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Talk about eating a wave of dog food on Tanabata.

1, the doctor said that my stomach is bad and I can't eat dog food.

2. Knowing your ignorance is the greatest wisdom.

You never care about my sadness, but I always pay attention to your expression.

After you turned away, I found that I care about you so much that I can't bear to part with you.

May the bride and groom grow old together and be happy forever.

6. My temper always comes and goes quickly. Love and hate are clear. I will never pretend to be particularly good with anyone. If I don't like it, I will stay away. If I like it, I will stay.

7. Brother and sister-in-law asked me to tell you that the child is always crying at home. Go back and have a look.

8. I want to be a cool person, and I won't look back when I leave, and I won't cry because I am sad. It doesn't matter whether the road ahead is free and easy.

9. Oh, my eldest brother has changed sisters again. What happened? Yesterday's was not bad.

10, people often mix truth and error to teach people, but they insist on mistakes. -

1 1, you exposed my scar, and then you secretly left me without taking a trace of pain.

12, I have heard of lobster catching, but I have never heard of whaling.

13, someone showed love in front of me before, and then they separated.

14, you can't change the past, but you can change the future.

15, our aim is a pair of detachable.

16, there is such a person who once occupied your life, but now he will feel embarrassed even to say hello.

17. It takes too long to buy firecrackers during the Spring Festival. My brother wants to divide them into several sections, but he wants to burn them with a lighter when he can't find scissors.

18, buddy, can the technology be better? Bullying singles like us. Can't you take a good picture? Can you still have fun? Couples are walking all over the street, and there is a dog with his head down.