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Order a glass of milk in the bar.
"Please give me a glass of hot milk." He took off his gloves, aligned them and put them neatly on the table, his fingers locked.
"Sorry, we don't serve milk drinks separately. How about a light cocktail? Have a special formula ... "
"A glass of pure milk, right away!"
Before the word "recommendation" in Xiaoying's mouth was exported, a pair of arms locked their throats from behind and were almost torn off.
"She is new here, Ren Chen. You don't have to pay attention to her. Wait a minute. "
The handsome boy named Ren Chen was stunned by the farce in front of him, and responded quickly, looking sideways at the piano in the middle of the bar and listening to melodious music.
"Come to the bar to drink some milk. He is here to smash the venue! " Xiaoying finally broke free, and her backhand was about to catch her girlfriend's lower back. "If you forget your friends, you are afraid that you have a crush on others?"
"What are you talking about? He is a frequent visitor here, and the boss wants to treat him well by name. "
"My uncle knows him?"
Xiaoying looked curiously at the figure with milk.
She was determined to help her uncle look after the bar. She did hear that there was a seat reserved for customers. Now it's the correct number.
I just didn't expect that the person who went to the bar to buy milk would be a freak.
Xiaoying's first impression of him was even a little girlish, and she seemed to care too much about his "doll hand".
Hit a venue, hit a venue, you are handsome, you are right. '
two
Ren Chen is a veritable "old customer".
Xiaoying took advantage of the holiday to go to work during this period of time, every night can see the arrival of Ren Chen, a glass of milk in the morning and evening, sitting at that single table listening to the piano music.
Ren Chen is not the most handsome Xiaoying has ever seen, but he must be the most elegant.
Whether walking, holding a cup or taking a sip, his figure is always straight.
He always tidies up his clothes before entering the door, and is meticulous from beginning to end. Even if it snows heavily outside, it won't bring in a trace of dust.
He does everything calmly, smiles gently but keeps people away, guarding the single table and pushing away all praise.
He is a gentleman who doesn't fit in with the background of the bar. As soon as he broke in, he crushed the noisy atmosphere to death, and even the background music was changed to classical.
He is the privilege of the whole bar.
"My uncle must have been threatened by him to tolerate this freak to disrupt the business of the bar!" Xiaoying rubbed the glass angrily, as if every force was twisting on Ren Chen, and her lively nature made her unable to stand this quiet and comfortable artistic conception. "This is a bar. Hey, can you call a bar without doing it? "
"I am our god of wealth, and I can't find it in other bars!" Tian Tian rushed Xiaoying to turn over, as if to prove to Ren Chen.
"Brother Chen, I haven't heard your piano music for a long time. It's early today. Play some songs, "Ren Chen hesitated and shook his arm quickly. "Just play a few songs. Today's milk is on me ~ "
"Ha ha, that's not necessary."
"It must be mine ~"
Looking at Ren Chen naturally sitting in front of the piano, Xiaoying felt that a pair of men's hands could be so beautiful for the first time.
Fingers with slender back jump on the black and white keys, and melodious music echoes. The handsome face and the infatuated, lonely and wild temperament make the stage look like a painting.
This painting is in people's hearts.
That night, Ren Chen played for a long time.
Many women came this evening.
Then more people came.
"I heard that he sings better, but I don't know why. I haven't sung for a long time ... "
Xiao Ying, who is counting how many books he can order today, looked at Tian Tian like a girl fascinated by her eyes, and suddenly thought of the contract I specially checked that night when I met Ren Chen. There is a strange clause in my uncle's contract to buy this bar:
During the operation period, bars must meet the requirements of providing milk for Ren Chen, and such drinks cannot be provided to other customers.
three
Xiao Ying had only planned to have a winter vacation, but he would still come to help when school started in the evening. She explained with Tian Tian's contemptuous eyes, "My uncle hasn't come back yet. I have to watch him." But attention is always focused on the straight figure.
"What does Ren Chen do?"
"How do I know ..." Tian Tian leaned towards Xiaoying with an evil smile, and his nose was almost stuck. I said, you don't really like him, do you?
"He must be a killer."
"Huh?"
"You see, a person who doesn't drink is worried that alcohol will hurt his nerves, and he will be unstable with a knife and a gun in the future. Another reason is that I am worried that I will say something I shouldn't say when I am drunk. "
"Are you too liberal?"
"That's what they do in movies." Xiao Ying plausibly said, "Silence, gentleness, self-discipline and abstinence are the killers of handsome guys. She is also proficient in music theory and good at music. She has an amazing past and hidden secrets, and she thinks about life alone every night. "
"Then I met a lively and lovely heroine, attended a lecture, opened my heart and walked into the hall, right?"
Tian Tian tone is full of banter, suddenly tearing Xiaoying ran to Ren Chen's side.
"Our family Xiaoying said that you don't drink because you are worried that alcohol will affect the stability of knife surgery. Do you think it is funny? "
Xiaoying will shake hands when she first meets Ren Chen.
"Where did you know that?" Ren Chen got up and left directly. "I feel a little sick. I'll go first. "
This is the first time she has seen Ren Chen not finish drinking milk.
it's over ...
Dark alleys, cold knife light, bloodthirsty sneer, blood spatter. ...
Call the police now and ask the police to protect my safety. Will it be believed?
four
Reality is not a movie, and Ren Chen is not a bad person. There are not only killers, but also doctors who are good at cutting open their stomachs with knives.
His life has always been a perfect life in the eyes of others. With natural intelligence and a pair of steady hands, he was entrusted with a heavy responsibility at a young age and was known for his composure.
There is also an inhuman indifference, a self-discipline that keeps people away.
Ren Chen doesn't drink or smoke, doesn't like games, and refuses almost all bad habits. He is used to being a listener quietly instead of sharing himself.
"You are handsome enough, otherwise you would have been regarded as an antique!"
This is the most common sentence he heard before being dragged to a bar party by his colleagues. In the music bar full of intoxicating wine, there is another person sitting in the booth watching the stage piano, but playing in the air. The figure that looks like an independent figure is very abrupt.
The bar owner is a beautiful woman with a little "need", with red lips and a cigarette in her mouth. She leaned back and snapped her fingers at Ren Chen.
"Since you want to play so much, why don't you try it?"
The smoke that came at me was light, but it made Ren Chen frown. It's a pity that my hands itch tightly. Suddenly I couldn't help playing a lot of songs, playing and singing full of singers and artists who didn't get stage fright. Originally, the atmosphere was relatively light, and there were many arts and literature. At the end of the evening, he was stopped by his boss before leaving.
A glass of bloody Mary, like her lips, is surprisingly thick and bright red.
"Just call me Mary. It is snowing heavily outside. Have a drink to warm your stomach. It's my treat. "
"Thank you, but no, alcohol will paralyze the nerves. I won't drink it. "
Puyol
hahahaha
Mary bent down and laughed a little exaggerated, but the glass in her hand was extremely stable and didn't spill a drop of wine. She patted her chest to calm herself down. The rapid change of mood reminded Ren Chen of the weather outside, the unpredictable weather.
"Then have a glass of milk. Wouldn't it be a shame for me if you didn't drink anything in the bar? "
This is reasonable, but looking at the turquoise in the cup, Ren Chen, who was prevented from letting go, was somewhat helpless.
"You call this milk?"
Mary was blocked at the door. She was shameless.
"The green grasshopper cocktail, as you saw just now, adds a lot of milk and is not intoxicating. I will let you go after drinking it."
The wine is not strong, but the milk is sweet.
five
Mary likes to mix cocktails, and she likes the sense of accomplishment of mixing sweet and sour into an intoxicating glass of wine. The freshness of the brand-new base wine made her addicted, and the difficulty of training made her want to stop.
Some wines are very strong and need ice, and vice versa. Ren Chen treats people a little coldly. Mary always said that he was like a beautifully carved ice sculpture, which was cold and unsightly. Bungee jumping, skydiving, passion, she always wants to light a fire for Ren Chen's temper.
Some wines are very clear, so add some color. Ren Chen has a regular life, with two o'clock and one line after work. Mary said this kind of life was boring, drinking and dancing, and she insisted on adding a little noise to Ren Chen's life.
Some wines are too strong and need to be shaken vigorously. Ren Chen didn't like being pestered, but she met Mary who was persistent.
Some milk is pure, not wine at all, but mixed with high-alcohol wine, both sides become wine with the same degree ...
Mary said that the bartender is talking about the life of the drinker, and the bartender is a spectator, so never get emotional.
But it was adjusted so carefully that Mary put herself in it.
Ren Chen said that he has been self-disciplined and self-cultivation all his life, but he doesn't want to die in the jar.
In this way, Ren Chen became a frequent visitor to Mary's bar, always pestering to taste her new taste of mixing wine.
Later, Ren Chen became Mary's royal pianist. When she was excited, she began to play the piano and sing.
Occasionally, drunken customers get drunk. Ren Chen is right in front of Mary, protecting her cubs like a tiger, while Mary, who has always been fierce, turns into a cat, shrinking behind him and sticking her head out with a smile.
When the guests left that day, Mary pushed out a cake from the backstage, grabbed a piece and hit Ren Chen in the face.
"What's the matter with you?"
"Ha ha ha ha, small children to take pictures! This is to celebrate the first anniversary of your coming to the bar. Tell me, what do you think? "
Affected by this lively scene, Ren Chen blurted out a sentence.
"I want to sing just for you in the future."
He smiled faintly, but his eyes were serious, which made Mary blush at once.
"You wouldn't say that in private!"
Mary took a bite of the cake and added in a low voice.
"Then I will only mix wine for you in the future."
six
Mary finally decided on the buyer of the bar, which happened to be Xiaoying's uncle.
On the last day of the transaction, an out-of-control car rushed up from behind Ren Chen, and the quick-eyed Mary pushed Ren Chen out by hand.
Ren Chen fell to the ground and looked at Mary's hands shaking badly in a pool of blood. Experienced, he quickly analyzed that there was serious bleeding in the chest and abdomen.
Ren Chen shed tears when she tried to treat Mary.
"What are you doing pushing me? You run, what do you care about me! "
However, no matter how good a doctor is, there are patients who cannot be saved.
It is said that Ren Chen has been thrown out for a long time, clamoring to study medicine all his life, but he can't save the most important person. ...
He took a long vacation, stayed away from the city, went to many scenic spots that Mary told him, and went to the honeymoon place that Mary had arranged with him.
However, after wandering around, I finally returned to this bar.
Knowing the terms that Mary signed in the contract from the boss, Ren Chen, in a trance, pulled himself together and returned to his post, only adding a habit of drinking milk here after work and looking for peace.
It was not until I was shattered by Xiaoying's words that I pretended to be calm and stopped coming for a long time.
Xiaoying, who only went to work for a few months during the winter vacation, insisted on registering in the bar every day and finally arrived in Ren Chen.
However, the hesitant Ren Chen turned and left when she saw Xiaoying's eyes shining.
"Ren Chen you wait for me, I have something more you say. Wait, I found it! "
Cheep-
Harsh brakes stopped Ren Chen's footsteps, palpitations welled up in my heart, and a kind of grief that recurred in the past rose out of thin air, making him suddenly turn back.
I saw Xiaoying sitting on the side of the road, frowning over her chest.
"You are not bad! Jaywalking! "
Panting, Ren Chen ran past the roaring dead fuselage and got down on one knee to check the girl.
"What are you doing running around? Where are you hurt? Is there anything wrong with your chest? "
"Scared, scared me to death!" Xiao Ying was obviously shocked and patted his chest. "Nothing, nothing, I dodged and fell."
"By the way, the box! Where did the box fall? "
"What box are you looking for? Come to the hospital with me quickly. "
"Oh, I'm really fine. Go and find the box." Xiaoying got up quickly.
"I found Sister Mary's notes."
seven
It is said that names have magic power, and they cling to people day and night and blend in with that person.
Ren Chen didn't know whether other names were the same, but the name "Mary" stopped him.
It was not until the girl handed her a thick handwritten account book with both hands that he dragged Xiaoying to check up and then went back to the bar to listen to her story.
"This was found in my uncle's things, a note that Sister Mary didn't have time to take away."
Xiaoying a face of solemn and respectful, in front of Ren Chen opened the record full of handbooks.
"I think Sister Mary, I don't want you to be so decadent all the time."
The first page of the lovely wind manual begins like this:
"From today on, record his favorite cocktail recipe ~"
"Ahem, first of all, in order to make up for the first time I met him. 」
……
I don't know when, tears have moistened Ren Chen's eyes.
He raised his head, not to let the sadness flow easily, and his face was facing the piano.
Everything is so familiar. As always, the black grand piano looks at all kinds of life below, just like the night he first walked into this bar, as if the whole stage was waiting for his return.
Then play a song.
He turned up the microphone and looked up at the light stand above the bar.
Then, sing a song.
"What will you do if you don't get better?"
Strong arms to hold her, weak to hold her.
Oh, God gives me enough strength to tide me over (Oh, God, give me some strength to tide me over) "
The slightly dim light is not dazzling, but it still blurs his vision. He vaguely saw her smile and saw her sitting at the closed bar, writing and reading softly.
"Green grasshopper: 2/3 ounces of green mint wine, 2/3 ounces of white cocoa wine and 2/3 ounces of milk. 」
"He likes to drink milk. 」
"Come to the bar and say you can't drink. Haha, that's cute. 」
……
Tears fell down and flowed through the lips, sour and bitter.
Sleepless madness is taking me to the ledger (insomnia, chaotic heart gradually approaching the cliff)
Stand beside me and scream on the edge (standing on the edge, I repent and pray for forgiveness)
Oh, God, all I ask is a little relief (Oh, God, all I want is a little relief)
Just a moment of peace. "
"Yield: 1.5 ounces. 1/2 ang lemon juice and 1/2 teaspoons sugar. 」
"You can add more sugar, he likes sweet. 」
"I remember his surprised expression when he saw me. Haha, that's funny. 」
"But what did I think at that time? I found his unit. Ah, what a pity (Mary, what you did was really great! ) 」
……
Simple music, but he plays a little messy, just like his heart.
I don't want to live without you.
I'm not ready to live without you (I'm not ready to lose you)
Let's dance and laugh for a while (then dance and laugh for a while)
A little more hope (a little more expectation)
Because I don't want to live without you, without you (because I don't want to lose you like this)
"Brandy Alexander: 2/3 ounces of brandy, 2/3 ounces of brown cocoa liqueur and 2/3 ounces of whipped cream. 」
"At that time, I went to deliver this wine, and he dared to avoid me. Well, it's really a drag to think about it. 」
"Don't give me face. 」
……
His voice is a little hoarse, and he feels that this song should be sung like this.
This thorn is beside me (this is embedded in the thorn of sadness)
Although it hurts me (though it hurts me)
When I opened my eyes,
I have never seen so clearly (my eyes have never been so clear)
Oh, God, I thank you (Oh, God, I still thank you)
Because you made me kneel (because you made me kneel on the ground)
Kneel down again
"Dry martini: 1.5 ounces of gin, 5 drops of dry vermouth. 」
"This formula should be deleted. Too strong. He doesn't like it, but he should write it down. 」
"Ha ha ha ha, tomorrow he will accompany me to drift, drifting hi! 」
I don't want to live without you.
I'm not ready to live without you (I'm not ready to lose you)
"In addition, later can secretly cheat him for a drink, ha ha ha. 」
……
But if Mary hears me, she will hate my poor singing.
Ren Chen with a wry smile, thinking.
I heard a voice from the other side.
Singing "Hang on, love will last" (singing: "Hang on, love will last")
When winter becomes summer (when winter becomes summer)
Singing "Hang on, love will last" (singing: "Hang on, love will last")
Margaret: tequila 1 oz, sweet orange peel wine 1 2 oz, fresh lemon juice1oz. 」
"This wine is sweet and sour, and he drank it in one breath! Five-star evaluation! 」
"He proposed to me! 」
"Decided, after every wedding anniversary to drink this cup of wine with him! 」
……
However, you only had a drink with me once, this cup of wine.
Let's dance and laugh for a while (then dance and laugh for a while)
And hope a little more (expect a little longer)
Yes, let's dance and laugh for a while (then dance and laugh for a while)
And hope a little more (expect a little longer)
"Pink Lady: 65,438 ounces of gin, 65,438 ounces of lemon juice, 2 teaspoons of pomegranate syrup and 65,438 ounces of protein. 」
"Come again, the bar will be handed over, leave a little surprise. 」
"Also, starting from tomorrow, I am his royal bartender! 」
“Xi·Xi·Xi。 」
……
But I can't be your exclusive singer, Mary.
Because I don't want to live without you (because I don't want to live without you like this)
No, I don't want to be without you (no, I don't want to be without you)
Without you (don't want to leave you) "
He stopped the last note.
Mary in front of her was also far away from the top, smiling and waving goodbye to him.
"I'm fine." He smiled and said, "I'm ready."
eight
"Make way, make way."
Xiaoying is holding a goblet slowly added in her hand, and the turquoise liquid in it is almost swaying.
"Just transferred, don't get me wrong, it's just for sister Mary, free of charge ~"
She raised her right hand, as if holding a pile of invisible paper with her index finger and thumb.
"Don't worry, there is only a little alcohol in it."
Actually Xiaoying has made it clear that alcohol paralysis is just a superficial excuse, and the real reason is that Ren Chen should always stay awake.
Like many emergency doctors, he lives near the hospital and is always ready to go to the "emergency battlefield".
They hold up the beauty of this world, but often forget to add a little sweetness to their lives.
End up glass gently shaking, took a sip of his.
There is really not much alcohol, and there is too much milk.
He suddenly smiled, thinking of playing another song.
Just one song.
"Oh, it's quite sweet."
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