I've heard jokes about Amway.

The hen is pregnant. One day, she and the rooster were watching TV at home. The hen said, "honey, I have a stomachache." It may be fetal movement. " The rooster said, "You have no fetal movement! Your egg obviously hurts! "

There is an ugly girl who has never been married and wants to be trafficked. Her dream finally came true one night. After dawn, the kidnappers thought she was ugly and sent her back to her original place. The ugly girl insisted on not getting off the bus. The kidnapper gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, threw the car keys to the ugly girl and said, go, don't want the car. Ask whether the kidnapper's behavior constitutes a gift? Can an ugly woman legally obtain vehicle ownership?

In World War II, an American soldier was shot in the testicles on the battlefield. The bullet passed through the testicles and entered the abdomen of a female doctor who was rescuing the wounded on the battlefield. 280 days later, the female doctor gave birth to an 8-pound healthy baby boy who didn't share a room with any male. When the doctor operated on her, he took out a broken shrapnel and injected sperm into her ovary, and she got pregnant. Finally, the soldier married a female doctor. This is a real unwanted pregnancy.

Ten years later, I accidentally met my ex-girlfriend again. She asked me in a low voice: How have you been these years? Is she good to you? I am sad to say: I am not married, I have been waiting for you. Her eyes are red: see you at the guest house at 7 pm! Jathyapple is like a hook on Tanabata. I arrived at the hotel half an hour early with flowers in my hand. She welcomed me in and beckoned me to sit down. Have you heard of Amway?