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Turn around and speak in other people's words.

1. You don't have to worry about the difference between my photo and myself, whether it's fat or thin, tall or short. You know I won't live with you in the future.

2. Are you crazy? Because people think dogs are friends of human beings?

You may be worthless in front of one person, but priceless in front of another. Remember your own value.

Honey, you are so humorous, holding others and saying you love me.

I used to be afraid of offending people, afraid to ask, dare not say the wrong thing, dare not be ignored, dare not be happy, and face everyone with trepidation. Unfortunately, I didn't get the corresponding respect. Later, I began to indulge myself and indulge myself. If you are late, I'll go first. If I don't want to do it, I will never be forced. I just play with my mobile phone when I break the ice, and I only care about my personal feelings. The rest is none of my business.

6. If you get married in the future and the bride is not me, then I will move next door to your house and treat your son better than my own son until your wife doubts life.

7. The face of the world is as cold as ice. The snow outside your heart has already frozen the road, but I know that the core wrapped in ice is cold but soft.

8. Excuse me, there is only one way in this world, and that is a dead end.

9. Love is like playing basketball, with attack, defense and sometimes fake action!

10. Even if we fight each other, we won't hate each other, just because we are brothers.

1 1. Now you haven't heard from me at all. Do you know I'm worried?

12. When you are with me, you miss her, but you can't hear my heart.

13. Once I give my heart to you, remember not to give it back to me.

14. I am outgoing. I talk a lot. I can dance when I am excited. Do you hate that?

15. The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

16. School begins. Get up earlier than dogs and sleep later than pigs. This kind of day, which is more difficult than traditional Chinese medicine, is coming again.

17. I obviously left for you, but I never want to pay for my actions.

18. I think there are always some reasons for people to separate, but some people, you should wait.

19. When people are alive, they often feel heartbroken because of one kind of injury or another.

20. Only when you have been hurt in your heart will you know that you will never forget it.

2 1. tanabata, I wish my best friend can find the other half soon.

22. Who is the robbery and who is the redemption.

23. Tell me to get out, get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

24. Only after experiencing the most painful persistence can you deserve the most permanent happiness.

When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me, but I think you are nothing.

26. Don't stand at the highest moral point and criticize others for saying things they shouldn't. How I live the life I like is none of your business.

I won't raise my hand again, lest you misunderstand that you are the best in the world.

28. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

29. I wish you a sudden death when you talk about me behind my back.

30. I am so cute, you don't like me, you are sick!

3 1. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for emergency treatment.

32. Different roads lead to no common goal, and dogs and people are better off going their separate ways.

33. Cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

Love yourself, talk about mood, talk about 202 1, love yourself, don't be too tired.

1. You don't have to worry about the difference between my photo and myself, whether it's fat or thin, tall or short. You know I won't live with you in the future.

2. Are you crazy? Because people think dogs are friends of human beings?

You may be worthless in front of one person, but priceless in front of another. Remember your own value.

Honey, you are so humorous, holding others and saying you love me.

I used to be afraid of offending people, afraid to ask, dare not say the wrong thing, dare not be ignored, dare not be happy, and face everyone with trepidation. Unfortunately, I didn't get the corresponding respect. Later, I began to indulge myself and indulge myself. If you are late, I'll go first. If I don't want to do it, I will never be forced. I just play with my mobile phone when I break the ice, and I only care about my personal feelings. The rest is none of my business.

6. If you get married in the future and the bride is not me, then I will move next door to your house and treat your son better than my own son until your wife doubts life.

7. The face of the world is as cold as ice. The snow outside your heart has already frozen the road, but I know that the core wrapped in ice is cold but soft.

8. Excuse me, there is only one way in this world, and that is a dead end. /Ming/Huang Li/

9. Love is like playing basketball, with attack, defense and sometimes fake action!

10. Even if we fight each other, we won't hate each other, just because we are brothers.

1 1. Now you haven't heard from me at all. Do you know I'm worried?

12. When you are with me, you miss her, but you can't hear my heart.

13. Once I give my heart to you, remember not to give it back to me.

14. I am outgoing. I talk a lot. I can dance when I am excited. Do you hate that?

15. The head can be broken, but the hairstyle can't be messy; Blood can flow, leather shoes should be oiled.

16. School begins. Get up earlier than dogs and sleep later than pigs. This kind of day, which is more difficult than traditional Chinese medicine, is coming again.

17. I obviously left for you, but I never want to pay for my actions.

18. I think there are always some reasons for people to separate, but some people, you should wait.

19. When people are alive, they often feel heartbroken because of one kind of injury or another.

20. Only when you have been hurt in your heart will you know that you will never forget it.

2 1. tanabata, I wish my best friend can find the other half soon.

22. Who is the robbery and who is the redemption.

23. Tell me to get out, get out. Call me back. I'm sorry. I'm leaving.

24. Only after experiencing the most painful persistence can you deserve the most permanent happiness.

When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me, but I think you are nothing.

26. Don't stand at the highest moral point and criticize others for saying things they shouldn't. How I live the life I like is none of your business.

I won't raise my hand again, lest you misunderstand that you are the best in the world.

28. Drink if you have a stomachache, hurt yourself if you are uncomfortable, jump off a building if you are in a bad mood, and don't find someone I like to accompany you.

29. I wish you a sudden death when you talk about me behind my back.

30. I am so cute, you don't like me, you are sick!

3 1. Drink the strongest wine and go to the best hospital for emergency treatment.

32. Different roads lead to no common goal, and dogs and people are better off going their separate ways.

33. Cover your crotch and respect others' crotch.

34. I don't usually get into trouble. If I make trouble, it won't be news.

35. Meeting is a once-in-a-lifetime fate among hundreds of millions of people, and leaving is only the end of two people.

36. Even if thorns fall down a million times, they will continue to smile.

37. Isn't it enough that I have given so much warmth?

38. [I don't think it's deep enough because I have too much]

39.EXO, if my temples were gray, would I take that poster to the street to find you?

40. May my parents be safe and healthy from generation to generation.

Women love their sentences. Dear yourself, don't always want to rely on others.

A woman who cherishes herself from the bottom of her heart knows that the secret of happiness is not to get more, but to cherish everything she has. You will feel so loved and live a happy life. This is a rare optimism and the starting point of happiness.

Second, you are doomed, and I am accidental.

Third, when a man says to you: Break up. Please don't cry, smile and say: I have been waiting for you to say this for a long time. Then turn around and walk away.

4. At that moment, you finally found that the person you loved had disappeared in this world as early as the day of farewell. Love and yearning in my heart are just memories. I think, some things can be forgotten, some things can be commemorated, some things can be willingly, and some things are powerless. If loving you is my disaster, I begin to long for moths to put out the fire.

Dear yourself, there is only one you in the world. Even if no one knows how to appreciate it, you should love yourself and be yourself. Love your latest beautiful sentence-good words, good sentences and good paragraphs-one sentence-famous sayings and epigrams-idioms-sad sentences-beautiful poems-beautiful sentences.

Six, look at a person's mind, look at his eyes. A man's value depends on his opponent. Look at a person's cards and friends around him. Whether a person is happy or not depends on his face when he wakes up in the morning. A person's mentality depends on how he faces failure and betrayal.

7. No matter how much you miss your hometown, you should calm yourself down, endure it and go home early.

I want to keep the dream I had last night and put it in the refrigerator. One day after a long time, when I become a white-haired old man, I will take out my frozen dream, melt it and boil it. Then I will sit down slowly and soak my old and cold feet with it.

Nine, who said that damn love, not damn love, damn is our love.

Dear yourself, don't always want to rely on others, let alone expect others to stand up when you need them. After all, none of you belong to anyone.

Dear yourself, please try to remember these words and leave sunshine for yourself at any time. If no one loves you, then you must love yourself, so that you can get out of the predicament of life and treat tomorrow like sunshine.

Twelve, we often hear some good women sigh helplessly: so tired! How annoying! Actually, aren't smart women bored or tired? Of course not. The problem is that you need to know how to live and how to live for yourself. Nothing is more real and important than this. Smart women live for themselves, live every day carefully for themselves, and do everything well for themselves.

Thirteen, before love begins, you can never imagine loving someone like that; You can never imagine that love will disappear before it is over; Before love is forgotten, you can never imagine, and unforgettable love will only leave a faint trace; You can never imagine that you can find that kind of love again before it starts again.

Fourteen, 360 days a year, the wind and the sword are forced. When can it be beautiful and fresh? Once wandering, it is hard to find it.

Fifteen, maybe someone will ask: Who doesn't love himself? Yes, there is no one who doesn't love himself, but whether he really loves himself is a question. For example, how much exclusive time do you really leave for yourself every day? No motivation, no utility, no exchange, just let yourself stretch, feel yourself, feel yourself, and then know how to really love yourself. exist

Sixteen, to learn to be good at giving and receiving love, we must first start from ourselves. Love yourself is the greatest positive energy. Never give up on yourself, and make up your mind to eliminate your habitual inferiority complex.

If a man starts to give you the cold shoulder, please leave him. Men who don't know how to cherish you don't give up, let alone continue to pay your tenderness and love.

Eighteen, it is better to arm yourself than to please others; It is better to laugh at life than to escape from reality; It is better to attack with your head held high than to listen to the wind and rain!

19. Everyone has his own happiness. When you look up to others' happiness, others are also looking up to your happiness. It is rare to be confused and easy to be happy; Too serious, easy to worry. Being happy all day long has realized the greatest value of life.

Dear yourself, live proudly for yourself from today, love yourself well, and no one will feel sorry for you.

Dear yourself, learn to be smart and don't always ask stupid questions to people around you. It's really boring

Twenty-two, wise eyes catch the opportunity of success, caring eyes warm the vulnerable groups, sincere eyes respond to the deep affection of their partners, and loving eyes strengthen young children. On National Eye Love Day, may all eyes be full of love and each pair of eyes see a bright future.

Twenty-three, starting today, do yourself a favor, no longer bear the eyes of the outside world, don't care about the evaluation of others, and live for yourself; From today on, do yourself a favor, do what you like, love the people closest to you, abandon the mask of disguise and no longer bind the emotional space; From today on, do yourself a favor, unload all the burdens, forget the pain, heal the trauma of your heart and let yourself live a relaxed and fulfilling life.

24. Loward's bondage will still leave some marks on you, controlling your expression, suppressing your voice and binding your hands and feet, so you dare not laugh in front of a man, dare not say anything you want in front of a brother or father or master, speak too casually and act too quickly, but at that time, I think you will learn to be natural with me, just as you think I can't treat you according to bad habits. Look at a novel bird through a wooden cage from time to time. The cage is an active, restless and indomitable prisoner. Once it is free, it will fly high in the clouds. You still insist on leaving?

Twenty-five, flowers from Shui Piao to water, a kind of acacia, two kinds of leisure, this situation can not be eliminated, can only frown and think about things.

Twenty-six, time will precipitate the truest feelings; Wind and rain will test the warmest companionship. What goes far is just passing clouds; What is left is the love that is worth cherishing. If you come enthusiastically, you may not last long; Love is dull, not necessarily heartless. What the eyes see is an illusion, and the inner feelings are the most real; What the ears hear is illusory, and what the heart hears is the most important. Time will tell us that simple love lasts the longest; The companionship in the ordinary is the warmest.

Take your work seriously. Work may not make your heart beat as much as love, but at least it can ensure that you have food and a house to live in. Uncertain love can't give these, so work hard.

Twenty-eight, no house, no car, no money, no love is money, no house, no car, no bus, no money, we save some money. I hope we can go all the way to the white head!

Dear yourself, you must find something that can make you stand firmly on the earth with your feet except love.

Thirty, the star went home, because there were stars waiting for it; The sun goes down because there is a moon waiting for it; The bird has returned to its nest because there are birds waiting for it; I will come back to you, too, because you are waiting for me! My love!

202 1 Love your QQ mood.

1, dear yourself, live for your pride from today, love yourself well, and no one will feel bad for you.

2. Some memories are doomed to be indelible; Just like some people are destined to be irreplaceable.

3. Without memories, there is no need to recall the past; If there is no future, why insist?

If the reality is not so cruel, maybe I will live better.

Being alive for one day is a blessing, so cherish it. When I cried that I had no shoes to wear, I found that someone had no feet.

6. In fact, I am too weak to pursue anything actively. I just hope that one day he will suddenly turn around.

7. The sweetest thing I can think of is that I like you every day.

If we can't catch the shadow of the past, we can look at it with a smile.

9. I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to play jokes on you and others.

10, I don't like being sad alone, but I can't find anyone to tell.

1 1, can't let go but pretend to be calm. I am not so strong and brave, but I must hide my cowardice.

12, what we have been looking for is what we already have; We always look around, but we miss what we want, which is why we can't get what we want so far.

13, there will always be someone in this world who gives you a hug of arsenic and you swallow it as honey.

14. From now on, you should leave, you should stay, and everything is not forced.

15, used to missing, used to leaving, used to the fullest love you gave me. Lost years, lost years, lost distance between us.

16, I spent all my youth loving you, and then I spent the rest of my life forgetting you.

17, butterflies are drunk for flowers, but flowers fly with the wind, flowers dance and cry, flowers cry and petals fly, who is grateful for flowers, who is sad for flowers!

18, the so-called strength means that you can't get a feeling, at least you have to witness its complete departure with a proud attitude.

19, all of a sudden ripe, forget how weak. Yesterday's discontent is now in the open.

20. A heart that doesn't belong to you is like a clockwork. No matter how long it takes, it will stop one day.

2 1, when you are in a good mood, it sounds really nice. When I am in a bad mood, I feel uneasy about listening to anything.

22. If I can have two lucky times in my life, I would like to share them all with you and keep them for myself only twice: once to meet you and once to accompany you forever.

23. Being close to someone to a certain extent will inevitably lead to boredom. Those who cherish will get through it, and those who are afraid of being tired will give up.

24. Smile and look back to find my wandering and sad heart.

Don't say anything when you don't know what to say to him. Silence has infinite meaning.

26. The most painful distance is not that you are not with me, but that you are in my heart.

27. When the temperature drops, people I like and people who like me should remember to add clothes. People who don't like me don't wear clothes.

28. People who really love you will never let you go, no matter how hard you are.

29. I love your appearance, and I love your heart more. Even if I can't make you happy, at least I want happiness to be with you.

30, there are three kinds of tea to drink, the first one, if life is bitter; Second, sweet as love; Third, it is as light as a breeze.

3 1, maybe you and I will eventually disappear, but you know, I am moved by you.

A sad thing in life is that you meet someone who means a lot to you, only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be, so you have to let go.

33. Next to my left hand is your right hand. I will always be by your side and accompany you through this life. In this life, you are my favorite!

34. I don't know how many bumps there are in life. I'm not happy anyway.

35. I'm trying to hide my heartbeat by being funny. I have to say it's good to laugh and cry alone.

36. I am like your dispellable shadow, watching you lie cold.

37. Youth always needs some pains to make us unforgettable, and always needs some scars to prove that we were young.

38. The world is so big, it is so easy to fall in love with someone and be loved, but it is so difficult to fall in love.

I was lovelorn, but I didn't cry. Haha, I wish you happiness, mistress, ex-lover, happiness.

40. Some people are afraid to love casually after they have seriously loved once, because they are afraid of repeating the same mistakes, hurting their feelings and making their hearts more tired.