Classification of jokes

It can be roughly divided into: ancient jokes, military jokes, children's jokes, animal jokes, fools' jokes, lovers' jokes, adults' jokes, humorous jokes, cold jokes, online jokes, horror jokes, folk jokes, medical jokes, sports jokes, communication jokes, traffic jokes, celebrity jokes, family jokes, disgusting jokes, love jokes, local dialect jokes and so on. Other species, although they have different names, are very similar in nature. The content of professional jokes is mainly aimed at the weaknesses of people in a certain industry to satirize this profession.

The milk sold in a shop is heavily watered and tastes extremely weak. A customer reported to the Quality Supervision Bureau. After the test, mix the milk with 5 times of water.

The quality supervisor asked the shopkeeper, "Is this called milk?"

The shopkeeper said with a straight face, "It's really milk, but it's buffalo milk." The protagonists in children's jokes are mainly children's groups, because children's innocence and childlike interest often give people unexpected jokes.

Today, I went shopping with my best friend and took a bus. Maybe she ate too much and kept burping. A pink and tender little girl next to me said, "Let's go." Everyone on the bus laughed except me. . . There are many jokes about lawyers in some parts of the United States because local lawyers have a bad impression.

The image of greed:

Q: What do you do when you are trapped in a house with a murderer, rapist and lawyer, and there are only two bullets left in your gun?

A: Shoot the lawyer twice. Why did the chicken cross the road?

How blind can the sentences made by primary school students be?

Riddle: If a riddle can make people smile, it can also belong to a joke.

Brainstorming: If a brainteaser can make people laugh, it is also a joke. Adult jokes are also called yellow jokes and dirty jokes, that is, jokes with pornographic elements and cold jokes. Often take all kinds of taboos as the theme, mainly targeted. This kind of jokes may contain sexual hints, and many yellow jokes are related to sex and the relationship between men and women. However, other types of jokes may also include sex and the relationship between men and women. Telling dirty jokes to the intimate opposite sex may be accused of sexual harassment. For example:

Hong Haier and the Monkey King fought.

Hong Haier made a move: "Samadhi is really hot!"

The Monkey King shouted: "Eye of fire!"

Hong Haier: "Fuck you. Are you playing idioms solitaire with me? " Low-level jokes, also called dirty jokes, often take various taboos as the theme, mainly sex. These jokes may contain unpleasant sexual hints. Many low-level jokes are related to gender discrimination, but other types of jokes may also contain low-level and obscene content.

There are three women eating ice cream, one licking, one biting and one containing. Do you know who is married? Who's not married? A cold joke refers to a joke that is difficult to laugh because of homophonic words, translation, subject omission, different logic and judgment, special content, or because of the mood or expression of the performer, but it does not mean that it is not funny, but it is also a manifestation of humor.

Some cold jokes will find many subtleties after careful consideration, and sometimes the only joke is not funny. Cold jokes are widely popular on the internet, TV programs, books and magazines, and there are many experts in cold jokes.

One day, Xiao Qiang asked his father, "Dad, am I a stupid child?" Dad said, "Silly boy, how can you be a silly boy?"