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Although the best time is always very short, we will all remember the feelings we have had.

1. New friends gradually become old friends, and old friends gradually become strangers. We are always there, and we lose them all the way when we meet.

2. A psychopath is writing a letter, and the nurse asks: Who are you writing to? The patient said: myself. The nurse asked again: What was written in the letter? Patient: You are crazy. How do you know if I haven't received it yet?

3. Loving is unreasonable, which makes her a little bit. Being considerate allows her not to be like a lover occasionally.

4. Although the best time is always very short, we will all remember the feelings we had.

5. What is redundancy? Cotton-padded jacket in summer, cattail leaf fan in winter, and your hospitality after my heart is cold.

6. new wine still uses the old formula, just like meeting more new people but seeing the old ones.

7. It is painful to let go, but it is more painful to love the wrong person.

8. curse the composition after the Chinese exam, curse the listening after the English exam, and curse whoever you see after the math exam.

9. The most uncomfortable time in my heart is that I told you a lot, ignored me and said good night, and you immediately replied good night.

1. How do lovers and lonely patients get together?

11. You think he doesn't like you, but in fact he still bothers you.

12. There are only two kinds of insomniacs, one is holding a mobile phone in his hand, and the other is having a theater in his head.

13. Too fresh is like sour milk that can't be drunk.

14. Who stipulated that Cinderella must be saved by the prince? No one asked Cinderella if she wanted to, and no one asked her if she loved the prince. It seems that as long as her feet are properly put on glass slippers, she should return to the palace with tears in her eyes, and then she will always be fearful in happiness.

15. If you lose someone, don't have any contact from now on. If the other person contacts you actively, it means that you are still in your heart. If not, there is no need to contact. Love fades, your heart changes, and you don't love, even if you take out your heart, it's just an interruption. Don't give everything you have at every turn. Instead of being humble in the dust, leave some pride and love for yourself. In fact, it is better to miss some of them when we meet, and it is better to see them when we haven't seen each other for a long time.

16. She likes him. But I have never dared to say it, and the two have been so intimate for several years. One day, he suddenly asked: Do you like me? She immediately said excitedly, Are you out of your mind? Or did you take the wrong medicine? How can I possibly like you? Don't flatter yourself! Miss Ben is. When she was still chattering, he only said softly: Don't pretend, I don't want to pretend.

17. Some feelings are like bubbles blown by soapy water, which are fragile and have nowhere to put beauty. If you let it go, it is broken. If you catch it, it is empty.

18. I remember your smile for many days, and I remember your words for many years.

19. I smoke until I want to vomit, and no one has ever snatched the cigarette from my hand and told me that I love you dearly.

2. You smile beautifully, as if you have never been hurt.

21. I won't be your reason to leave, and I won't be your hand, so I don't want to say nothing.

22. Don't be so proud, you are nothing special.

23. A man can betray you while saying that he loves you. These two things are not in conflict at all. Although these classic quotations are short, you must take them

1. I don't have procrastination at all, but I'm lazy, very simple, so lazy that I only find procrastination as an excuse.

2. I don't know how many people behind me have slandered me. Maybe I'm a shameless bitch in their mouth, but there's nothing I can do. Some people are in a morbid state: throwing dirty water on others to make them happy. I was criticized, but I didn't dodge. But I know that if you love me, you must believe me.

3. There are some pleasures and life experiences that we may never have. However, it is between these "not getting" and "getting" that we have established our position in this world.

4. Sometimes I miss a friend I haven't contacted for a long time, and I look at the phone book over and over again, but I still give up. Time has changed, there is no intersection, and there is no reason to contact. Because I'm not sure if the other person is thinking about you, I pretend to be chic and say, "It's better to miss you than to meet you." We are just afraid: being in each other's hearts is not that important.

5. Don't be too kind, generous and capable. After a long time, people will think that everything you do is right. Even if one day you can't hold on and cry tired, no one will love you. Because in their eyes, this is what you want. Sometimes don't be too kind-hearted. Don't think of others for everything! Others will not think about your feelings and all kinds of difficulties. They will take everything for granted.

6. There are 2% people in this world. No matter how you act, they all hate you. There are also 6% people who change their attitude towards you according to your actions. For a while, passers-by turn pink, and for a while, powder turns black. The remaining 2% people still like you so much, no matter how stupid, careless and wrong you are. This is how the world works.

7. Let go of your impetuosity, your laziness, your enthusiasm for three minutes, your brain that you can't resist temptation, your eyes that you are easily attracted to anything, your mouth that you want to gossip about everything, and calm down and do what you should do. It's time to work hard!

8. Fighting all the way is not to change the world, but to prevent the world from changing us.

9. Don't be easily influenced, and don't be too rational. People can't live too clearly, just know in their hearts.

1. If you only read books that suit your taste, you will always know only what you already know.

11. I have gradually developed the habit of not explaining, and I can't share many emotions, so I just digest myself. Those who know will naturally understand, and those who don't will explain it sometimes. Some stories can only be told to those who understand.

12. You are a very lovely person. You really deserve to meet the best person. I hope I am.

13. It took us two years to learn to speak, but it took us sixty years to learn to shut up. Most of the time, the more we talk, the farther apart we are and the more contradictions we have. In communication, most people are always eager to express themselves, but they don't understand each other at all. Learn to talk for two years, but shut up for a lifetime. Understand and don't understand, not much to say. Disturbed and calm, speak slowly. If you really have nothing to say, don't say it.

14. instead of being busy and eye-catching, it is better to be a real and natural person in the crowd, not to make public, not to pretend, and to keep back at any time. I have a fixed mind, just concentrate on doing things.

15. I am eager to meet you, but please remember that I won't ask to meet you. This is not because of pride, you know I have no pride in front of you, but because it makes sense for us to meet only when you also want to see me.

16. The best preservation in the world is to make continuous progress and make yourself a better and more lovable person.

17. Go shopping alone, eat alone, travel alone, and do many things alone. A person's life is lonely, but more often it is because of loneliness and happiness. The ultimate happiness exists in the lonely deep sea. In this day-to-day life, I gradually reached a settlement with myself.

18. What we want to do should be done as soon as we think about it; Because people's thoughts will change, there will be many hesitations and delays as many tongues, hands and accidents.

19. No matter how hard you try to make yourself perfect, there will always be a group of people pointing at your back behind your back. You don't need to scold or slap anyone. They are not necessarily bad people, but they just don't understand your way of life.

2. Sometimes people are like this. When they encounter a big thing, they will bear it and endure it. When they hear a comfort from the people around them, they will be completely defeated in an instant. Later, I realized that what I was afraid of was not indifference, but sudden tenderness, not suffering by myself, but people around me feeling sorry for you, not loneliness, but disappointment.

21. If you decide to give up, please give it up cleanly. Those who decide never to meet again really don't. Please don't make me betray myself again. If you want to love others, please love yourself first.

22. We have learned a lot of unnecessary things. It turns out that our world is not so happy, but the pain has become forever. Those beautiful pictures, like a ray of fireworks in the vast night sky, vanished in a flash.

23. There are too many forks in the journey of life, and turning around may be a lifetime. Miss the scenery along the way, miss the snow season at this time and miss the flower season at that time.

24. The greatest happiness in life is to meet a beautiful fate like a fairy tale. In this world, there are always two people waiting for each other whenever and wherever.

25. Tianya is too far away, life is too long, and the flowering period is full of tea, which can't resist the time. Memory changes, who is pale and who waits, who has no regrets about who is persistent.

26. We are used to sacrificing the present for unknown waiting, but we often forget that we have enough ability to treat ourselves well. If you don't sell a return ticket in life, you will never get what you lost. Every time you hesitate, please ask your heart.

27. How many people convince themselves with "This is the last time", but still do the same thing. How many people encourage themselves with "it won't happen again", but they still make the same mistake.

28. If you can afford what you like and go where you want to go, you will not lose the quality of life because of the coming or going of people around you, but you will be more confident because you spend your own money. This is why you should work harder.

29. If you owe someone, someone else will go back. What someone owes you, someone else will pay you back. What you do to someone, whether it's hurting or paying, will always be repaid or retaliated by another person. Nodes at different times. Generally speaking, the ruthlessness and amorous feelings, unfeeling feelings and promiscuity in life are conservative.

3. "Insecurity is the most common gynecological disease in the world."

31. With money, it is impossible to support you all your life. Handsome, you can't show off all your life. Men live by it, not by comparison. It is really good to live a good life. So don't look for handsome or rich, find someone who can tolerate you. If he can't tolerate your emotions and shortcomings, what's the use even if the conditions are good? In fact, the best day is nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm for life.

32. If you don't have much skill, don't be too angry, or you will be in trouble. If you don't have much ability, don't have too much desire, or you will be very painful.

33. There are three things to do without regret: first, know how to choose; The second is to understand how to persist; The third is to know how to cherish.

34. Almost all loss begins with fear of loss. And almost all gains begin with loss.

35. Lucky people will know that luck is not wealth and success, or being happy without pain, but being loved regardless of emotions. Talk about space _ hourglass remembers the time we forgot.

Don't say love easily. A promise is a debt!

When the hourglass is turned upside down, the pains of life will be experienced again and again.

leave bravely, just like a kite, and fly to the scorching blue sky.

the hourglass remembers the time we lost.

the sky loves the earth, but it is too far away from it. Therefore, whenever the sky misses the earth, it will rain cats and dogs ...

What you think you have completely forgotten, in fact, it has been deeply hidden in your heart ...

The grievances that can be said are not grievances; A lover who can be taken away is not a lover.

if you believe in fate, then all accidents are doomed. If you don't believe in fate, then everything is doomed by accident.

thank you for showing me what heaven looks like.

you can't die if you don't give up.

I'm worried that others will take your ambiguity seriously.

I don't understand ambiguity, and I don't want to be ambiguous.

Sincerity is closest to sadness!

I want to cry, but I don't know how to cry.

We love each other first, and then we hurt you.

Missing you from the deepest part of our hearts is a kind of beautiful sadness.

Just for him to give up ideal city and go to an unknown life or death at dawn.

I want to watch a grand fashion fall. I will keep making wishes until things change rapidly until I get close to your smiling face.

The missed years have blossomed in the northern desert, but they have deserted the spring and summer of reincarnation.

you and I are strangers, and meeting is also a boon.

I hope that I meet you at a beautiful street corner, and then I meet myself ...

If I love myself too much, it's hard to fall in love

Those things that will eventually trap you are always beautiful at first.

which is colder, love or death?

you turn around and I'll go downstairs.

The most regrettable thing in life is to easily give up what you shouldn't have given up, and stubbornly persist in what you shouldn't have insisted on.

others can see the happiness on the face. Who can feel the pain in my heart? Time will only grow old, but time will never deceive us.

1. The pain of youth in the past years is the death of tangled memories.

2. Only when things have changed, will people know how to miss

3. Don't bury yourself in regret, love yourself, and you will succeed

4. Fall under your gentleness, and I can only do nothing but willingly.

5. I would like to search all over the world for you, but you have already left my world.

6. Getting drunk is just to find a suitable excuse for your wayward thoughts.

7. I'd rather not know each other at the beginning if I could, at least I won't be so heartbroken as I am now.

8. In the one-way flow of time, reminisce about the fleeting time of spring wheat fields.

9. The light brought by your warmth is enough to cross the distance to a world.

1. Restrain your words and deeds in order to keep your words and deeds in mind.

11. The world is inherently unfair. If you give up your happiness, it will become someone else's.

12. Footsteps and memories spread and turn into endless thoughts.

13. Even if it is no longer there, it is the texture of the years, and it falls in the depths of my memory.

14. To the world, you may be one person, but to one person, you are the whole.