A humorous story about persistence

On the first day of school, the teacher introduced himself and said: My name is Wu Shuchen. A student suddenly got inspiration and became very interested in poetry. He immediately stood up and read: Looking northwest to Chang'an, poor Wu Shuchan. The role of humor in interpersonal communication cannot be underestimated. An American psychologist once said: "Humor is the most interesting, contagious, and universally significant communication art." Humorous language can make the social atmosphere relaxed and harmonious, and facilitate communication. People often have this experience: on a tiring journey, while waiting anxiously, a humorous word or an interesting story can make people smile and relieve fatigue. On buses, quarrels over crowding often occur. Even though the conductor shouted "Don't squeeze" at the top of his lungs, it still didn't help. Suddenly, a young man in the crowd shouted: "Stop squeezing, if you keep squeezing I will turn into a photo." Upon hearing this, a burst of joyful laughter burst out in the carriage, and people immediately forgot about their worries. At this time, humor moistens and mediates tense interpersonal relationships. Mahaha was driving with his family on a country road. Suddenly, he found a frog crossing the road. Mahaha quickly stopped the car, stepped out, and put the frog on the side of the road. The frog was very grateful to Mahaha and promised to fulfill one of Mahaha's wishes. So, Mahaha said to the frog: "The 'Dog Selection Contest' will be held next week, and I want my dog ??to come first." The frog asked to see the dog, and Mahaha took the dog out of the car. The frog took a look and saw that the dog was stupid, fat, and only had three legs. "I'm afraid this wish will be difficult to come true. You'd better make another wish!" the frog said with a guilty look on his face. "Then let's do this, let my wife win the first place in the next beauty pageant!" Mahaha demanded. The frog asked Mahaha's wife to get out of the car, looked at it and said, "Can I take a look at that dog again?" It arises from the judgment, referring to white and black means referring to white as black. The two parties understand each other tacitly. Under the appearance of being unworthy of the name, another meaning is conveyed. This strong contrast between the name and the reality shows a humorous taste. . Excerpt from the TV program "Tell the Truth": Bai Yansong: I also want to ask one last question: What was the approximate length of your previous skits? Zhao Benshan: Fifteen minutes. Bai Yansong: Now you can prepare a two- to three-minute skit for everyone, okay? Zhao Benshan: Okay, let me tell you a story. Once, I was driving a dump truck to haul coal, and an old man wanted to ride with me. There was no room in the front, so I let him sit in the back truck. When I got to the place, I unloaded the coal as soon as I pressed the button. At this time, I thought it was bad, there was an old man behind me. I quickly got off the car, and just in time to catch up with the old man coming down from the coal pile, the old man said: I'm so sorry, I accidentally stepped over the side of the car when I got off the car. (Laughter) In the above funny joke, according to the development of the plot, in the story, I accidentally unloaded coal with the people in the bucket. Just when "I" was at a loss for my negligence, I jumped from the coal pile. The old man who came down said: "I accidentally stepped on the side of the car when I got off the car." The old man's humor here not only calmed down the embarrassing situation, but also made "I" feel better. Failed, there was a huge gap with the expected results, and the humorous and understanding laughter couldn't help but come out first. Referring to white and calling black humor means that the two parties tacitly describe white as black when the name and reality are inconsistent, thereby creating a contrast to convey another layer of real meaning and achieve the purpose of humorous communication. The reason why people understand each other tacitly is that the surface meanings of language are different. On the surface, you mean white and black, but on the deeper level, you convey another meaning. Although this meaning is not stated clearly, both parties already understand it. The degree of clarity is deeper and more humorous than speaking clearly. Please look at the next interesting example of pointing out the truth and telling the truth: Administrator: "Fishing is not allowed here." Angler: "I'm not fishing, I just brought earthworms to practice swimming." Administrator: "Then, show me the earthworms. look.

"Fisher: "Look!" Administrator: "No! You should be fined for swimming naked. A man from Zheng Guo went to buy shoes and forgot to bring the correct size, so he was helpless. This person is really ridiculous; according to Balzac Judging from a homework book, the owner of the homework book was lazy, willful, and unpromising, but he did not expect that the child was himself back then. This thing is quite funny; Mr. Hu Shi gave a lecture in the university, quoting Confucius, Mencius, and Sun Yat-sen, on the blackboard He wrote "Confucius said", "Meng said" and "Sun said", and then wrote his own opinions as "nonsense". Hu Shi's statement was very humorous... This book collects 100 famous humorous stories from ancient and modern times at home and abroad. Good humorous stories can not only make people laugh, but also make people think and inspire. Observe the world with a humorous eye, and you will become more understanding and tolerant; treat others with a humorous attitude, and you will appear wiser and friendlier; look at yourself with a humorous mood, and you will become more optimistic and confident. I wish everyone could have a little more humor and more laughter in their lives. 1. The father and son saw a very luxurious imported car. The son said to his father disdainfully: "Anyone who rides in this kind of car must have no knowledge in his belly!" The father replied lightly: "Anyone who says this kind of thing must have no money in his pocket!" What is your view on the matter? , does it also reflect your true inner attitude? 2. After dinner, the mother and daughter washed the dishes together, while the father and son watched TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was the sound of breaking plates in the kitchen, and then a crash. The son looked at his father and said, "It must have been mom who broke it." "How do you know?" "She didn't curse." We are used to looking at others and ourselves with different standards, so we often blame others and treat ourselves harshly. To width. 3. Two Taiwanese tour groups traveled to the Rib Izu Peninsula. The road conditions were very bad and there were potholes everywhere. One tour guide kept saying that the road was pockmarked. Another tour guide said to the tourists poetically: "We are now walking on the famous Izu Charming Dimple Avenue." Although it is the same situation, different thoughts will produce different attitudes. Thoughts are such wonderful things. How you think about them is up to you. 4. They are both third grade students, and their future ambition is to be clowns. Chinese teachers denounce them as: "A child without great ambitions cannot be taught!" Foreign teachers will say: "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" As elders, we not only require more than encourage, but also use narrow definitions the definition of success. 5. My wife is cooking in the kitchen. The husband kept nagging beside her: "Slow down, be careful! The fire is too big. Turn the fish over quickly, there is too much oil!" The wife blurted out: "I know how to cook." The husband replied calmly: "I just want you to know how I feel when you are chattering next to me while I am driving..." It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously look at the problem from the other person's perspective and standpoint. . 6. A bus full of passengers was moving quickly along the downhill road. There was a person chasing the car closely behind. A passenger stuck his head out of the car window and said to the person chasing the car: "Dude! Forget it, you can't catch it!" "I have to catch up with it," the man said breathlessly: "I belong to this car. Driver! "Some people must work very hard, because if they don't, the consequences will be very tragic! However, precisely because you have to go all out, your latent instincts and unknown traits will eventually be fully revealed. 7. A: "The newly moved neighbors are so disgusting. They came to my house at midnight last night and rang my doorbell." B: "It's really disgusting! Did you call the police immediately?" A: "No. I thought they were crazy. , keep blowing my little trumpet. "Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your own shortcomings first, the answer will be different. 8. Zhang San was driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, the driver of an oncoming truck suddenly rolled down his window and shouted, "Pig!" Zhang San got angrier as he thought about it, and rolled down his window to curse. : "You are the pig!" As soon as he finished cursing, he ran into a group of pigs crossing the road. Don't misinterpret other people's good intentions. That will only make you suffer and humiliate others.

I chased her while shouting her name. I don't know when, I ran to the edge of a cliff, but she disappeared. I was looking around anxiously for her when suddenly she appeared from behind me and pushed me under the cliff. Then I woke up with a fright. " Analysis: This type of dream makes people feel mostly anxious, helpless, uneasy, and panicked. Dream 9: Taking the wrong car Scene: "I took a red Santana and drove towards the Fuxing East Road. Every time when I thought I was about to reach my destination, a small wall would appear in front of me, and the driver turned around and said, 'Miss, I have already driven through three streets with this name. '" Analysis: Hitching a ride means that the dreamer cannot decide the direction of the car. "Getting on the wrong ride" means "taking refuge" in the wrong "cottage". Dream 10: Wedding scene: "In a large restaurant, filled with relatives and friends, I was wearing a suit, with a red flower on my left chest that said 'groom'. I knew in my heart that I was marrying her, but she didn't show up. I wanted to find someone to ask, but no one seemed to be able to see me. I was lingering at the door, and then a taxi came. I got in and the taxi drove away! " Analysis: "Dreaming about marrying a wife - just thinking about good things" is the fulfillment of the dream's wish. In addition, marriage in the dream also symbolizes cooperation, the constraints of responsibility, and even "end". Of course, it also symbolizes "sex". This article comes from a humorous joke ( //wk69.cn )