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What was the first thing you heard from the doctor when the baby was born?

When the baby was born, the nervous and busy doctors finally opened their mouths and told the pregnant women accurate information. At the same time, they also eased the atmosphere, joking and commenting.

Look at these first sentences. Have you met them all? Mom 1: I didn't expect my stomach to look big. The baby is quite big, 6 kg and 3 Liang.

Mom 2: Oh, it's a little son.

Mom 3: This baby is really big. It is estimated that it weighs 9 Jin. 8 Jin and 22 Liang. It's embarrassing to say that the scale is broken.

Mom 4: Little beauty with double eyelids.

Mom 5: Do you like girls or boys?

Mom 6: You are the life of a mother-in-law.

Mom 7: Oh, how fast!

Mom 8: Look, this child is really handsome!

Mom 9: The umbilical cord is really beautiful!

Mom 10: This is the little prince!

Mom 1 1: It's a girl, as beautiful as you.

From the point of view of mothers, it is basically to say the gender and weight of the child first, and then talk about the appearance. Some sound warm-hearted, some sound intimate, and some sound a little lost. After reading the sharing of foreign-born children, they said that they would also send blessings to their children, such as "I will definitely enter Harvard University in the future" and "I will definitely be a beautiful woman in the future".

I have had caesarean section twice, but in two different hospitals. The doctor's first sentence is naturally different.

When I gave birth to a child for the first time, I was very nervous and felt my heartbeat because it was the first time I entered the operating room and experienced the operation for the first time.

What impressed me most at that time was that it was very painful to insert a catheter. The doctor said, "Relax!" I was still very nervous, so I inserted it painfully. It also hurts especially when anesthetized. I could feel the thick injection getting into my bones, but fortunately I soon lost consciousness.

I was a little sleepy when I heard from the doctor during the operation. In about 20 minutes, the child was taken out and urinated at once, which amused the doctors.

The first sentence the doctor said was: "It's my son, you have made meritorious service!" " "Oh, it is estimated that parents-in-law got what they wanted. They used to beg for children!

Having a child for the second time is obviously a lot easier and more familiar. I feel very relaxed and can accept all the arrangements of the doctor.

It doesn't hurt to insert a catheter or anesthesia, and I know what posture to use to cooperate with doctors and doctors.

This time, the operating room was very quiet. I heard the sound of sucking amniotic fluid and discussing the operation process and how to exert force with the doctor. I had some difficulty in taking the baby out of my stomach. I just felt that the doctor was pressing hard and finally pulled it out. The doctor said it was caused by pelvic adhesion, and it was almost impossible to take it out.

The first thing the doctor said was, "Is your first child a boy or a girl?" Still a suspense, suddenly feel that the doctor is not so serious!

I said, "It's a boy!"

The doctor sighed and said, "Hey, it's still a boy!" "

I let out a cry and thought, "My son's wish has come true. He always wanted a younger brother! " "

In short, after giving birth to two children, doctors usually say gender in the first sentence. What was the first thing the doctor said when you gave birth?