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Tell me how your children behave at home.
Hmm ~ Seeing this problem, the shovel officer couldn't help but vomit. It is also because of the epidemic. Recently, family and children have not chosen to go out, and a series of things have been born ... [supercilious look]
My hairy baby is six and a half months old. Before that, I will take my hairy baby out for a walk after waking up every morning to let him defecate normally. In the evening, I will also take him out to exercise, and I will run with him, so my life is quite comfortable.
Since I closed the door at home, as a shovel officer, I finally have a reason to go out for a walk in the morning without a hairy child, so I can have a good sleep. This guy wakes up at 7 o'clock every morning and runs to my bed with his favorite toy in his mouth. He sticks to me like a child, as if to say, "Shovel, you should get up and take me out for a walk and take a shit." I missed 10 thousand words in my mind ... I still patiently opened my eyes and told him not to go out to sleep. It's useless. I kept moving in bed. Well, I got up to feed him dog food and play with him. When I was tired of playing, he was rude and began to sleep. At night, he woke up. I was about to go to bed when he came running with his favorite toy in his mouth. Such a lovely hairy child, as a qualified shovel officer, played with him for a while and then turned off the lights and went to sleep quietly.
However, I have to admit that I am very pleased with one thing about my teenager. When I was young, I taught him how to go to the toilet at regular intervals, shake hands when eating, and the rules that we don't eat on the table. He didn't become lazy and forget the rules because of this epidemic holiday. There is an old saying, "No rules, no Fiona Fang". Through my observation of it these days, I can also learn a lot from Mao's children As a shovel officer, I also want to learn from Mao's children, form the habit of self-discipline and abide by the rules.
In fact, because dogs used to live in groups, they would feel lonely when they were raised alone and have a deep sense of dependence on their owners for a long time.
Dogs have been with us for just over ten years. We should cherish them. Dogs are not everything to us, but we are the only dogs. Finally, I hope the epidemic will get better as soon as possible and look forward to taking them out for fun.
During the epidemic, my god beast performed well, actively responded to the call of the country, stayed at home honestly, and made no noise. Work and rest time belongs to the type of not sleeping at night and not being able to spare time during the day. Morning starts at noon.
Go home from work at noon and cook for him, not picky about food. I'll eat whatever I cook. It's very good. After dinner, he plays games and takes online classes. He set himself a goal. From the beginning of the epidemic, I finished the online class of 158 in more than 20 days, and now I am learning Japanese. Next week, his school will start organizing them to take online classes, which is quite busy. My god beast sleeps very late at night. He said that he was active in thinking at night, so he did some programming problems at night. He also likes to study the practice of some cocktails, and he makes two glasses when he has nothing to do. It feels good. You can also help me with housework, such as washing dishes. In a word, the self-discipline of my god beast is ok. When I grow up, I gradually understand that you can help me share.
There are two animals at home. Boss didn't get up until after 10 in the morning, and didn't take online classes until after 12. The second child plays with cars every day and watches them on TV. Crazy every day, the house is in a mess.
My god beast is my little grandson. He is still relatively self-disciplined. At the beginning of the holiday, he made a study plan and timetable, previewed new textbooks every morning, wrote holiday homework in the afternoon, ran and exercised at night, and read extracurricular books at night.
After my examination, I will reward him for playing computer for one or two hours every day if the learning content of the day is completed well.
Originally, I promised my little grandson to take him out for a trip to relax after completing his holiday study task, but later, in response to the call of the Municipal Education Commission, there was no need to leave the company, so I stayed at home.
How to say this question? There are good performances and many bad performances. Let's talk about the good things first: I am obedient at home, I can finish my homework in time, I can do some work within my power, I can do sanitation and so on. Poor grades, not getting up on time in the morning, messy books, fun games, not washing clothes and so on. We are also slowly correcting his shortcomings.
Our family has grown up. He didn't go out to work and said he was crazy at home. Get up and cook every day. Cook a good meal, she is doing her thing. He can work from home. Sell adult English online. Our god beast has become a big child.
The beast in my family is no longer the stage of beast. (I will temporarily position the beast as a minor. ) In this sunny time, I don't think life is short at all, so I decided to turn myself into single dog.
I can't get up late every morning, saying: the country lets me sleep, and it is difficult for the whole people to sit at home and make contributions. I can only say that I cherish it more than my mother!
Get up after dinner every day and play games endlessly. I'm really anxious, jumping around like a 7/8-year-old child. Next, you may find something to quarrel with me.
Even though he is so lazy and rough-skinned, as a parent, he never thought of abandoning him, still tolerant, still kind to him, as always, appreciating him and continuing to pay for him.
The beautiful woman in my family, even if she stays at home at special time, is full of tricks and is very cute.
Especially good at begging. If we haven't finished the bed, she will jump on the bed and lick our hands. Dad will ignore licking mom, and mom will ignore licking dad until someone is sleepy and feeds her. That doesn't count. This man is going to squat down and stare at her. Fortunately, the early spring in the south is warmer.
She is good at taking care of herself. As long as the sun shines, she runs to the sun room to bask in the sun, have a good sleep and wake up to eat. The cat is happy, too. My mother is envious [adoring].
Look at her little face in the sun [kiss]
The children are on holiday, so it's time to relax. I think it is difficult for children to go to school, too. We adults are tired every day, and children are not qualified to shout tired.
The child is at home, and he arranges his time freely. I sleep until I wake up naturally, sometimes I go to parties with my classmates, and sometimes I surf the Internet at home.
This holiday, because of the "epidemic", there was no party, just surfing the Internet. I don't ask him to do housework, he will take the initiative. It's good.
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