A collection of humorous sentences that don't want to go to work

1. Migrant workers don't want to go to work, just want to lie flat.

How nice it was when I was a child. I slept after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.

Who wants to take a part-time job, not for living?

Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

Growth means that you go to work as usual the next day, even though you are sad to death.

6. Going to school is spending money to muddle along, and going to work is spending money to live.

7. Going to work can cause all kinds of discomfort.

8. Holiday syndrome, I don't know how long it will take to adjust.

9. My life is to work.

10. All of a sudden, from spring to winter, my hands and feet are frozen stiff, and migrant workers really don't want to go out.

1 1. I don't want to go to work for 30 days in a month.

13. It's been a long time, and no day is suitable for work.

14. When there is so much work in hand and we don't know where to start, we should calm down and play with our mobile phones.

15. I think! Maybe it's because I haven't found a job and haven't been beaten by society.

16. It's too cold. I really don't want to go to work. I just want to be a convenience store and bake sausages under a warm lamp.

17. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

18. Migrant workers, their souls and migrant workers are all here. Get up and move the bricks.

19. I want to quit my job every day and get Man Qin every month.

20. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

Humorous sentences that don't want to go to work and want someone to raise them.

1. Who wants to go to work, who is cold and sleepy … who never wants to go to work and wants to muddle along?

Sometimes, I want to stay in bed all day, not because I don't want to work, not because I like sleeping, but because I dare not face today.

3. going to work will cause all kinds of discomfort.

4. Others need money when they go to work, and we are looking for death when we go to work!

After standing for more than ten minutes, I began to have backache, leg pain and neck pain.

6. I wanted to resign as soon as I came to work, so I resigned. Six months have passed, and now I really want to go to work.

7. Migrant workers, migrant workers and migrant workers are all human beings. Get up and move bricks.

All of a sudden, from spring to winter, the workers really don't want to go out.

9. If only I had been a child, I would have slept after crying, and now I have to go to work after crying.

10. It's been a long time, and no day is suitable for work.

1 1. Migrant workers don't want to go to work, they just want to lie flat.

12. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

13. I went to work because I had no money. Why don't I bring money to work?

14. Maybe I should resign. I can't adapt to this job at all.

15. It hurts to breathe at work. He lives in every corner of me.

16. A qualified migrant worker still has to work hard, even if he moved the house the day before and got up in the middle of the night to walk his dog.

17. I don't want to go to work for 30 days every month.

18. I don't want to go to work, especially when winter comes.

19. Don't talk to me about my ideal. My ideal is not to go to work.

20. wages that can't go up, weight that can't come down.

If you are too tired to go to work, let's talk about collecting.

1. Work every year, worry every year, work overtime every day like a monkey, work overtime without pay, and get scolded for no reason every day.

There are no difficult jobs, only brave workers.

3. I don't want to work, I don't want to go to work, and I don't want to deal with strange people and things.

I don't want to go to work, especially when winter comes.

I want to quit my job every day and get Man Qin every month.

6. Look in the mirror when you don't want to go to work; Look at the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work; Think about the new marriage law when you don't want to go to work!

7. I don't want to go to work, I want to travel. I want to drive in Nubani and dance in Nepal.

8. I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work and is suitable for getting paid.

9. To put it bluntly, I just don't want to go to work and I'm not in the mood.

10. "Don't want to go to work" and "Don't want to go to work but still go to work" is the normal state of life. There seems to be other options, but there is only one "correct" answer. Come on, migrant workers.

1 1. In short, I don't want to go to work.

12. Holiday syndrome, I don't know how long it will take to adjust.

13. I really can't get up, especially after the sudden cooling, I just want to hibernate at home.

14. Growing up means going to work as usual the next day even if you are sad to death.

15. There is a beautiful nature at the beginning of life. What if I don't want to go to work?

16. A qualified migrant worker still has to work hard, even if he moved the house the day before and got up in the middle of the night to walk his dog.

17. I still sit at work every day, which is boring. I think it will be more boring not to go to work. Come to the company every day.

18. Check the bank card balance when you don't want to go to work.

19. On the first day of work, I want to ask for leave ... Think about the salary, forget it, migrant workers don't deserve leave.

20. Families with difficulty in getting up don't want to get up or go to work.

Tell me if you don't want to go to work.

Tell me if you don't want to go to work.

1, miss one bus and wait for the next one; If a bowl of noodles is not full, eat another bowl; I don't want to go to work today, so I sleep in. You see, the weather is so good that all the people you love are still there. No big deal.

2, depressed to the extreme, inexplicable rash, crazy scratching, I still don't forget to visit at this time of my period, even my calf hurts inexplicably for several days, I don't want to go to work, I'm too lazy to talk, I just want to die.

3. Some colleagues who have been nurses for more than ten years have not figured out why they are nurses, but asked me why I have been a nurse for several years. Too much pressure to understand and care. Everyone knows the truth, but they don't have the courage to resign. I don't want to go to work after listening to it. I want to resign, but I haven't seen the real resignation yet!

4. It's difficult to get up again, and I have the idea of not going to work!

5, suddenly tired of this kind of life now, don't want to go to work, live without a goal! !

6. It is easy to be sentimental when you are alone, especially when it rains, and you have nowhere to put your mood. Nothing is interesting to do. You don't want to sleep, you don't want to go to work, you don't want your chest to be blocked for no reason, but you can't say anything annoying.

7. I feel depressed after working for a long time. I don't want to go to work, just want to have fun. The world is so big that I haven't been out of the province much.

8. I don't want to go to work. This is all the deep desire of a lazy cancer patient in the cold winter morning when the temperature drops suddenly.

9. It's getting closer and closer to work, and I don't want to go to work. I really want to keep playing like this, and it will be a little fun all my life.

10, physical and mental fatigue, no motivation. So I don't want to go to work tomorrow! Vacation!

1 1. Go back to school if you don't want to go to work. Away from the noise of the city.

12, I want to buy at buy buy, wave after wave, eat and drink, don't want to go to class, don't want to go to work, a little satisfaction is always completely forgotten by all kinds of troubles after getting up the next day, and I don't want to play.

13, don't want to go to work! ! ! Want to go out for a walk. It's far. The kind that leaves tomorrow.

14. Although I really don't want to go to work, the first line is too long and I feel so idle that I almost feel incompetent.

15, I don't want to go to work every day, but I have no income if I don't go to work. I miss working every day.

16, I don't want to go to work in winter. What kind of disease is this?

17, rainy day, I don't want to go to work at all ~ I was supposed to sleep in and eat takeout in Hangzhou today ~ I just made a noise when I walked home, like tut-tut. I wonder if I sucked my finger hard. It feels so cute. It's the first time to hear such a voice ~

18, I have no patience for anything, I don't want to do anything, I suddenly don't want to go to work, I want to do something I want to do, but I don't know what to do.

19, actually a little sleepy, but it's hard to refuse. I've been much better since I went back to Yinchuan for dinner. It is not enough to go to the movies after dinner. It's a little late. I don't want to go to work tomorrow.

20. I want to sleep when I am stuck in bed, and I don't want to go to work. Lord, it's so cold. I feel so happy. You won't read after drinking ginger tea, will you?

2 1, don't want to go to work, don't want to performance appraisal. If you don't go to work, you will starve to death.

22. God, I am so sleepy. I don't want to get up and go to work. Don't kidnap me in bed or be an accomplice in the quilt. . . .

23. Wake up in the morning and feel sore shoulders. It's raining outside the window, and I really don't want to get up for work. Helpless, the burden of life weighs me out of breath, like a mountain, alas!

24. I don't want to go to work every day at school. I got what I wanted every time. Now that I have graduated, I dare not say that I don't want to go to work, no matter how tired or hard I am. I am afraid it will come true one day.

25. Angels on the left and demons on the right. Don't want to go to work! ! !

26. I haven't been so happy for a long time. I didn't go back to school for a long time because I didn't want to go to work on a whim. I was very excited to see so many small meats getting younger ~ I didn't play anything. I fell asleep after taking a shower and lying down. I finally woke up in less than half an hour, and my spirit was surprisingly good. I just let it go and continued to sleep until I was sleepy. Well, life really needs seasoning.

27, the flight attendant, alas, just came back at noon yesterday, and now I have plans and don't want to go to work!

When I woke up, I felt very lonely. I had a little insomnia last night. I don't want to go to work. I really want to settle down at home.

29. Meeting is always unexpected, and parting is always planned for a long time. There are always some people who will gradually fade out of your life. You should learn to accept, not miss. I don't want to go to work recently ~ have you been out of customs for too long?

30. Last night was a magical night. Cover the quilt ~ it's too hot, don't cover the quilt ~ it's too cold, cover it half ~ there are mosquitoes. Don't want to go to work

3 1, before, he said, it doesn't matter if I can't do housework. I married a wife, not a nanny. Later he said, you can't do anything. Why should I marry you and go home? Before, he said, stay at home if you don't want to go to work. I will support you. Later, he said, you eat mine and drink mine. What reason do you have to argue with me? Some people say that love is like fishing. If you are hooked, there is no need to waste bait. Girls are most afraid.

32, all kinds of discomfort, all kinds of discomfort, all kinds of off-state, headache, sore throat, stomachache, do not want to go to work, just want to sleep.

33. I used to do whatever I wanted and take time off if I didn't want to go to work. Now everything has changed.

34. Ten thousand grass mud horses galloped by, and the hooves of cockroaches merged into one sentence, I don't want to go to work, I don't want to go to work!

It's time to stop going to work every day. It's raining outside the window. I really don't want to go to work.

36. I don't want to go to work, work, study, take exams, follow plays, read novels, go out, eat, drink and sleep. Is this a precursor to depression?

I don't want to go to work in cold weather. I must get rid of this idea.

38. I said it hadn't rained for a long time, and then it rained. I said I didn't want to go to work, and I had to rest tomorrow and the day after. I just finished eating hot pot now. Well, I really want to date now. ......

In the future, no unit will be closer than today, so I will cherish my blessings, but I really don't want to go to work and feel that I am wasting my life.

40, you want to live an ideal life, don't want to go to work, don't want to get married, don't want to be sad, don't care about society, don't care about human beings, you just want to listen to your heart, just leave and be desperate. However, if you want to be a fugitive in life, you also need sufficient conditions.

4 1, I think I'm suspected of lovelorn. Don't want to go to work.

42. I've really had enough. Every time I have a headache at work, I don't want to go to work at all. I really want to be quiet.

43. I don't even want to go to work. Is it interesting to stay? Try to stay up late every day to watch the vigil. When I am tired, I don't say that I have no return. That was a real day.

44. Inadvertently, this position was emptied for half an hour. All kinds of people come and go on the road. Uncle vehicle security and aunt cleaning came to their senses and didn't want to go to work today.

45. The older you get, the more you stay at home. If I can, I really don't want to work and do SOHO at home. Interpersonal phobia

46. Don't want to go to work! Don't want to get up Don't want to work! I want to continue my vacation. I want to continue to go out to play! ! !

47. Tell everyone a terrible news, I have to go to work again! ! ! The mood of going to work is heavier than going to the grave! ! ! Weekends are always short! ! ! There is wood! ! ! Go to work again! ! ! There is wood! ! ! Every holiday or Monday, I am very tired! Dizziness! Chest tightness! Abdominal distension! Loss of appetite! I'm sore all over! Don't concentrate! Some people don't want to go to school or go to work.

48. Although I feel so sad and don't want to go to work, I still have to work hard, forget my unhappiness, forget your kindness to me and return to my original self!

49. I suddenly don't want to work, so I can retire! I don't like rain, so I'm very upset.

50. I don't want to go to work at the beginning of the month, the middle of the month and the end of the month to save me!

5 1, sports sequelae appear, it's so cold today. What if I don't want to go to work?

52. I really hate going to work in rainy days. When it's cold, people don't want to get up and go to work. When I walked, I threw mud on my trouser legs, and the whole person faded. I want to get into the warm bed and sleep forever.