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What are some beautiful sentences about being kissed by mosquitoes?
1. How do I know that summer is coming? I woke up this morning and found five packages bitten by mosquitoes.
I don't know what mosquito bit me last night. I picked up a bag as big as an egg yolk, and today it spread into a red color bigger than an egg.
3. Taking a bath in summer feels like washing vegetables for mosquitoes.
I was at odds with mosquitoes this summer. Did you think about my feelings when you stabbed me?
Wake up in the morning and find a mosquito in the mosquito net. After I shot it to death, I found that it didn't bite me. It seems to know that biting is not allowed in mosquito nets.
6. In the early summer of this year, mosquitoes were so rampant! I was stung all night and couldn't bear to look straight.
7. A mosquito enlarged the scale of the night.
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