English jokes that require 60-80 words.

Why are you?

How old are you (how old are you)

Why is it always you? New teacher

George came back from school on September 1st.

"George, what do you think of your new teacher?" His mother asked.

"Mom, I don't like her because she said that three plus three equals six, and then she said that two plus four equals six ..."

New teacher

On September 1 day, George came home from school.

George, do you like your new teacher? Mom asked.

"Mom, I don't like it, because she said that three plus three equals six, and later she said that two plus four equals six."

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, and the other is a sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer.

Teacher: Please tell us.

Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow, and the sparrow is beside the swallow.

Two birds

Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a sparrow. Who can point out which is the swallow and which is the sparrow?

Student: I can't point it out, but I know the answer

Teacher: Please talk about it.

Student: The sparrow is next to the swallow, and the swallow is next to the sparrow.

An excuse for speeding.

An excuse for speeding.

Harry and Lloyd were speeding on the road. A police car stopped them.

Why on earth did you drive so fast? "The policeman roared.

Our brakes don't work-so we want to get there before the accident! 〃

The cause of speeding

Harry and Lloyd were speeding and a police car stopped them.

"Why are you driving so fast?" The police officer shouted.

"Our brakes are not good, so we want to get to our destination before the accident."

Send the bill to my father.

Doctor: There is nothing I can do about your complaint. It's hereditary. 〃

Patient: Then please send the bill to my father. 〃

Give the bill to my father

Doctor: "I can't do anything about your complaint." It's a genetic disease. "

Patient: "Then please give the bill to my father."