweetness, it melted a little and disappeared a little, leaving only some sweet memories.
3. If two people love each other! Sweet to each other! That! Please love deeply! If it is sweet at first! Later, it was bitter! Then please give up! I love you not for two or three days! I think we will live a sweet life!
4, a veteran of love, usually not easy to fall in love!
Why no matter how desperate the love results or separation, it always separates! Silent singing, love became a waste, and from then on a person will last forever! …
6. One person is bored and lonely, while two people are bored and romantic. It is sweet to be missed by the person you like, painful and sweet to be missed by the person you love, sweet and painful to be missed by the person you secretly love, and painful to be missed by the person who knows that he doesn't love himself.
7. True love is sweet! But it is also bitter! I think a moment of sweet love is enough! The premise of sweet love is bitterness! Bitter love and sweet love are beautiful! Friends! Please cherish this love! Cherish this beautiful happy moment! Geometry of life True love is with you.
8. Love, don't be a prisoner. Don't ban my freedom for pleasure.
9. The habit of men is to say "I want you" vigorously; I feel weak when I say "I love you"!
10, my husband will take care of himself! Sleep well, hehe, my husband is very good, hehe, such a deep sleep, sweet sleep, sweet smile, you have me and I have you! Although we don't see each other often, it's still very sweet! Love is still, the wind is still blowing, and the thunder is still there!
1 1. Love seems to be yearning, knowing that it will hurt. Why do people always want to jump on it? The beginning was sweet, and there was heartache, but what about the ending? Loved, hurt, hurt, so heartbroken; No regrets! Is this the so-called love? Knowing that the heart will hurt, it will hurt and it will break; Why not regret it? Is it because it makes you feel sweet? But sweet days are always short …
12, I like the sweet way they hold hands; I like the way he put his arm around her waist; I like the way he holds her eldest son in one hand and her waist in the other. That's not just sweetness, that's happiness. It is said that marriage is the grave of love, which will kill sweet love. But it's good to see you happy. Please continue to be happy. Holding handsome Lucas in one hand and lovely Shen Yulun in the other, so happy!
13, I like you for a long time: a good night, I don't want to say this; After chatting for a while, my heart was shaking: I am sorry that I am not suitable for you, which broke my heart. .....
14, once so sweet together whispering, once so sweet together noisy, so happy, so sweet, why is the final result?
15, youth is like sugar cubes, right? Angular, fragile, absurd, sweet. This sweetness needs to be melted by the heat of the tip of the tongue before it can be tasted ... you can't watch the fire from the other side. There is always a stage in life, a stage where you are willing to do anything and a stage where you sincerely say anything. They are funny and cute. Laugh at them because we were funny, and love them because we were sweet.
16, love is a difficult problem. Love can be love at first sight, long-term love, ambiguous love, that is, pain and sweetness. So the next second, I accidentally fell in love with you! I will grasp this pain with sweetness, happiness with sweetness, and happiness with surprise! I will never give up our love easily, dear! !
17, love is great and selfless, love is sweet, and love is more powerful than anything else. Although it may be bitter sometimes, it is still sweet after the storm, and sometimes it is not necessarily sweet. ....
18, falling in love almost every day, watching other people's love stories, from sweetness to happiness. Do you still feel confused as never before in your love? Love, after all, is a beautiful beginning, so beautiful that everyone thinks that people who love each other can join hands forever. Love, there will always be a sweet memory, which is sweet for those who pay for it until they get hurt. ...
19, two people in love, imagine the sweetness and happiness after marriage, and their married lives are different. They are still beautiful when they have no children. Their sweetness, freedom and happiness are all beautiful. With children, those sweets do not exist. Feelings are not as good as before. I miss those beautiful days and the feelings and love at that time.
20.love The sweetness brought by love is exciting, addictive, lost and unforgettable! But the pain brought by love is sad and profound, which can never be forgotten, and sometimes it will change people ... There are joys and sorrows on the road of love, and maybe the pain will come when you feel sweet. If sweet happiness is the spice of feelings, then sadness is the ladder to help you grow up, and love is like a beautiful but …
2 1, the wine of love, I only have one cup. Since I gave it to others, how can I have the heart to lie to you again?
22. Love is reserved for those who know how to love themselves. This is not a one-way street. How much you love, how much you have to pay.
23, sweet people fall in love, tears are separated. Expect others to be sad and miss their feelings. Who have you laughed for? Your face is red. Then whoever laughs bitter, there are too few sweet people who love each other, and they put everything down at all costs and float into the sea. Sweetness was soon covered by the waves. Buried in my heart, I will record it from beginning to end. Who do I miss?
I still remember the day when you gave me a cup full of red festive candy. You said you wanted me to be happy and sweet all my life. In fact, you don't know that my happiness and sweetness are dominated by you.
25. When a relationship is broken, it is broken. I would rather remember its most beautiful appearance than look at that broken place all my life after it is repaired.
When I see the smoky cherry blossoms wither in a few days, I wish I could share this thrilling beauty with you.
27. The sweet wounds you gave, the tenderness you gave, the memories he could not get rid of in my heart, the sweet wounds you gave, the tenderness you gave, and the reasons for love turned out to be excuses. I lost my freedom after I left.
28, how much to learn some ways to spoil men, or how to send so many boring men!
29. Romance is my bounden duty, tenderness is my nature, and love is my precious life nutrient.
The furthest distance in the world is not that I stand in front of you, but that I don't know I love you. But knowing that we love each other, but we can't be together.
3 1. Why am I so infatuated? Why can't I control myself? Why was I taken away?
32. Forget the twinkling stars in the sky, forget the specious feelings in the noise, and forget the black-and-white movies vaguely shown in memory. All the memories, like the smell of perfume, gradually spread and dispersed. Gently, I will float in the air around you and watch you smile.
Don't add sugar to your coffee. A touch of bitterness is its original flavor.
34, do a health check before marriage, do an intelligence test when you are in love!
35. My love is open for you, like white lightning breaking the sky; My love runs for you, like red blood filling my body.
36, the sea is not dry, the stone is not rotten, my love, as long as you are happy, I will change everything with them.
37. We have gone through such a long history of love together, with mutual happiness and happiness, mutual consideration and concern, as well as misunderstandings and quarrels.
I implore you deeply: Don't shut me out of your love. I can't lack your love for a minute.
39. If you ask me why, I don't know. You have to understand that true love is unclear. If you say please, it's not love. I don't know what I love, but I love you as a person and everything about you.
40. I saw the sea, the blue sky and a bright future!
4 1, when I stare into your eyes, when I hear your voice, when I smell the faint fragrance in your hair, when I feel my own violent heartbeat, I understand: you are the only one in my life!
42. When you look back and smile, my heart seems to have found a bosom friend. I think you are the person I have been looking for all my life.
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