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Why are boys always embarrassed to play an umbrella alone in summer?

Maybe it's because of face

It's very hot every day recently, especially at noon. Standing in the sun without an umbrella, I almost got sunburned. I saw several boys holding umbrellas in the street several times. I'm not surprised, but friends around me sometimes think: Why do boys also use umbrellas? There was a hint of mockery in the tone.

Taking an umbrella in summer, I'm afraid there is no better person than my mother. She is a star who can't even expose an inch of her skin to the sun. When walking outdoors in summer, she must wear long sleeves, a hat and an umbrella. When she enters the room, she will take off all her equipment. The purpose of doing this is not for health, but for fear of sunburn.

I didn't like playing umbrellas since I was a child, so my mother always said that I was a girl who didn't love myself. My mother will laugh at me when I get sunburned. My father never carries an umbrella. He hates men basking in the sun with umbrellas, but my mother told me that it's no big deal for men to bask in the sun, and women don't look good in the sun.

In the south, it's sunny for half a year in summer, so it's really bad not to take an umbrella. At this point, playing an umbrella is no longer the purpose of being afraid of sunburn. Umbrella has become a necessity of life. After blocking part of the sunshine with an umbrella, the whole person feels different.

It is common for girls to bring umbrellas, but it is not common for boys to bring umbrellas. They will even be treated differently. Recently, this photo has been widely spread on the Internet. A boy is holding such a black umbrella. The above words seem to tell the heartache of these boys who want to bring an umbrella but dare not. How many boys will take umbrellas in summer? What do boys think of boys who play umbrellas? To this end, I interviewed a male friend around me.

His answer is: I seldom bring an umbrella in summer, mainly because I forgot to bring an umbrella before it rained, but I also think it is necessary to bring an umbrella in summer. As for how to treat boys with umbrellas, it depends on what kind of umbrellas they are. If it is a big black umbrella, like the boss in Shanghai, it will be cool! But if this is a very feminine umbrella, you will think this boy is a mother.

I play an umbrella. I know that many boys don't want to be embarrassed with an umbrella, so I give them courage from work. It's really hard to bask in the sun. It's cool. To tell the truth, I like playing in the sun now. Other boys will be jealous of my eyes (no, but I think so).

My girl, please bring an umbrella for straight men including my male ticket in summer. All kinds of acne caused by sunburn can't be repaired. It costs a lot of money and it's ugly. I am a male ticket. If I go out in the sun without an umbrella, I will die. He thinks it's normal for men to open umbrellas. He thinks life and suffering are stupid because he is afraid of being told the truth. ...