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Domineering personality, those who laugh at me, please put the toothbrush first.
Second, is this life meant to be with me but I went to the wrong age?
Third, I hate that you can influence my mood at any time. .
Deeper and deeper in the sea, I began to miss you. I was so lonely.
I won't delay. I will open it as soon as I get the courier, press the alarm clock as soon as it rings, eat snacks as soon as I open it, and laugh as soon as you appear.
Everyone's heart will be full of sadness and helplessness that they don't want to say.
Seven, the story is very long, I will make a long story short, I love you for a long time. .
Eight, can forgive a few people generously.
It's one thing to understand some things, and it's another to watch them happen before your eyes.
Ten, think too much, not a tear left.
Eleven, the most boring feeling is not to become strange, but gradually strange attitude.
Twelve, time will turn, people will change. But friendship alone will not change.
Hard roads often lead to the top.
Fourteen, how can I return halfway before I get to the place I want to go most?
Your beauty and smile attract me. I really want to collect it, but the flowers in your heart always bloom for her.
Sixteen, some people learn to look down on some things because they are not as important as you think.
Seventeen years old, only young handsome men and beautiful women stand together, which is an attractive picture.
You are watching the world, and we are watching you. You don't know that you are actually a painting.
Nineteen, dear, what will you do if you leave me alone?
Crying as a child is a big deal. When I grow up, I cry less than stepping on ants.
Twenty-one, robbed is not a good thing.
Twenty-two, live in the heart, do not have to pay rent.
If you really decide to stay with me, no matter how difficult the process is, please stick to it, no matter how headstrong and presumptuous I am, please understand, no matter how angry I am.
Twenty-four, you praised me, I can roll ten times underground.
As we grow older, we won't lose some friends, but we know who our true friends are.
You still want to have your unfinished dreams, right? You still want your parents to support you for a few years, right? Forget it. Work hard for your future.
I like you in my own eyes, not in others' mouths.
You don't have to be so cold, and I don't want to pester you.
Share my joys and sorrows. Let me smooth the wrinkles between your eyebrows and hold your hand.
If no one loves you, then my name will be lost.
31. Intimacy can make me last long, and steadiness can make me king.
The harder the journey, the more beautiful the scenery. Anyway, thank you for your experience.
No one will take you as the most important thing, and it is only temporary.
I'm just afraid things will go too fast. I'm afraid my words will make our relationship worse. The reality is not as beautiful as I thought.
You never know what it's like to be alone. It's like drinking a glass of cold water and squeezing out hot tears.
Thirty-six, silence after all, isn't it? Tagore said that silence is a virtue, but silence in front of the person you like is cowardice.
Never ignore people who care about you. One day, you will realize that you lost a diamond while you were busy collecting pebbles.
38. [Will you say that you don't cherish her when you think of me]
Forty, I can't say warm words, and I don't have a character that everyone loves.
You are a joke that I can't lose. ]
Forty-two, there is no shortage of love these days. What is lacking is someone who takes love seriously.
43. Bind yourself with dreams and responsibilities and quit you.
44. I hope to see the lake clear and the blue of the sea turn into a swimming fish.
Forty-five, sometimes I just want to sit next to you and stare at your silhouette with a slight smile. There is nothing extra for each other.
Forty-six, why are you idle in your heart for a long time?
47. What I hate most is being apologized to. If you apologize to me, you have done something wrong to me. If I don't forgive you, it will be like my fault.
Forty-eight, the mind is too delicate, and right and wrong are clear. People who are too easy to see through show that others are too unreal.
I intend to love you for a long time and have no intention of giving up. . . ]
Fifty, don't go. Don't leave me alone.
This year's popular circle of friends is really troublesome, so I'll trouble you later.
1. once in a lifetime, talk about a love for the purpose of getting married, and then stay together like that. In the fleeting time, the years are good.
2. Finding someone who can make you happy all your life is the goal of love. The best is often the one who has been with you the longest.
I hope my little friend can make you worry-free and unforgettable.
All I need is someone who will fully protect me, avoid my panic and never give up on me anyway.
Falling in love is really troublesome, so I will trouble you later.
As long as you hold my hand, I will accompany you anywhere.
7. Don't look for someone just to find someone. If there is no true love, it is better to be alone.
8. I only have one love, either I don't give it or I have to give it, that's all.
9. I always feel that if someone likes you and you can't be with him, you shouldn't give him any hope or hint. This is the greatest tenderness.
10. You are the one I regret after struggling to give up, but still love very much.
1 1. The best feeling is to know that someone will not leave you easily, no matter what setbacks and disputes you encounter, come back in a circle.
12. I am most afraid that when we have conflicts, someone will use this to please you.
13. The so-called novelty is not to do the same thing with people you don't know, but to experience life you don't know with people you know.
14. If my life can be divided into two stages, I am the first half of my life before you, and I just want to spend the rest of my life with you.
The real QQ personality tells me that you don't have to love me, but I'm in a hurry. Please tell me earlier.
First, heating+bed+sleep+computer+mobile phone +WIFI+ hot drink+a relative = a whole winter.
Second, sometimes what we need is not persistence but a free and easy smile.
Third, from long-time companion to wine companion, from I love you to I hinder you, from moving to shelving.
Fourth, I don't know when the people and things that once made you and me persistent became dispensable.
I have never wronged myself, but I don't mind being wronged for you.
Six, you don't know who loves you until you are sick for a long time, and you don't know who loves you until you are drunk.
7. You should find a woman who doesn't love you, because she won't be jealous, make trouble, find fault, make trouble unreasonably, stick to you, and she won't mind whether you love looking for her or not. She can go wherever she likes, and she won't take you to death anyway. This kind of girl is what you want, sensible and atmospheric, and there is nothing wrong with her except not loving you.
Eight, you can try to figure out that a person is handsome, you can try to figure out that a person has money, and you can even try to figure out a person's family background, but never try to figure out that a person is good to you. Handsome, rich and social status, these things are objective social hardware, which can be seen and touched, but it is really stupid for you to want someone to be nice to you. Once he doesn't want to be nice to you, then you have nothing.
Hugging is the most alienated gesture, because you will never see each other's expression.
No one will care too much about you unless you are beautiful or dying.
1 1. You think you love him because you are used to him. He thinks you can't live without him. It's a base.
Twelve, you should be a quiet adult, don't be emotional, don't secretly miss, don't look back, and live your other life.
You don't have to love me, but I'm in a hurry. Please tell me earlier.
Fourteen, children always kick the quilt when they sleep. Fortunately, I found it in time and broke my leg, otherwise I would definitely catch a cold.
Fifteen, try your best to do what you promised and try to get to where you want to go.
Sixteen, it is more practical to spend three years admitted to a university that will benefit you for life than to love someone who has nothing to do with the future for three years.
17. I think growing up means that when you are sad, you don't get in oil and salt, and you don't think about tea and rice. Now I can go to the kitchen and make myself a bowl of sparerib noodles while crying, and I don't forget to add two poached eggs.
Eighteen, I am afraid of humidity, but I am fascinated by getting wet; I am afraid of the dark, but I fell in love with staying up late; I am afraid of heartache, but I like you.
Nineteen, I seldom tell my story to others, and my experience is not to make you cry.
20. Be sure to enjoy the time when I threaten and disturb you. At that time, I loved you most.
Twenty-one, the pillow is full of moldy dreams, and the dreams are full of people who can't get it.
Twenty-two, I wish you more experience, don't forget your initiative and enterprising mind; May you be sad again and don't forget to smile; I hope you can cut through the thorns and do everything you want.
Twenty-three, when I was young, I woke up in this glass of wine full of north wind.
Twenty-four, only blame sensibility is always overwhelmed by reason, and fear of greeting becomes uneasy.
Twenty-five, because I like it, I am willing, and there are not so many reasons.
Twenty-six, everyone who has loved lives in memory and reality.
Twenty-seven, not all sorrows need to be shouted, not all regrets need to be filled.
28. You have to believe that the mountains you cross and the hurdles you cross are all for the sake of being justified in front of the person you like in the future.
Twenty-nine, let's not meet again. You know, washing your hair is really tiring.
Ok, please blow it for me!
My father told me, "I spent a lot of money on your education." If I fail in the college entrance examination, I will break your dog's leg! " "At the mobilization meeting of the entrance examination, the parents' representatives were selected by lot in the class, and the parents of the study committee and I were selected to attend. I will never forget that day. Ban Ren said that parents sang a song for their children on behalf of everyone and cheered them on. Learning Committee member's mother sings "I believe" and father sings "I wish you peace".
When I went to the hair salon today, I asked my stylist, "How much does it cost to wash, cut and blow here?" Sister: "Minimum 30 yuan!" Me: "What about washing and cutting?" Sister: "25 yuan!" Me: "ok, please help me blow it!" " "
Eating in a restaurant, three children at the door are playing games together. The little girl said to the two boys, "Let's play with the pig's wife!" " The two boys said, "Good!" I saw the little girl start screaming. One of the boys quickly picked up another boy and left in the little girl's puzzled eyes! You, very promising!
I invited a female colleague to go fishing today. She knows nothing about fishing, so she can only go fishing with me. We found a place where there seemed to be fish and started fishing. Suddenly she patted me, pointed to the float and asked, "What's this little red thing? How much is it? " ? I said, "Oh, you mean the float. This is very cheap. Why do you ask this? " She said timidly, "I want to borrow some from you." Mine just sank. "
The husband taught his wife to drive, pointed to the car and said, "This is the gear lever, the brake is in the middle, and the throttle is on the right ..." The wife said angrily, "Don't talk so much at once, okay? Teach me to drive first, and then teach others slowly! "
A robber robbed a sister, and the sister said, "Brother, I am an artist. I am thirty years old and my salary in January is less than two thousand. Just look at the salary slip. Consider robbing the color. " The robber cried bitterly. "Sister, I am a programmer. I can't afford to eat before I rob you. You go ahead, take the pay slip and let you go next. " By the way, don't take the side road. Those are websites. They're crazy.
My son went to kindergarten and made a female friend; I was disconnected until the first grade of primary school. Afraid of affecting his study, I advised him not to associate. A year later, they are still dating, and every exam is 100, 100! ! !
In junior high school, my best friend took me on a country road by bike. Suddenly, she said that she wanted to sleep. I said, close your eyes and. . . We fell into a small river ditch by the side of the road
The landlord is in the countryside, and the family is still burning firewood. Once my son saw that there was still a spark in the kitchen and volunteered to help make a fire. Before I could say no, he ran to the kitchen, with a loud bang and a big breath! Cold ash in front of the stove sprayed my son in the face! He sneezed, looked at me and said, mom! The fire finally started! Laughing and crying, I quickly helped him wash his face!
I remember when I practiced driving. Every time I pull over, I always park my car sideways. Every time the coach scolds me, the more he scolds me, the more nervous I get. I turned to look at the coach, who looked at me without saying a word. I asked timidly, "Did I park my car sideways again?" The coach said indignantly, "No way, this is a crooked road!" " ! !
My boyfriend asked me: What would you do if I had an affair? I replied: we can't be husband and wife, but we can still be sisters! Boyfriend "How about good sisters? They should be good brothers and sisters, right? " I sneer at "being a good sister."
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