Very gifted humor and funny talk (very gifted humor and funny talk about sentences)

1, girls with fat hands don't have to worry, the gold ring given by her boyfriend will be bigger in the future!

Generally, when people ask me if I am busy, I will say I am busy. According to my experience, if you say you are not busy, the other party will make you busy nine times out of ten.

3. One person won 5 million. Find his girlfriend and tell her I won 5 million. Let's split it! Girlfriend moved to nod! I haven't seen anyone for a few days, and the woman cursed: I thought this grandson would share the money with me!

4. "How did the pig die?" "How do I know if you are not dead?"

5. "What is the most crowded bus you have ever taken?" "First you rush to the front, and then you are pushed to the end."

6. If a girl watches you nibble your lips this season, don't get me wrong, she may just be biting the dead skin.

7. Making money is an ability, and spending money is a technology. My ability is limited, but my skill is high.

8. My mother told me that only the dead wear shoes to sleep, and I wondered, didn't most of those people die? It's terrible to cheat a corpse after class!

9. The judge asked: Why do you print counterfeit money? The criminal said, because I can't print real money.

10, my parents said never to fall in love at school, as if someone would value me.