Funny talk about super drag _ have a fart, suppress bad heart.

1, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine.

Since all otaku call themselves Madame Curie, please call me Picasso as an otaku.

3. The physical education teacher in junior high school said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt to my class again will be punished for handstand.

4, that non-mainstream please don't use that cheap eyelash to stimulate my nerves with your disgusting makeup.

When cooking, a crab pushed the lid out and said to me, "I'm hot!" Answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it.

6. The emperor said to the little plum beside him: You use one word to describe me. Xiao Lizi replied: What's the matter? Then Xiao Lizi was beheaded.

7. Those who secretly love me, how can you be so calm! ! !

8.a: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It's God's business to forgive her. My task is to send her to God.

9, fart quickly, the heart is not good. Don't push, exercise.

10, Goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair and add water, light the fire and cover the pot!

1 1. Although I can't help all beings, I can hurt them.

12, the chance of finding true love this year is almost the same as the chance of being struck by lightning.

13 who do you think you are? You are overflowing water. I don't even want a basin.

14, the fat is so thick, it's so uncomfortable to move!

15, I am a talent, and you are a genius, not only two more than me.

16, you are wearing dangerous clothes, but you are safe!

17, you are not a VIP or an IP, you are just a P.

18, thoughts can be dirty, but life must be healthy, because only a strong body can support a dirty soul.

19, handsome is useless! Finally, I was eaten by a chess piece!

20. Confucius said that if you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse at noon; Mencius said Confucius was right.

2 1. If you bully me, I will write your name on my underwear and fart you to death.

22. On the issue of my getting fat, my father decisively threw out a sentence: Han Hong is not dead, and Han Hong is ill.

23. Every time I take an exam, the teacher says that I want to put myself on the podium with something unrelated to the exam.

24, fledgling, kind-hearted, not doing homework is a hero, what should the teacher do if he hits me, pick up a kitchen knife and do it with him, but do that, God, you are looking for Altman.

25, I sold the love letter, only two dollars. Alas, this relationship is really cheap.