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When did Japan surrender? What is the "Siyi Pavilion" in the capital of Ming Dynasty? Three funny things happened in the pavilion that made people laugh and cry.
After imperial academy developed to a certain scale, Tai Hospital and Qin Tian Jian were established. After opening these offices, Judy set up a special place-Siyi Pavilion.
What is the function of Guan Yi? This place is very important. Without this place, it is impossible for all ethnic groups to come to North Korea and it is impossible for foreign envoys to receive them.
To be clear, Siyige is a place that specializes in translating the languages of neighboring countries. According to the current terminology, it is-translation agency. There are three funny stories in the museum because I didn't have any experience when I first started working. Let the school easy search reveal it for you one by one.
On this day, Taichang Shaoqing, the official in charge of Siyige, specially invited a Siamese teacher to teach the children to learn Siamese. After half a year of intensive training, students communicate with teachers in Siam every day, and everyone feels that their Siam is advancing by leaps and bounds.
On this day, several messengers who can speak Siam came to the palace, and Judy ordered people to go to Siyige to select two translators who were "proficient" in Siam. But after the messenger said a few words briefly, both translators were blindsided. Can the emissary speak Siamese? Why they don't understand.
In fact, the emissary speaks authentic Siamese, and there is something wrong with the Siamese teacher who teaches in Siyige. He gave lectures to students with a strong little Siamese accent, which caused the students to understand only the dialect Siamese, the official Siamese, but not. This is really a big joke. Fortunately, Judy's translator didn't speak. If they talk, they must not make the messenger laugh.
The teacher who teaches Burmese in Guan Yi is an old teacher from Myanmar. He is proficient not only in his own language, but also in China culture. On this day of class, the students began to recite Burmese poems: "A winding Mekong River, I bid farewell to you on the shore. The changeable weather is like my depressed mood. I hope you have a pleasant journey and a bright future. "
The old teacher who teaches Burmese is angry. As a teacher, he translated Burmese poems into Chinese poems: "The autumn wind on the river bank sends you easy, when will it rain?" Horseshoe can't get in before the mountain, and the sand road is full of clouds tomorrow. When he finished translating the ancient poems, the students in the class froze for a while, and then there was warm applause.
Talent, what is talent, this is called Chinese and foreign practical talents! The old teacher told the students with practical actions that this bowl of rice is eaten like this!
Later, a course in Tatar was added to Siyige. After more than a dozen students learned Tatar, Judy ordered Si Yiting to translate the prescription in Tatar.
Judy thinks that Tatars are the best at raising horses, so their Horse Classic should be unique. Sure enough, among the Tatars in Ma Jing, there are many kinds of prescriptions. For example, there is a prescription for treating equine typhoid cold, which consists of the following seven herbs: terminalia chebula, hawthorn, toosendan fruit, banksia rose, dried ginger, charcoal mother and herbal raspberry, each of which is decocted with 30g of water, and taken twice a day.
However, the horses in the Ming Dynasty became depressed after drinking this medicine, and it had no effect at all. When Judy learned about this situation, he thought that the students' translation ability was very poor. In a rage, he directly deducted their wages for three months.
When the Tatar messenger visited, Judy specially took out the translated Horse Sutra and asked the messenger what had happened. The messenger smiled after reading it. In fact, there is nothing wrong with the prescription, because Ma Jing's core medical skills need to be kept secret, and the treatment of equine diseases also has the same key point: drinking medicine should make horses run.
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