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A poem describing a poor scholar

1. Literati Poetry

Poems about scholars 1. Idioms describing scholars

Idioms about scholars and their explanations are as follows:

Square towel: a square soft hat worn by ancient literati. Square hat, loose clothes. Clothing of ancient Confucian scholars. Refers to Confucian scholars.

The anthology is rotten, and the scholar is half: the anthology refers to the Zhaoming anthology. It means that you can become a scholar if you are familiar with Selected Works. Irony on the discourse of selecting scholars in imperial examinations. Now it also contains the meaning that familiar reading poetry is conducive to writing.

Scholar's human feelings: In the old society, most of the scholars were poor. In case people can't afford to buy gifts, they have to cut paper and write letters. As the saying goes, "a scholar has half a piece of paper." Generally speaking, gifts are too small.

Scholar's human feelings are half a piece of paper: in the old society, most of the scholars were poor, and with human relations, they could not afford to buy gifts, so they had to cut paper and write letters. Describe the gift as too meager.

Scholar half a piece of paper: In the old society, most of the scholars were poor, because they couldn't buy gifts because of human relations, so they had to cut paper and write letters. Describe the gift as too meager.

2. What are the words of praise for the scholar?

Square towel: a square soft hat worn by ancient literati.

Square hat, loose clothes. Clothing of ancient Confucian scholars.

Refers to Confucian scholars. (The anthology is rotten, and half of the scholars are scholars): The anthology refers to the Zhaoming anthology.

It means that you can become a scholar if you are familiar with Selected Works. Irony on the discourse of selecting scholars in imperial examinations.

Now it also contains the meaning that familiar reading poetry is conducive to writing. (Scholar's human feelings): In the old society, most of the scholars were poor, because people could not buy gifts, so they had to cut paper and write letters.

As the saying goes, "a scholar has half a piece of paper." Generally speaking, gifts are too small.

In the past, most of the scholars were poor, because they could not buy gifts because of human relations, so they had to cut paper and write letters. Describe the gift as too meager.

(Half a piece of paper for the reader): In the old society, most of the readers were poor, so they had to cut paper and write letters because they couldn't buy gifts because of human relations. Describe the gift as too meager.

3. Ask for a poem that scolds scholars

After Zhu Yuanzhang proclaimed himself emperor, he liked to recite poems, but he changed from being wary of literati to hating them, often making much ado about nothing. He found fault in the literati's articles, memorials or tables, and found fault in the eggs. If he was slightly disrespectful, he would violate taboos, ranging from dismissal to decapitation, and even implicated Jiuzu. Therefore, during the reign of Zhu Yuanzhang, especially in the later period, the imperial court's "literary inquisition" made Old Master Q, who always boasted, very nervous.

It is said that Zhu Yuanzhang once angrily called Liu Bowen "a guy with a full mouth and no good thing". He is very jealous of literati, and it is said that he started at an early age.

According to legend, after Zhu Yuanzhang was kicked out by his uncle, he wandered around begging.

One day, Zhu Yuanzhang came to the Shilongqiao pub in the old county (now Nvshanhu Town) to beg for food. In the old county town, several young men who were dancing and writing ink gathered in the pub to drink. One of them was a scholar with a slightly drunk face. He was still bald when he saw a little beggar coming in front of the hotel. One of them wanted to show off his literary talent and took the opportunity to make fun of Zhu Yuanzhang. He suggested, "Brothers, let's order a wine list around this beggar at the door, each of whom will write a poem and make three glasses of wine."

Several other scholars all booed and said, "OK, but everyone should not think about more than half a pack of cigarettes."

So the first proposal just a thinking, freely sing a way:

A bright moon hangs branches and filar silk floats freely.

A night breeze blew, and the shadows of the branches were oblique and flickering.

After singing, several other people applauded together and called "Good! Good! " Next to the literati, in turn, poetry, saw zhu yuanzhang a few eye, see zhu yuanzhang two thick nose is going to drag to his lips, chopsticks on the table a knock to sing a way:

Two Longfei Bai out of the mountains, unconsciously across the grass.

Seeing that I swam to the Yellow River, I went back to Longdong with a whoosh.

After singing, he also made a deep nose-sucking action, which caused everyone to burst into laughter. He touched the next one lightly and said, "It's your turn." I saw Zhu Yuanzhang wearing patched rags, with a straw rope tied to his waist, and a broken hat without eaves on the straw rope, dragging a pair of whore, holding a dog stick in his hand, "before" a smile, bobbing to sing:

Jin Yi Jin Dai is a handsome man with a hat and shoes.

Leading a Bordeaux horse, by the river in the morning and in the south in the evening.

After singing, I didn't see everyone clapping. I stared and said, "selfish, I didn't do well? Or are you not listening? "

Someone asked, "What does that sea shoe river mean?" Just now the poet said, "Is there a saying that the sea is boundless and the river is bottomless since ancient times?" After listening to his explanation, everyone carefully looked at Zhu Yuanzhang's broken hat around his waist and a pair of broken shoes dragging at his feet. They laughed and applauded and said, "Good! Good! "

4. What's the joke in the scholar's poem?

The whole story goes like this: on a rainy day, a scholar was writing a poem in a hotel. He looked at the sky and said, "It snows, but it doesn't rain. When rain falls on the ground, it becomes water.

It's much more troublesome to turn into water. It might as well rain at the beginning. The scholar thought he was very powerful. Suddenly a shepherd boy rode by on an ox and said, "Gee, I can write such a simple poem."

The scholar said, "OK, you try." The shepherd boy wrote in the chanting poem: "Teacher Wang doesn't eat dung (dung) when he eats, but it becomes dung (dung) when he eats in his stomach."

It is much more troublesome to become dung. It's better to eat dung at first. There is also a story related to a scholar: a scholar was drinking in a hotel, looking at the falling snowflakes outside, feeling the whiteness and beauty of the snow scene 7A68696416FE4B 893E5B19E31333431346463, and started a poem.

He said, "Snow falls underground one after another, all of which are precious stones. Why doesn't it rain for three years? " Just speaking of this, before he said the last sentence, an old farmer came outside and received: "Put your mother's smelly fart", and the whole pub was laughing. Extended data:

Scholar, another name of Cai Mao, originally meant scholar, first appeared in Guan Zi Xiao Kuang.

Since the Han Dynasty, it has become one of the subjects to recommend talents, and it is also a special name for school students. In modern times, it is also a metaphor for a knowledgeable person. Scholar is also a subject of selecting officials in ancient China, and it is also a special title for school students.

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty reformed the system of selecting officials, allowing local officials to inspect and recommend talents, which is called the Chaju. In the fourth year of Yuanfeng (former 107), Ming Gongqing and the states recommended a scholar every year, which means excellent talents.

In the Eastern Han Dynasty, due to the taboo of Emperor Wu, it was renamed maocai. Cao Wei of the Three Kingdoms was renamed a scholar after Chaju.

In the Northern and Southern Dynasties, it was particularly important to recommend Jinshi. The imperial examination system began in the Sui Dynasty and set up the Jinshi Department.

This subject was set up in the early Tang Dynasty, and the first one was called Scholar. After the abolition of Scholar's Department, Scholar became the general name of ordinary scholar.

Song is a general term for scholars and candidates. In the Ming Dynasty, the method of recommendation was once adopted, and some scholars did.

During the Ming and Qing Dynasties, scholars were also called political, state and county students. Baidu Encyclopedia-Scholar (the theme of selecting officials in ancient China) Baidu Encyclopedia-Scholar (in China).