Humorous sentences greeting women

1, when a man meets a woman, there is only an anniversary from now on, and there is no independence day.

2, men: before engagement, like a grandson, obedient. After engagement, learn to talk back like a son. Give orders like Lao Zi after marriage.

3. Sichuan is like Oreo. Earthquakes twist first, mudslides lick again, and floods soak again.

It is not necessarily a virgin who cries and hurts, but a man who seduces.

None of the women who participated in the beauty pageant can find a good man, because all the good men are married, such as me.