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1. "Erkang, are you happy now?" "Ziwei, have you forgotten? My last name has always been Fu."

2. Good literary talent. In the past, the king of Yue endured humiliation and shouldered the heavy burden. Wu Qiangyue was finally destroyed, Shun was promoted to Dingmu, Fu Shuo was promoted to the board building, Jiao Ge was promoted to the fish and salt, Guan Yiwu was promoted to the soldiers, Sun Shuao was promoted to the sea, and Baili Xi was promoted to the city. It doesn't matter that I, Zhang Chao, endure the humiliation of working as a handyman for Xiangli. I am already stronger than my predecessors. As long as you and I are united to resist powerful enemies externally and quell internal strife at home, and unite sincerely to serve the party and the country, there is no need to worry about failure to achieve great things and the world is uncertain!

3. Everything will be good in the end. If it's not a good thing, it means it's not the end yet, so believe it.

4. There was a very beautiful female colleague who got up late one day and rushed to the company without time to put on makeup. As a result, she was recorded as absent from work that day...surprised

5. Tell everyone what makes you unhappy.

6. I said to my deskmate: My deskmate is a pig! She yelled: Your deskmate is a pig!

7. Good literary talent. The ancestors of the Qin Emperor had accumulated many years of accumulation and it still took 10 years to destroy the six kingdoms. The two emperors of the Han Dynasty, Wen Jing and Jing, were still unable to defeat the Xiongnu. Yue Fei was full of blood and resisted the Jin Dynasty for decades but was betrayed by the traitor. Damn, history is a mirror, we can’t do anything about it now! The United States has dominated the world for nearly a century. It has so many deep-rooted party members that it would be unwise to attack rashly. Today, the military is divided into three parts. Tsarist Russia, NATO, and we are alone and weak. If we want to win, we must first imitate Hitler and attack Poland. , strengthen their morale, expand their soldiers! Strengthen the majesty of our celestial dynasty, strengthen our celestial dynasty’s soldiers! Enrich my subjects of heaven!

8. I try not to think about it, but my mind is still filled with your figure, slowly. To overflow. (next88) Everything, everything is you.

9. In fact, I don’t like playing games at all, I just can’t find anyone to tell me about it...

10. In the high-tech era, there are high-tech talents. Instead of kneeling on the washboard, let’s kneel on the washing machine when we go home.

11. In this world where everyone pretends to be serious, I have no choice but to pretend not to be serious.

12. After reading what you said, my heart cannot be calm for a long time! This story has a novel concept, unique subject matter, clear paragraphs, strange plot, and ups and downs.

13. Every love will go from *** to dullness. At the beginning, the excitement and infatuation were like electric shock, but gradually became gentle and calm, less impulsive, and began to realize the shortcomings of the people in my heart, and I would also be irritable because of the loss of freshness. In fact, love is just the one that stays with you after the prosperity ends. But, who are you willing to go with to see the long stream of water?

14. Even Beckham doesn’t know, what qualifications do you have to dare to talk to me about basketball!

15. A good boy like the original poster, who writes so well, understands music, is good-looking, as soft as water, has a graceful demeanor, floats like catkins in the wind, and is polite, tell the truth. , I can fight ten of them!

16. “Do you know who my mother is?” “I don’t know, she’s a star.” “My mother is your mother-in-law.”

17. There is a person named Zhen Shou, who married I have a wife and I want you to take care of me, and I have a son and I am in trouble. One day the trouble disappeared! The couple went to report the crime. The policeman asked the father: What is this man’s name? Dad said: It’s really awkward. The policeman was very angry, and then he asked the mother what her name was. Mom said: I want you to take care of it. The policeman was very angry and said: What are you going to do? The couple said: Looking for trouble.

18. The head teacher scolded us yesterday, saying that everyone in our class was ugly. Then she said today that students will be as good as teachers.

19. If it is simple, people will be happy. Simple life makes people relaxed and happy, and simple thoughts make people peaceful and tranquil.

Because of simplicity, we deeply understand the lightness of life, as light as flying flowers, as light as sunset, as light as rain; because of simplicity,

20. Good literary talent, the word "concession" not only reflects the implicit character of the Chinese nation , and let people realize that the Chinese national culture has a long history, and the noble moral character and beautiful sentiments of our people can be vividly expressed in one inheritance. Really is the finishing touch, implicitly showing your cultural heritage and profound knowledge. I admire you.

21. Often in some people’s lives you are no longer qualified to be certain people.

22. I ate quietly, just as I gained weight quietly, and I slept in, but I brought a piece of fat.

23. Your Majesty! Why did you go to court without wearing socks today?

24. If you start to miss me, remember, it’s not me who wants to leave, it’s you who let go.

25. Not to fail the exam is what I want. Not to review is also what I want. You can’t have both, so I’ll just let it go.

26. One is afraid of Zhou Shuren, the other is afraid of classical Chinese, and the third is afraid of writing.

27. When it was time to review, I discovered that some other people’s heads were printers, some were tape recorders, and some were digital cameras. Only my head was a Joyoung Soymilk machine.

28. In fact, beauty can really be eaten. With my appearance, I will probably starve to death.

29. The only advantage of being fat is that you can sit in the passenger seat when there are many people.

30. If the traffic is too high, the phone bill will be exhausted and the phone will be shut down.

31. Who doesn’t write homework while scolding the teacher for assigning too many homework?

32. One year ago, blood donation was held in the school square. 200CC will give you a pair of manicure equipment, and 400CC will give you a watch. A girl in the next class felt very happy when she heard about it. She ran over and asked the nurse: "1000CC for what?" The nurse said calmly: "Send a coffin..."

33. If the results can be as high as the house price, So fast, how lovely this world would be.

34. Some people appear inadvertently and surprise you unexpectedly. You once thought that they were the gods in your life, who could save the thirst of your soul. In fact, it is wrong. Some people are destined to be just passers-by walking in a hurry in life.

35. The origin and destruction of conditions, the intensity of conditions and the lightness of conditions are beyond our control. What we can do is to cherish the short time when fate meets us.

36. Use all the soy sauce in the world to make others jealous

37. Gold will always shine, but you, a piece of glass, will only reflect light.

38. When you appeared, I thought it was the Halloween ghost pretending to be there again.

39. Invisible things are certainly scary, but isn’t the human heart even more terrifying?

40. God, I will never call you my father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

41. We are good friends. I will help you when you fall, but you have to wait until I finish laughing first.

42. The highest level of copying answers. After copying for a long time, I went off topic.

43. The farthest distance in the world is when two people are on the same bed, one is watching You from the Stars, and the other is watching Country Love VII.

44. This year I want to give Santa Claus a Santa Claus wife, because next year I can receive double gifts!

45. Every message I say is written for you to read. There is movement all over the world, but you don’t respond.

46. I like to sit in the last row of the classroom. Listen to the song quietly. Watching your back silently.

47. Maybe it won’t be long before I forget that I loved you so much.

48. Your literary talent and your wonderful writing are beyond compare. Kan Jun's classical Chinese is better than ten years of writing. I have never met its victory.

In ancient times, Liu Bei visited the thatched cottage three times to inspire the revival of the Han Dynasty. Today, you, cj, ask me to Zhang Chaoxiang and rejuvenate the dynasty. I dare not pretend to be Mr. Kong Ming. I am sincere and frightened. I am so humbled and grateful that you think so highly of me. However, I have only studied for a few years. In fact, You are not a talented person who governs the country. You are burdened with the heavy responsibility of resisting the foreigners. My talents are sparse and my knowledge is shallow. However, I have a piece of advice for you: "To resist the foreigners, you must first settle down at home."

49. *** represents power. If a man wears it, he will conquer the bank. , women wear it and conquer men.

50. The awesome mode is starting, please wait. 9 is loading awesome mode. An error occurred and the system has crashed. Returning to teasing mode...

51. I don’t do things that I regret, I only do things that make you regret.

52. The physical education teacher said: Whoever dares to wear a skirt in my class will be punished by making her stand on her head!

53. They are all academic masters, they are rich, they are all beautiful girls, they are all handsome, they are all cute, they are all thin, I am still alive, see you in the world!

54. In this world, sincerity is scarce, so we should be frugal.

55. A leader played a gangster on a girl. The girl resisted strongly. The leader scolded: "Girl, stop making trouble, I am a person with background!" When the girl heard this, she immediately laughed: "Uncle, Stop making trouble, I have a Weibo account.” The leader sneered: “Weibo has confirmed my identity, do you want to spread rumors?

56. You buttoned the wrong button on the first one. Only the last one was discovered. Some things were wrong at the beginning, but you have to admit it only in the end.

57. Stay away from the teacher and cherish life. If you want to cherish the teacher, then please stay away from life. .

58. If you are not happy, if you are not happy, then let it go; if you are reluctant or unable to let it go, then be miserable.

59. Why does Friday leave the week? Monday is so close, but Monday is so far away!

60. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness. If it rains, it will be sunny again, and if it is sad, it will be sad. , please let us calmly face the parting after this parting, and look for the impossible you with a smile.

61. My wife told me: To explain is to cover up, and to cover up is to be dishonest and dishonest.

62. Now I seriously doubt whether Yue Lao used my red string to knit woolen pants...

63. No one can stop the soy sauce party. , those who enter our Jiangmen can understand the avenue of Jiang, the origin of cultivating Jiang, the true body of condensed Jiang, and the true God of Jiang. Only Jiang is the only one in heaven and on earth. Only Jiang is immortal. For the glory of Jiang, we are the masters of Jiang. No matter how hard it is, Jiang will win the battle and regain his supreme glory!

64. The representative figure of charm: Master Kong. Thousands of people drink it every day.

65. The child said it three times but no one believed it. The teacher came and said it countless times but still took it seriously.

66. When I met you for the first time, I fell deeply in love with you, and my ordinary heart began to become restless.

67. This is my first comment, so nervous, what should I say? How many words do I need to type to show my literary talent? Is it good to say this? Will it become popular? Will my writing be too good? Will others not be able to understand it if I write so well? How can I do it? Write elegantly.

68. I finally know the reason why I am single. I don’t know who I like or not.

69. Wukong and Tang Seng go together. On a certain satellite TV show, Wukong came on stage and all 24 lights went out. The reason: He has no house, no car, and only a broken stick. His profession is dangerous. He is always beating up monsters and is not gentle to girls. He was once held under the Five Fingers Mountain for 500 years. Tang Monk came on stage, wow! The lights were all on. Reason: civil servant; the emperor's brother, the hardest person in the background. He is proficient in Sanskrit and other foreign languages. The most important thing is to be handsome: he has a BMW.

70. Good literary talent, and he knows his husband well. The moon is calling? The dead are like this, but they have not yet passed away. The ones who are full and weak are like servants, but the dead are not growing and declining. I feel ashamed of myself. Your reply gathers the essence of thousands of years and the aura of ten thousand years.

Every word and every sentence reflects the cultural heritage of China for thousands of years. The breadth and depth of Chinese literature are vividly reflected in your writing. In ancient times there was Confucius, and now there is Zhang Caizi. Your cultural heritage has made many people feel ashamed, and made many people feel that their talents and knowledge are not as good as yours. Your humility will be learned by future generations, and your literature will be appreciated by future generations. Your literature is truly a magnificent work in the history of Chinese literature. It is a real honor for me to discuss literature with you.

71. With your ability to understand, you may not understand even if I explain it, so you can continue to be confused.

72. In the chemistry class, the chemistry teacher asked: "What should I do if the gas leaks in your house?", and the answer was "Don't panic, light a cigarette and calm down."

73. If I am in your heart, it doesn’t matter if I have three thousand rivals; if you are by my side, it doesn’t matter if I betray the world.

74. Like, angrily like, wildly like, strongly like, super like, jump off the building like, invincible like, vomit blood like, universally like, inexplicable like, unlimited like, extremely like, absolutely praise, great praise, I like it very much. I have to like it. I like it the most in history. I like it again and again. I like it to the end.