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Do you remember what the math teacher was like in those days?
I remember the math teacher in junior high school, not only because of his strange face, but also because he was the only teacher who hit me since I was a child.
It was noon one day, in his office, in front of a dozen female classmates, he tore up my exercise book ... Then he took a bamboo pointer or teaching ruler, told me to stretch out my palm and hit me hard. ..........
The reason is that I copied my homework and had a particularly difficult math problem. My idea was a little strange, but I did the right thing. Then some students copied my homework and put this solvable problem, not their level ... and then the above scene appeared. ......
I deeply doubt his character, not only because he only tore my homework, but also slapped me, which other girls never did, but also because this wretched math teacher named Wang seems to be a female friend.
He has a good relationship with several girls in his class. It seems that these girls often ask him for money. The most embarrassing thing is that I seem to find that, in fact, those girls don't seem to particularly like him.
There must be a demon in the accident, but after so long, maybe my memory is a little biased. After all, everyone at that time was pure, beautiful and kind!
And the math teacher in high school.
His name is Li Youfa, and he is very good at math class. (According to Xuebajun's feedback, I was already a salted fish at that time. I basically didn't attend classes and basically copied my homework ...) There is no story between me and him, just a teacher-student relationship.
If it is not a small misunderstanding, I think I have a bad memory and always forget his name, but I have a good memory for images. Once I close my eyes, I seem to see his Mediterranean reappear. .......
It was noon, and a classmate by the window was singing against the wall. It was a Cantonese song: "Li Youfa, what can the East God do?" I don't know the name of that song, but I vaguely remember the lyrics of our math teacher's name in it. .....
It is because of this lyric that the passing math teacher put his head in and said, "Who is calling me?" The whole class burst into laughter.
I don't know why, after so many years, I don't think this joke is funny at all. I just remember it all the time and can't forget it.
The math teacher in the university can also be counted as that year.
Because he didn't have many courses and ended long ago, it must be admitted that when he chose his major, he was attracted by the lack of mathematics courses. .......
The college math teacher is relatively silent, doesn't like talking nonsense, and leaves after class, but his class is really good (yes, it's also the feedback from Xueba's roommate). The most touching thing is that nearly two-thirds of the students in the class failed the math class, and I just got 60 points. .....
By the way, he is also Mediterranean ... Except for the math teacher in junior high school, all the other math teachers seem to be Mediterranean, because they are young and have hair. .............
They are all good teachers, saying that they are Mediterranean people does not mean to laugh at them, just because it is the most unique and distinctive symbol in their minds.
I hope they are all the same and happy now.
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