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Shaanxi xiehouyu
Make a lantern to go to the toilet-die
hold a Yumen pole to pee-idle your ball
tiger eats the sky-you can't get off your paws.
A weighing hammer is placed in the Yellow River-it won't drift.
lettuce in June-the skin is old but the heart is crisp.
The sunflower cut off its head-big bamboo shoots (damaged).
Walnuts in the mountains-smash them and eat them.
Lohan invites Guanyin-fewer guests and more hosts.
shit cows are on the dunghill-conceited.
I didn't take my pocket in the last episode-I didn't measure it on purpose.
the stars follow the moon-touch the light.
dogs catch mice-mind your own business.
the wife of the county magistrate-the wife of the current.
donkey dung and eggs-it's light outside.
the mouse drills the bellows-both ends suffer from gas.
Pharaoh sells melons-selling and boasting.
Zhang Fei sells scales-hard goods are harder.
Zhang Fei sells tofu-hard goods are soft.
Call Jingde's door in the middle of the night-find your own whip.
The tailor lost his scissors-only the ruler left (to eat).
myopia goes to school-it's hard to talk at a glance.
a clay idol crosses the river-it's hard to protect himself.
the earth god's hat-hard helmet (loss).
dung beetles moves-fuck off.
Decomposing jujube stone-two saws (sentence).
hang a lantern under your nose-smell it.
a ponytail wears tofu-it's hard to mention.
Henan to Shaanxi-two provinces.
Laojiu's younger brother-Lao Shi (Shi).
draw water with a bamboo basket-with nothing.
the medicine is spread out and rotten-there are still many prescriptions.
carrots tune chili pepper-you can't tell when you eat them.
meat buns hit dogs-there is no return.
ducks eat spinach-flat shovel.
the mouse fell into the jar-glared.
the mute eats jiaozi-he knows it.
wear gloves with one hand-show your hand.
the burden of shaving one's head is hot.
poplar leaves-two-sided light.
eating sugar in my dream-sweet dreams.
dreaming of marrying a daughter-in-law is a good thing.
take off your pants and fart-it's unnecessary.
the fifteenth day of the first month is a doorkeeper-half a month late. Two-part allegorical saying about land in Shaanxi
It consists of two parts: the first part plays the role of an introduction, like a riddle, and the second part plays the role of a back lining, like a riddle, which is very natural and appropriate. The following is a two-part allegorical saying about land, welcome to read!
Xiehouyu about the land
Xiehouyu: Closing the door and offering the land to protect your peace
Xiehouyu: Two taels of silver can cast a land god, and money can make the gods understand
Xiehouyu: the land calls the god of the city god, calling him (almost) his god
Xiehouyu: the land god panicked when he patted the grasshopper
Xiehouyu: offending the land god.
Two-part allegorical sayings about the earth god
Pig iron casts the hard god of the earth god; Hard support
hard riding of cast iron land; Hard gods
Shetan land with tiles to cover the head
Shaikh-packed land to wash the gods
The land god who burned the temple was cornered; Homeless
Shanxi has a big land and a small land
God depresses God in Leigong Land Temple
God depresses God in Leida Land Temple
Wolf acts as a land god and eats people
The earth god in the basket is refreshing
The ghost with a stomach full of swallowing the land temple
The land temple on his head is spoiling the idol
The land temple on his head is spoiling the idol <
It's a daydream for the beggar to beg from the land temple.
It's a joy for the beggar to marry the land woman.
It's a daydream for the beggar to sleep in the land temple.
It's a shame for him not to kowtow when he meets the land god.
The beggar is desperate to burn the land.
Closing the door and offering the land will protect himself from peace. Bless your own peace; Bless yourself for peace
If you don't get land in the mountains, you can't get it
If you sell land, you will be poor
If you sell land, you will be poor
The flood will wash away the land temple and flow away the gods; Be careful
The earth temple collapsed in the flood.
The great god never leaves the earth temple, but he can't reach it.
Going out of the town god temple and entering the earth temple, he rushes into the gods.
The town god chats with the land god.
The town god chats with the land god. Rest your breath
step on the land and shit on grandpa's head to bully God
step on the land and shit on God's head to bully God
God of Wealth loves land; Love money
the god of wealth loves money
the land of the temple of wealth loves money; Love talent
the earth god is elusive
the earth god is ashamed (wet)
the earth god fled and panicked
the earth god took a picture of the grasshopper and panicked
the earth god is haunted by evil spirits, and there is no two-part allegorical saying
the two-part allegorical saying _ the two-part allegorical saying
the complete book of two-part allegorical saying and the answer 1. A chicken wears a coat and a dog wears a hat. devil wears prada
3. Paying off the house money and living
4. It's a strange thing that the sun falls in the west mountain
5. Shooting tigers across the mountain depends entirely on a hard bow (work)
6. Crocodiles eat crops underground
7. Turtles roll with watermelons. Climbing
8. Apricot kernels soaked in bitter water are bitter (people)
9. The goods that the old fat pig got stabbed in the slaughterhouse
1. The wooden skull got stabbed and didn't remember the pain
11. After the cold current passed, it was warm, cold and hot (cynicism)
12. Far from it
13, riding a donkey with a book in his arms and watching
14, a police dog's nose is really sharp (treacherous)
15, an iron fork is hard to find slag when brushing teeth (bifurcation)
16, lotus flowers are in season in July
17, two cows fight hard
18, and actors appear in BLACKPINK < Self-deception
2, glass socks, glass shoes, famous corners (bare feet)
21, grass roots on the hill are hard
22, donkey's head and horse's face are inferior
23, the stone in the back of the mountain is hard to understand
24, the story is told with a crooked mouth (evil)
25, and it is sad to cry at the mourning hall. Can't get hard
27, covered with sores
28, "Hundred Family Names" is short of money
29, the blue sky is thundering
3, the woodpecker is fierce in cutting wood mouth
31, the stone falls deeper and deeper
32, and the dew on the grass tip is not long; I can't stay
33. The eldest lazy child never does it, and never stops
34. The stone lion doesn't pour rice soup. 35. Yang Bailao dodges during the Chinese New Year. 36. The hair hangs from the clock. 37. Scabies grow on people's heads. 38. The tin can has a mouth when it hits a glass bottle. Just
41, the anger on the tip of the knife will not live long; I won't live long
42. The Dragon Prince joins in the fun to raise the water
43. The Guanyin Bodhisattva relies on everyone's support in her sedan chair
44. The dog bites her ass (definitely); Bite it with one bite (set)
45, hanging fish on the branches is helpless
46, carp jumps over the dragon gate and encounters luck, worth a hundred times
47, the fish in the sea has been through many storms
48, and the elevator is in a dilemma; It's difficult to get up and down
49, the weasel's generation of mice is not as good as the first generation
5, the weasel worships the moon and plays tricks
51, the mouse is familiar with the pot
52, the mutton eaten in the wolf's mouth can't be spit out
53, the two pockmarked people have many wedding ideas
54, and the nose is so big that it is difficult to open their mouth; It's hard to open your mouth: it's hard to open your mouth
55. Stuttering coptis is bitter in your heart
56. I don't know what it is when Wu Dalang plays ducks
57. Prepare cotton-padded jacket early in June
58. Turn on the radio and go to the opera can't hear it; No one is heard
59. Looking forward to the moon for 3 nights has no hope
A complete set of two-part allegorical sayings and the second answer 6. Beggars wander around the streets in poverty
61. Gao Shou, a guard on the rostrum
62. Plum blossoms fight with frost in the twelfth lunar month
63. Sorghum stalks are difficult to support as pillars
64. See. Caught in
68, bamboo has a long right to rock the boat
69, the world is as black as a crow
7, it is a bat's night fun
71, the waves in the sea are magnificent
72, it is difficult to catch chickens on the ridge of the house
73, the tiger's ass can't be touched
74, and Zhuge Liang uses an empty city plan. The yellow sand in the ocean in the East China Sea can't stand the waves to grind
76. The toothless old man drinks porridge without teeth (shame)
77. He can't worry about it by holding his intestines
78. Walking with a mirror on his back is not afraid of being laughed at by future generations
79. The castrated cock doesn't crow (mention)
8. The crow plays peacock. Clap out a hand in the airplane cabin to master
82, antique decoration in the hall
83, where the mountain sings which folk songs, say that
84, Emperor Guangxu under Cixi has the right to hold a post
85, he is not popular all day long
86, and Mr. Nan Guo can't pretend to play; Overfill
87. Buy a loudspeaker that is airtight.
88. The devil looks like a ghost in the mirror. Ghost phase
89, it's not too late to mend
9, the ship leaks, but it doesn't go out; There is no going back
91, narrow-minded view of the street under the door
92, love to buy red and green pigments
93, scorpion with long tail is full of poisonous water
94, two people on the stage sing one and
95, eating and licking the bowl and being poor; Miser
96, boatman chartering a boat to visit the West Lake is worthwhile
97, it's not easy to catch a mountain jump empty-handed
98, the business in the department store is picky
99, the duck's ass is crooked: smooth; Round and slippery
Two-part allegorical sayings and answer 3 1, copying mechanically from the east is effective
11, holding dry wood to put out the fire is not helpful
12, writing out of the box is not good
13, glass lanterns are bright inside and outside
14, and seeing the queen mother called her elder sister-in-law to climb high
Secretly calculating
16, the house finch becomes more and more beautiful
17, the leaves fall and cover your head too carefully; Too careful
18, rivet on iron plate didn't run
19, straw bag for pillow with wheat straw
11, turtle smiling can't see its ugliness
111, pine and cypress on the mountain are evergreen all the year round
112, hidden dragons in the grass produce talents
113, camels walk with their heads held high; One step at a time
114. The belly of water chestnut is real
115. Sorghum grows in the millet field. Get ahead
116. The bicycle has a flat tire. I'm so angry: I'm out of breath
117, I'm lost in the virgin forest, I can't tell the difference between east, west, north and south
118, I'm stepping up on the stair board
119, I'm desperate to jump into the Yellow River with my eyes open
12, I can't use an axe under the bed
121, it's difficult to pick watermelons by skin
122. Eating dates without spitting out the core
124, sandalwood as toilet stools (only)
125, Lou ratty asking divination to be guilty
126, sheep called wolf baa baa (slowly)
127. Unstable; Unstable foundation; Weak foundation
128, Jin Gangzuan's deep drawing of tofu
129, Cao Cao's talent selection
13, the dutiful son's eating tofu is white inside and outside
131, Lu Ban's frown is ingenious
132, the giant salamander doesn't look left and right on the tree like entering
133, and swallowing elephants in his dream is ambitious; Too ambitious
134, the truth from the kitchen god
135, there are many thorns belonging to roses
136, dogs throw bones at their mouths
137, toads want to eat swan meat wishful thinking; Fantastic
138, the bellows made of the pot cover was heated by hot air and cooled by air
139, the red-eyed mouse climbed out of the oil pan
14, the radish was frozen (moved) for three or nine days
141, the urgently needed stamp was urgent
142, the red eye on the eyebrow was on fire
143, and the patient put it in. The grasshopper tied to the line can't run away
145, the Pacific Ocean moves across the river
146, the bridle puts a hard copy on the cow
147, the duck is dead, and the goose can't survive
148, the Nanshan leopard, the North Sea dumpling, and the fierce
149, killing the fat pig on the stool. Die in front of your eyes
15, calf coquetry against the head funny xiehouyu _ classic xiehouyu < p
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