7 jokes about reverse thinking (wonderful! )

A local tyrant, every time he goes out, he is worried that his home will be stolen. He wants to buy a German shepherd dog and tie it to the front yard, but he doesn't want to hire someone to feed the dog and waste money.

After thinking hard for a long time, I finally got a solution: change wifi to no password before going out every time, and then go out with confidence.

Every time I come back, I can see more than a dozen people squatting at the door with their mobile phones, and I have no worries since then.

Nursing home, there is no need to have a dog.

Comments: If you think about the problem from another angle, the result will be very different.

02

A new fish pond is opened, and the fishing fee is 100 yuan.

After fishing all day, I didn't catch any fish. The boss said that whoever didn't catch a fish would be given a chicken. Many people went, and when they came back, everyone was carrying a chicken, and everyone was very happy! I think the boss is very interesting.

Later, the janitor of the fishing ground told everyone that the boss used to raise chickens professionally, and there were no fish in this fish pond.

Comments: Clever destocking also makes customers willing to pay the bill. In the new era, to do marketing, we must break the traditional thinking.

03

The child didn't want to do the homework left by his father. His father had a brainwave and said, Son, I'll do the homework. How about you go and have a look?

The child agreed happily, carefully checked his father's "homework" and listed the formula for his father to explain.

But he may never understand why dad did all his homework wrong.

Comments: Cleverly changing roles and taking a step back are sometimes another kind of progress.

04

Someone in a doctoral group asked: A drop of water falls freely from a very high place. Will hitting people hurt people? Or killed?

The group immediately became lively, and all kinds of formulas, assumptions, calculations of resistance, gravity and acceleration were fully discussed for nearly an hour.

Later, a person who accidentally entered the wrong group quietly asked: Have you never been caught in the rain?

Comments: People are often easily imprisoned by daily thinking and forget the simplest and most direct way.

05

A wife wants her husband to go home early, so she stipulates that she should lock the door when she comes home later than 1 1.

The first week I went to work, the second week my husband came home late, my wife locked the door according to the system, and my husband simply didn't go home.

The wife was depressed and then accepted the guidance of experts.

Modify the rules: if you don't go home before 23 o'clock, you will sleep with the door open.

The husband was frightened and went home on time.

Comment: It can be seen that the essence of the system lies not in coercion, but in stimulating the interests of the executed person.

06

The old monk asked the young monk, "What should you do if you step forward and die?"

The young monk said without hesitation, "I'll go to the side."

Comments: When you are in trouble, think about it from another angle. Maybe you will understand that there is another road beside the road.

07

An old man went to the vegetable market to buy food and picked three tomatoes on the scale. The stall owner weighed them: "A catty and a half is 7 yuan, 3 yuan."

Grandpa: "You don't need so much to make soup." Remove the biggest tomatoes.

Stall owner: "One catty, two taels, three taels."

Just when people around him wanted to remind him to pay attention to the scale, he calmly took out 70 cents, picked up the big tomato that had just been taken off and walked away smartly.

Comments: If you change the algorithm and find a new method, you will find another way to solve the problem.