Short and interesting humorous works

1. Do you want to get rich overnight? Do you want to be worth more than 100 million? Do you need food and clothing? Do you want to live carefree? Why don't you start with me 1 and the two of us start with 1?

Recently, someone has always humiliated me and said, Why are you so thin? Don't you have some stinking money? Isn't it great to have a good date? Oh, I am so angry!

I quarreled with my girlfriend today. My girlfriend spit all over my face. I touched it habitually! Girlfriend: Don't you like me? Me: No, I just want to touch it evenly.

When I was a child, I always wanted to comb my hair like an adult. When I grew up, I found that adults had no hair.

5. Dad: Do you know how much I love you? Son: How much is it? Dad: You made a mistake when you were a child. I specially asked for half a day off to go home and hit you.

6. The husband did something wrong and was ignored by his wife until she farted. After the husband farted, the wife said, "Hey, how dare you talk back?"

7. Don't persuade a person who insists on eating shit, or he will not only thank you, but also think that you want to compete with him for food.

I played with mosquitoes all night yesterday and was finally tied. It's not full, and I haven't slept well.

9. I want to warn those who have lost watermelons and picked up sesame seeds: don't pick up the remaining fifty cents on the street. There is a penny in the red envelope, and I can't wait to poke the screen of my mobile phone.

10. "I can borrow money, but I have to discuss it with my wife first." "Don't you have no daughter-in-law?" "Yes, so there is no discussion!"

1 1. I have passed a person countless times, and my clothes were all scratched without a spark.

12. Someone just asked me what brand of lipstick I was wearing on my mouth. I'll show her the way, go straight ahead, turn left at the first crossing, and remember to tell the boss to put more peppers.

13. You know, even if the heavy rain turns the city upside down, the company will still count you as late.

14. After working outside for three years, I came home with nothing. I thought mom would be furious. Unexpectedly, my mother didn't scold me, but comforted me: "Son, you don't have nothing, at least you have the face to come back."

15. Before I got married, I thought I could change the world. After I got married, I suddenly realized that I couldn't even change the TV channel!

16. Don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has walked a hundred thousand miles and hasn't lost weight yet. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

17. Princess disease has two reasons: ugliness or poverty. What about the beautiful and rich one? Come on, that's not a disease, that's a princess.

18. I just went to buy medicine and suddenly forgot the name of the medicine. The drugstore owner said that I have been selling medicine for 30 years. As long as you say two words in the medicine, I will know what medicine it is. I thought for a long time and said, I only know the last two words. The boss said, what word? I said: capsules. ...

19. Some women wear stockings, which looks good. There are also some women wearing stockings, which shows that the quality is very good.

20. There is a monkey in the zoo, so ugly that everyone vomits. One day I went there and I threw up. One day you went there and the monkey threw up.

2 1. I warn you, don't giggle at me when I'm angry. You laugh, and I laugh with you, which makes me lose face.

Everything will be over, but if you invite me, I can eat more with you.

23. A letter is a letter. Don't believe it or not. You are still on wechat.

24. The troubles of life, tell mom. "Mom, I don't want to get married." Talking to dad about work: "Dad, I don't have enough money to spend."