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I have boundless merits, and I can push public opinion and turn the tide. I am supreme, supreme, gorgeous, heroic and moral model. I am a hero with two axes, my eyes are like electricity, one axe goes down, chaos begins to open, two axes go down, Nu Wa makes people, three axes go down, and all beings fall down! People have nicknamed me "Jade-faced Little Flying Dragon". You can see my heroic spirit through my deep eyes. I have excellent writing style, quick thinking and a photographic memory. Ten years of cold window, talk loudly, strategize and be concise. Since ancient times, heroes have produced teenagers. At a young age, you have the talent to make the country rich and strong!