Urgent need for sketch script: looking at the glass-09 Liaoning Spring Festival Evening program

TV: Slow down. . All right, put it down. .

Elder sister: Slow down, ouch, it's too heavy. . .

TV: Thank you, Sister. . .

Elder sister: OK, I'll go. . .

TV Station: Wait a minute, please help me look at the glass again. . . I'll get a car. . .

Elder sister: no, I have to hurry to pick up the children. . .

TV: Sister, I'll be right back. . .

Elder sister: OK, then go and come back quickly. . .

TV: Hey, thank you, Sister. . .

Elder sister: hurry up, I'm still waiting to pick up the children. . .

TV: Just two minutes. . .

Elder sister: Just two minutes. Please, I can't help anyone. . .

TV: OK. . .

Big Brother: Where? This cup. . . . Sister. . .

Elder sister: Who should I call elder sister? .

Big Brother: Big Sister. . .

Elder sister: Who do you call elder sister? . .

Big Brother: What?

Elder sister: Who should I call?

Big Brother: I will always give you something. I want to talk to you. . .

Elder sister: What are you talking to me? .

Big Brother: Just now, there was a young man. The one in the vest told me that you were going to pick up the children here. Tell me to show him the glass. Go ahead. .

Elder sister: The young man gave me the cup. .

Big Brother: Yes. . Then he gave it to me, and I was your successor. . . This glass is really good. I don't know where I bought it.

Elder sister: What do you mean? .

Big Brother: No, you don't. My house has just been renovated and lacks glass. This glass is just right for my home, just a few women. .

Elder sister: Who are you talking about?

Big brother: I didn't say you. I said there were too many paintings. Without this painting, it would be just right. . .

Elder sister: Hey, where are you looking, you. . .

Big brother: I thought I was reading the label. . Not expensive either. Do you, do you know how the bear died?

Big sister: silly. . .

Eldest brother: You, you say, where is the glass against the wind? . .

Elder sister: OK.

Big Brother: Move over first. . .

Elder sister: Slow down, slow down. . . Don't tell me, you are quite experienced in life. . Then tell the truth, that guy really asked you to look at the glass for him.

Big Brother: Why should I lie to you? . .

Elder sister: Well, it's hard for you to watch it here. I'm going to pick up the children. . . My children will be out of school soon. .

Big Brother: OK, then you go. . . . . As soon as she left, it was convenient for me. . . .

Elder sister: What? It's convenient for him as soon as I leave. He must be up to something with the glass. No, I have to come back. . . .

Big Brother: Why are you back again?

Elder sister: I don't trust you. .

Big Brother: Even young people can trust me. I am honest. . . Really. . .

Elder sister: Now the society has really changed. The suspect is honest. . .

Big Brother: I am a criminal.

Elder sister: Look in the mirror. Look at your face, and you will find the answer. It's so unreliable. . . 、

Big Brother: Hello! Your face looks like the face of a bodhisattva. . .

Elder sister: hey, you have to leave, which means you are the one who wants to steal the glass. .

Big Brother: Then I can't leave yet.

Elder sister: If you want to prove yourself, come and help me. . . The wind is too strong. . .

Big Brother: You said you were a man. I want to help you hold the glass. If you don't let me, I'll let you pick up the children. . What do you want if you don't let me? .

Elder sister: I beg you, the wind is so strong. . . Let's catch it together. . .

Brother, lower your head.

Elder sister: Son. . .

Big Brother: Who are you calling?

Elder sister: Oh, I'm going to pick up my son. .

Big Brother: Then you can pick up your son. . .

Elder sister: I don't trust you. . .

Big Brother: Oh, dear. Then you can take it. .

Elder sister: I don't trust my son. . .

Big Brother: Don't put me and your son together. . .

Elder sister: You said you would help me. Come closer. You are too far away to work hard. . . You come closer.

Big Brother: Well, my daughter-in-law goes this way after work. When she came late, he saw you side by side, one foot at a time, thinking what we were doing. . .

Elder sister: like that, no woman can have an accident with you. . . Come on, come closer. You got it. . . Come on, hold it for me. . .

Big Brother: Not tired. . .

Elder sister: What do you suggest? .

Big Brother: You put it against the wall and we'll keep an eye on it. Here comes the young man, shall we give it to him? . . .

Elder sister: That's another way, OK. . . .

Big Brother: Come on. . . . Slow down and lift it. . . .

Elder sister: Slow down. .

Big Brother: Don't give up. . . . Take your time. . . Against the wall. . .

Elder sister: No, I can't hold it. . . Put it down first. . .

Big Brother: Don't give up. . .

Elder sister: You put it down first. . . .

Big Brother: Don't give up. . .

Collapse. . . . .

Big sister: It's broken. . . . .

Big Brother: Who told you to let go? .

Elder sister: Who told you to lean against the wall? . .

Big Brother: It's all your fault. . . You pay for all this. . .

Elder sister: Why am I so unlucky? It's too late to pick up the children now. Watch the glass for others, it's broken. . . What can I do? . . This 500 yuan is my salary for half a month.

Big Brother: Okay, okay, don't cry. We both have the responsibility to break the glass. . . . With others, isn't it 500 yuan? Let's share it. Find a pen and I'll sign it for you. . . . .

Elder sister: You have to sign the bill. .

Big Brother: I have no money with me. .

Elder sister: You are lying. You are lying. You said you went to the material market and didn't bring any money.

Big brother took a look: turn it over. . .

Big sister: God, this pocket is cleaner than your face. . .

Big Brother: My daughter-in-law is in charge of money at home. . .

Elder sister: The family education is really strict. . .

Big Brother: Why do you talk so much? Come on, I'll sign it for you. . . .

Elder sister: You have to sign yours for that young man. What does it matter if you sign it for me? . . .

Big Brother: Hey, don't tell me. I think that young man looks very kind and speaks very well. Maybe if we talk to him well, we won't lose money. . .

Elder sister: Your words also inspired me. When the young man comes back, we will both try to lose money. Maybe he will be soft-hearted. . .

Big Brother: Then he really wants it. .

Elder sister: Then write an iou. . .

Big Brother: You really have no money. . .

Elder sister: I have no money on me either. .

Big Brother: You, I owe you an iou. I really want to repay others. . .

Elder sister: I am honest, too, and I will never break the contract. . .

TV Station: (Big Sister. . . . . . . . . Big brother. . . . . . . )

Big Brother: Here. . .

Elder sister: Help what? . .

Big Brother: Pretend to hold it. . . .

TV Station: Big Brother and Big Sister. . . You have worked hard. . .

Big Brother: Young man. . .

TV: Thank you very much. . . .

Big brother and big sister pretend to hold cups. . . . Collapse. . . .

Big Brother: How did you do it?

TV: What? How did I do it?

Big Brother: You are smashed. . . .

TV: Why am I smashed? . .

Big Brother: It broke down as soon as you came. . . I helped them well. . .

Elder sister: Forget it, forget it, don't be angry with him. Look at him in such a hurry . . . Young man, this glass is all my fault. . .

Big Brother: It's all her fault. . .

Elder sister: Ah.

Big Brother: No, it's my responsibility, too. I watched it together, right? .

Elder sister: Yes, it's broken. . .

Big Brother: I know, I know, 500 yuan. . . Big brother pays, I'll pay all. . .

Elder sister: No, elder sister pays. . .

Big Brother: Then let her accompany you. .

Elder sister: It's agreed to fight for compensation. .

Big Brother: I can't beat you. . .

Elder sister: Then start over. . . I'll go first. .

Big Brother: You go first.

Elder sister: You want to rob. . .

Big brother: I rob, I rob. .

Elder sister: I'm really sorry, young man. This is my sister's fault, but it's her fault. I'll pay for it. .

Big Brother: Let her pay for it. . .

Big sister, look at big brother.

Big Brother: Can't I beat you?

Elder sister: You are too careless. . .

Big brother: I'm kidding. You're still in a hurry. . . Come here, young man. . . Sorry, I didn't look at the glass, it was broken. We'll pay, but ... . Your sister, she has no money. What about your brother-in-law and me? . .

Big sister hits big brother. . .

Big Brother: Not one family is better than the other.

Elder sister: That's more like it.

Big Brother: We didn't have any money, so we decided to write you an iou. . . I'll send you money again, okay. . You can't trust me, can you? You have a car. You drag me to my house, and I'll pay all the money. . . 、

Elder sister: That won't do. Appoint half of the family. . . .

Big Brother: What a special person. . . Kindness . .

TV Station: Big Brother and Sister, let me tell you the truth. You don't have to pay for this glass. . . .

Big Brother: This young man is really handsome. . . .

Elder sister: What do you mean?

TV: Oh, big brother and big sister, it's like this. Actually, I'm from the TV station. We are now opening a column called "Integrity Testing". Look, there is our photographer over there. They recorded all your glasses with a lens. . . I now declare that you have passed the test. .

Big Brother: Bah. . . Who are you people? . . This is not the whole person. . . There is no one like you. .

Elder sister: You are outrageous. . . The TV station is doing a program to show people. . .

Big Brother: Deception is fun. . .

TV: Don't be angry, big brother and big sister. I tell you, there will be prizes for those who pass our test. . .

Big Brother: No prize either. . .

Elder sister: No. . . This is not the whole person. . .

Tv station: mobile phone

Big Brother: Yes, wait a minute. . . .

Elder sister: Let me see. . .

Big Brother: Their column. . .

Elder sister: I have seen it. The program has been very good and the ratings are particularly high. . .

Big Brother: Really do practical things for the people. . .

TV: Thank you. That's good. . . Big brother, big sister, I'm leaving . .

Big Brother: Thank you. Goodbye. . .

Elder sister: Goodbye. . .

Big brother: I told you, good intentions are rewarded. . .

Big sister holds a mobile phone: here you are. . .

Big Brother: I don't want it. Here you are. . . . I really don't want it. My mobile phone is the same as it. Look at that. . .

Elder sister: Look, I am the same brand. . .

Big Brother: Come thousands of miles to meet. . .

Elder sister: I'll give it back to you.

Big Brother: No, no, I'll tell you what. This mobile phone, you take the mobile phone and I'll take the battery. . . .

Elder sister: Why?

Big Brother: This mobile phone is all right except the battery. . .

Elder sister: I'll take it then. . .

Big Brother: I can't rob you. . All right, all right, you take it. . . . There is no receipt and no place to return it. . . .

Excuse me. . . . . Here comes another glass porter. . . .

Porter: Big Brother, do me a favor and show my brother a cup. . .

Big Brother: Are you looking for a car? . .

Porter: Right, right. Find a car. . .

Elder sister: I'll be back in two minutes. . .

Potter: Oh, my God, how do you know? . . .

Big Brother: Well, you can buy a mobile phone. .

The porter was about to leave. . .

Big Brother: Let me tell you something. I want the battery of this mobile phone. . .

Elder sister: It's just the same thing anyway. Please give it to me first. . .

Big brother: OK, here you are. . . Why do you think I can't beat you? . . This phone is mine. . Get ready. . 123, let's go. . 1.2.3.

Collapse. . . The glass is broken. . .

Porter: Mom, what are you two doing? Break my cup into pieces. . . 、、

Big Brother: Where's the mobile phone?

Porter: What mobile phone? .

Elder sister: Now it's Lian Zhao, and Mongolians also bring Lian Zhao. . .

Porter: What a long chain. . .

Big Brother: Your TV station. . .

Porter: I'm not from the TV station. . . .

Sister: Then why are you wearing a red vest? . .

Porter: I am a porter. . . . You show everyone that I am a porter. . .

Elder sister: Brother, we are in trouble. What shall we do? .

Big Brother: Why did you kick the glass? .

Elder sister: You kicked it. . . . You . .

Big Brother: Don't talk. . .

Elder sister: I didn't speak.

Big Brother: Say it now. . Also said. . . Young man, you are not from the TV station. . . . .

Porter: I want to enter the TV station. I ran for four times, but it didn't look good. . . .

Big Brother: Well, young man, we have decided to compensate you for this cup. how much is it?

Porter: 500

Big Brother: I have no money. . . Cried the doorman. . .

Big Brother: Don't worry. . How about this, young man? I'll give you a mobile phone. . .

Porter: Mobile phones are too expensive, this kind of thing. .

Big Brother: Nothing. This TV station gave it to me for free. . .

Elder sister: Yes. . . .

Big Brother: You can have it. . . Even if you lose this cup. .

Porter: I'll take it then. . . . . . Mm-hmm. . . And won it. . . .

Big Brother: Let's go, then we'll be fine. You go home to pick up the children and I'll call my daughter-in-law. My phone is on. . .

Elder sister: You gave it to him.

Big Brother: What about the one given by the TV station? . .

Elder sister: You gave it to me. . .

Big Brother: I have nothing. . .

Elder sister: OK, this new mobile phone is for you. . .

Big Brother: Oh, that's very kind of you. I replaced the old one again. I ... . No, I'm stuck. . Dude, my card. . .

Elder sister: My son. . .