I am eager to find a funny little joke. Tell it to my girlfriend. If it is good, I will get extra points. Don't be cold.

I think you must be very tired. Go to bed early. Because you've been running around in my head all day.

I don't love you. I lied to you. I don't want to lie, but I just don't love you. I just want to lie to you. I can't let you guess my heart.

Are you secretly thinking about me? Are you really thinking about me secretly? If you really miss me, just tell me. I won't let you miss me. Be reasonable. I miss you too.

Love you for ten thousand years, exaggeration! Love you for five thousand years, hopeless! Love you for a thousand years, ridiculous! Love you for a hundred years, too long! Love you for 70 years in succession, as long as I am healthy, it is my strength! !

I want to send you roses, but the price is too expensive; I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet; I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe; I can only send messages to chase you, I hope we will never blow it.

It is raining. It's the cloud crying.

I lost you, but so did my love.

The wind is tired and I'm going to bed.

The sunset is drunk, and it's going to set.

Singing, I am already very tired.

When you read the message, were you thinking of me?

When you see this message, you already owe me a hug, delete this message, owe me a kiss, save this message and owe me an appointment: if you reply, you owe me all the above, if you don't reply, you are mine. Please select.

The sky is high and the clouds are light, which is not enough to return to the wild goose. Where can I send long tassels? Over the clear mountains. I often think of Yang Yiyi, but I just sigh at the distance between the two waters. Don't wait for the autumn chrysanthemum to bloom, you never know where the flowers will fall.

"The swan is gone, and the birds don't return. I miss the troubles of the past. When the clouds open and the moon is bright, the water meets again in several places. Tomorrow, when the sun goes down, the single aristocrat will have a blind date. " Guess six words ~ ~

The answer is "I can't live without you"

If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom; if I row a boat, you can call me a boatman; if I kill pigs, you can call me a butcher; if I am an accountant, what do you call me? :)

Red flowers and green leaves, big apples, I have missed you for two days. You are a lamp in the past life, illuminating the rest of my life. Falling sky, where do you want to be romantic?

Guess:

Love will always accompany you on rainy days (love)

When people meet you (you)

Flying in the wild south is inhuman (1)

I know there should be no point (ten thousand)

What day (year) is after New Year's Eve?