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Funny jokes about Lan Xiang:

Ten years of life and death Pleasant Goat Big Wolf. Shunk beta, blue cat's words are very sad. Even if we meet, we shouldn't know, saint, the Monkey King. Old people talk about juvenile madness, treat kidney deficiency, and do not contain sugar. Golden hat mink, top seven for laundry. In order to repay the satrap of the whole city, for three hundred years, Jiuzhitang. Come back to China suddenly at night and learn a foreign language, New Oriental. Care for each other without words, washing is healthier. It is estimated that my heart will be broken every year, looking for a job, Foxconn. Excavator, which is stronger? Find Lan Xiang in Shandong, China.

A square dance aunt once told me that if she danced fast enough, loneliness would not catch up with her; An uncle scavenger once told me that if he turned over the garbage carefully enough, he could find himself lost; An aunt of a sanitation worker once told me that she swept these two streets every day for seven years, but she didn't clean her heart. An uncle who touched porcelain once told me that as long as he acted realistically enough, he could cheat the fleeting time: a graduate from Lan Xiang once told me that even if he dug through the center of the earth, he could not dig out his lost heart.

I don't know the hate of national subjugation, and I dig all day. If relatives and friends in Luoyang ask each other, tell them I'm digging. Throughout the ages, many things have risen and fallen because of the Manchu excavator. Looking up, I found that it was moonlight and the excavator bowed its head. Young man doesn't work hard, excavator boss. As a stone, I am willing to dig. We hope to fly in heaven. Two birds use one wing and are willing to dig on the ground. In the spring morning, I woke up easily, and there were excavators everywhere. I sat up when I was dying. There was no excavator today.

Black Lan Xiang's sentence:

1. Learning excavators must be combined with Lan Xiang. Tagore

2. Learn excavators for the rise of China. Zhou Enlai

You must learn excavators in Lan Xiang before you can learn them. It's not that Lan Xiang has no talent, and it's not that anyone has no ambition to become an excavator. -Zhuge Liang

4. I studied excavators, didn't I? -The Analects of Confucius

5. Reading is learning, learning excavator is also learning, and more importantly, learning. You can skip meals for one day, sleep for one day, and dig for one day. -Chairman Mao

6. Man depends not only on what he is born with, but also on what he gains by learning to make himself with an excavator. -Goethe

7. Scientific research is like learning from an excavator. Some people like Harvard and Stanford. I only like Lan Xiang. -Einstein

8. The motto of reading is: excavator, which is stronger? Shandong, China, looking for Lan Xiang. -Galffy Law.

9. Excavators are friends. Although they are not enthusiastic, they are loyal. Hugo

10. Live to learn excavators. Learning excavators is not for living. bacon

1 1. It's easy to learn, but it's difficult to learn an excavator, but both are useless. Franklin

12. Xing is located in China and stands in Qilu, becoming an excavator. -Confucius

13. It's a long way to go, but it's Xiu Yuan. Lan Xiang went to learn excavators. —— Qu Yuan

16. As long as your heart is still beating, study hard on the excavator. -Zhang Haidi

17. Go all out to Lan Xiang and make up your mind to drive all excavators. -Su Shi

18. The academic performance of international students in China is often much better than that of American students who study together. However, ten years later, the scientific research results are much less than others, because American students are good at driving excavators. Yang Zhenning

19. If you don't want to waste your life in the world, you must learn excavators all your life. Gorky

20. Life is an outstanding person, and death is a ghost man. So far, I miss Xiang Yu and refuse to go to Lan Xiang! -Li Qingzhao

Luo Xiang's quotations are very interesting.

Radbruch, a German jurist, said: Since the country with criminal law took the place of the victim's lynching to take revenge, the country has assumed double responsibilities, thus showing its paradox. Criminal law should not only face criminals to protect the country, but also face the country to protect criminals, and face criminals and prosecutors to protect citizens, which has become a magna carta for citizens to oppose judicial arbitrariness and mistakes.

If an act is allowed by social life, it should not be a crime.

3. radbruch said: "Since the criminal law exists and the state retaliates on behalf of the victims, the state has to bear dual responsibilities. Criminal law should not only face criminals to protect the country, but also face the country to protect criminals, and face criminals and prosecutors to protect citizens, becoming a magna carta for citizens to oppose judicial arbitrariness and mistakes. "

I respect your personality very much, but anyone's behavior will actually affect others, so a sign of maturity is not to actively publicize your rights, but to constantly feel empathy for others. In other words, you should care about others, which is a sign of maturity.

5. Why does the law stipulate that it is a crime to have sex with a young girl under the age of 14? Some people say that this limits the freedom of young girls, of course. This is actually a typical legal paternalism, because the law should protect minors like parents, because you don't know what freedom means to you, so it is reasonable for us to limit you.

6. People who are used to the night should not be used to the night, but should expect the light in the night.

7. If your eyes are always focused on the ground, you will never know how happy it is to look up.

8. Everyone's life script is unique, and everyone's life script is wonderful. Don't envy others, because you have nothing to envy.

9. It is easy to judge people, but difficult to learn. Don't relax, just watch it.

10. An unchanging proposition of the rule of law lies in the restriction of power. The more critical it is, the more we must adhere to the spirit of the rule of law, and avoid power being arbitrary because of accommodating public panic, which will lead to greater panic.

1 1. The circle we draw is always not round enough, but no one will cancel the circle because of it.

12. "The biggest pain for people is that they can't cross the gap between knowing and doing. You thought it over, you were moved by what you said, and you really thought you did it. Many times this is a kind of self-deception. "

13. I like a sentence very much. The author of Narnia legend once said: Kindness must live in the soil of justice. In other words, justice is a concept corresponding to kindness. Kindness is meaningless without notarization. If you leave justice now, the guilty will be punished, then such a basic view of justice will become like eating grass when you talk about it. He eats grass, but unfortunately she also has the reputation of lovely green plants, which is actually eating grass. Without notarization and charity, there is no meaning. Without notarization and charity, it will definitely lead to a humanitarian disaster.

14. The more happiness that can reflect human dignity, the more supreme happiness. When we are studying and traveling, what happiness do we want to enjoy constantly? Advanced happiness. When you enjoy high-level happiness, you don't lose low-level happiness, do you? Reading Shakespeare does not prevent me from reading Degang Guo's cross talk, but if your eyes are always focused on the ground, you will never know how happy it is to look up.

15. If the power of punishment is not restricted, all justice may be overhead, which is more terrible than crime, and everyone may become a countermeasure against the power of punishment.

16. A crime only pollutes the water flow, and an unfair justice pollutes the water source.

17. Because we can't pursue absolute goodness, we can't return to relativism. We are still the defects of realism.

18. Ten years of cold window, no one cares, and became famous in one fell swoop.

19. "If you try to study law, you must have common sense. Don't think you are superior because you are a legal person. The law only solves contradictions in social life, so the judgment of a legal person can never surpass the simple moral feelings of the people. "

20. Every profession has its own noble pursuit. "Everything depends on the result and can bring good benefits. With a good return, this can be applauded. " If the doctor is poor, the lawyer has no suite in Beijing. Can you still applaud the lawyer? Do you deserve a doctor? Bah, you are all poor. And a good doctor? ? What did Plato say? Plato said that the essence of a doctor lies in his inner kindness, and he should have noble medical skills, which is the inherent requirement of his profession. As a good doctor, he usually has a good income and a good social reputation. A good lawyer has his inherent professional requirements and pursues the justice of the law. But when you do this, you usually have considerable income and social status. So everyone noticed that the result was good. Being a lawyer made a lot of money and being a doctor made achievements, which was its by-product. But doctors themselves have their inherent advantages, that is, their medical skills are noble. Being a lawyer also has its inherent advantages, that is, the pursuit of legal justice.

Luo Xiang's Selected Works Funny Part II 2 1. Although an act violates the law, it is not a crime if it is encouraged in ethical life.

22. Human beings are not the aggregation of wealth, but the aggregation of spirit, and it is always the spirit that can unite people.

23. "Freedom cannot be at the expense of completely giving up freedom, so interests must consider ethical constraints."

24. Skepticism is the curse of the rational age. If you hold a skeptical position, all your knowledge is unstable, and reason is not the only epistemological basis. All human thinking is based on faith. We believe that justice exists and justice exists objectively.

Morality is self-discipline, not heteronomy. Morality demands itself, not others.

26. When you enjoy high-level happiness, you won't lose low-level happiness. But if you keep your eyes on the ground, you don't know how happy it is to look up.

27. Nothing can undermine the rule of law more than the "legalist ideology" prevailing in the hearts of most people in China.

28. Martin Luther King: We must accept disappointment because it is limited, but we cannot lose hope because it is infinite.

29. If freedom is not restricted, it will definitely lead to the exploitation of the weak by the strong!

30. "If you find a very outstanding legal figure, who inspired you?" "Martin Luther King, Gandhi, Lincoln." "What moved you most about them?" "Brave." "Courage is the scarcest of all human virtues." "So today is an exchange between two people who both think they are timid." "I also resent myself for not having the courage."

3 1. The furthest distance in the world is knowing and doing.

There are only ordinary people in this world, and rational people are just assumptions.

33. Li Bai's chivalrous journey: Zhao Kemao, Wu Gou Shuang. The silver saddle and the white horse set each other off and galloped. How cool that is, but later you will find that if justice is achieved in this way, it will definitely lead to greater injustice. It is often good wishes that bring people into hell on earth.

34. Kant said: Man can only be an end, not a pure means. A person who respects others will not treat others as playthings. A person who respects human nature can also respect himself without indulging in corruption and vulgar tastes.

35. "The value of a lawyer is to pursue legal justice on the basis of protecting the legitimate rights and interests of the parties."

36. It is a common fault of many literati to love "people" rather than specific people. Human beings are abstract, have no specific objects, and can devote themselves at will to win their sense of moral superiority, but specific people always have so many problems and are always so unlovable. Love comes at a price. Be patient. True love is always love for a specific person.

37. Misunderstanding is the normal state of life, and understanding is a rare exception.

We should read philosophy, because philosophy can cultivate our world outlook. What is philosophy? Philosophy is the love of wisdom. All philosophies are preparing for the death of mankind. Everyone here will die one day. We should prepare for our death. We should think about why we live in this world and what is the purpose of our living in this world. Do you have faith? Let's live for it and die for it? You must read these works.

39. I have always disdained cheap happiness, appetite and sex, but I can't live without it. It used to be thought that if everyone can get happiness, such as the happiness of the bottom people eating rice, this is instinctive happiness and will be cheap satisfaction.

40. It is easy for people to attach insignificant value to what they like and turn themselves into the embodiment of justice. Never attach marginal value to the position you value, but accept the rationality of opposing views.

Quotations from Liu Xiang

1. The scenes seem to be just yesterday, right in front of us. Now that I am an ordinary mortal, I have decided not to dwell on the past. Since you have chosen to leave, you must face it firmly. I have a lot to give up, but I will move forward happily. I have regrets and helplessness, and I should be grateful.

I hate my feet. I love my runway and hurdles so much. If there is no foot injury, it is a pity that there is no if in this world. The injury is self-inflicted and can only be accepted silently.

Looking back now, it is not necessarily a good thing that life is too smooth. In the face of achievements, I didn't pay attention to my foot injury, blindly pursued speed, and constantly increased the training load to make my foot injury from light to heavy. Until the 2008 Beijing Olympic Games, I was forced to retire, and I still don't want to recall it.

I remember the day when the game was recorded. I only remember pain, foot pain and more heartache, which is why I kicked the wall mat hard with my foot before entering the stadium. I was angry and helpless.

My life is so dramatic. I went to the (London) Olympic Games with an injury, and I endured the pain again. Although I already knew that I was unlucky, I really wanted to turn over my life at that time. I don't want people to call me a coward, or Liu Paopao who runs away from chickens.

Although I fell down on the runway, I can only jump to the finish line with regret and helplessness, although I can only kiss my bar as if it were a farewell. But I really tried my best.

Starting today, I am afraid that I will leave you. Although I can't bear to part with it, I am really sick and old. I can't run with you as much as I can, and I can't pass you by. I'm retiring and starting a new journey.

8. Thanks to my master Sun Haiping, who trained me to be a world-class athlete. Without your efforts, I wouldn't be where I am today. You have worked hard all these years.

9. Thank you for criticizing and questioning my friends. You made me realize that my shortcomings need to be improved.

10. Everyone will have their own dreams, and everyone will encounter setbacks in the process of realizing their dreams, but don't give up, just do it bravely. There has never been a smooth life, and there has never been a savior. Only by persistent efforts will I fly again with the valuable experience I have learned in my sports career.

1 1. Unfortunately, there are no ifs in this world. The injury is self-inflicted and can only be accepted silently.

12. Although I already knew that I was ill-fated, I really wanted to turn over my life at that time. I don't want people to call me a coward or a runaway Liu Paopao.

13. Since you chose to leave, you should face it bravely. I have a lot to give up, but I will move forward happily.

14. Everyone will have their own dreams, and everyone will encounter setbacks in the process of realizing their dreams, but don't give up, just do it bravely.

15. Since you chose to leave, you should face it bravely. I have a lot to give up, but I will move forward happily.

Huang Jianxiang

1, our athletes and coaches can only try to shape themselves into moral models. If you can't do it, it will be miserable. A normal athlete can do anything he can on the playground. Off the court, he can be a moral model, the best; I can't. It's normal.

2. Many requirements for athletes are pan-moral, pseudo-moral, and finally immoral. Americans will not ask Michael Jordan not to go to the casino. As long as you earn the money you spend, you are free. You are a hero on the court. You are a hero.

3. We always ask athletes according to the moral requirements of referees and government officials, and then ask officials according to the standards of athletes and artists. That's ridiculous!

4. The social value of sports is not as good as entertainment news and entertainment figures, which is related to the value orientation of sports reports. Athletes are state machines.

5. Sports is not only a competition, but also a human right, which is as important as the right to life and education.

6. Most artists are very sensitive, and only politicians are indifferent. I can make a machine, but in the end I can't.

7. Everything has two sides. You gain something, you lose something. Celebrities will lose their freedom and privacy.

8. Deduction is both an entertainment and a performance. Professional sports, like juggling, is also a kind of performance. I can jump higher than others. I can jump to the highest height that others can't reach. I was born to do this.

9. Although the times have changed and the world is not ancient, we still have to believe the old saying that faithfulness is handed down from generation to generation, and poetry and books help the world. Being honest and trustworthy and being kind to others will not only gain a good reputation, but more importantly, I will always have a strong life engine and a kind heart, so as to improve my work ability and self-cultivation in the process of continuous learning and gradually realize my self-worth.

10, the problem of football is a big problem of national education, and we must grasp it from now on. A year's delay is a group of people. It may not be a problem to build the expressway one year later, but people's education will grow up one year later!

1 1, exercise in a person's life is not as simple as winning or losing, it is a personality ability.

12, it's hard to be on the professional football channel, because there are no commercials. When the commentator doesn't go to the toilet, he just chats happily with the audience.

13 when Portugal beat England on penalties, an old Portuguese woman kissed Ricardo's poster at the newsstand in front of the hotel. If this scene can happen in China, if an old lady can kiss a poster of Zheng Zhi, the football environment in China will definitely go up.

14, at this moment, he is not fighting alone, he is not alone!

15. As long as a player is loyal to football, he will go all out and give his best performance to fans everywhere. This is considered professional ethics. Even if he is loyal to football, it is difficult for us to judge his personal career choice by morality. Don't put a moral hat on people.

16, ZF of Niu B, is a place where people can feel that they are Niu B for a while, and then go out and continue to be sb.

17. Any big head coach has his stubbornness. When he doesn't understand, some are successful, others are unsuccessful and will be punished.

18, Japanese football has entered the era of industrial revolution, while our football in China is still slash and burn.

19, I am me! I'm not just talking about football. In fact, I think I can speak sports reviews well. I am the standard of TV sports commentary in China.

20. Why can't I be happy? Why should I take it? I am not a moral model. Besides, what happened to the entertainment circle? Is entertainment a crime? Or good people can't entertain?

2 1, the traditional media is one-way output, there is no backflow, and the network can flow in two directions, but the real wisdom actually lies in the vast number of netizens, who are equivalent to infinite computers working together, which is actually a kind of cloud computing and a great supplement to video programs.

22. The World Cup is getting bigger and bigger, carrying more and more things, just like the center of the storm, constantly sucking things around it.

23. If you are destined to experience such a thing, you can only accept it, but you can't refuse it. You can't choose it. Work hard and live a good life according to your own values and understanding.

24. I sometimes feel very hateful. I don't work hard, I do well. I use my functions in different places, others practice swords, and I practice my mind. If TV viewers can virtually concentrate in a theater, it will be thunderous applause! Also, after a long effort, the audience fell asleep with a yawn and booed. Of course people hate me.

25. The lack of sports in education and the disconnection between sports system and campus education are not the responsibility of any department, but a social problem.

I have devoted my youth, wisdom, blood and sweat to this cause. In my life, sports will definitely leave an indelible mark.

Ray Ma Xiao Ou Di Xiao Chen He Bian Xiao.