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A necessary topic for chatting with male girlfriends and girls.

1, can't accept each other's shortcomings.

2. Talk about some topics between constellations.

3. Where do you want to go most in the world?

4. How did you realize that I was angry?

5. What do you do when you are particularly depressed?

6. When we first met, what part of me did you notice first?

7. When we quarrel, which quarrel do you think is the most wronged?

8. Name three similarities between you and me.

9. What is the question you want to ask me most?

10, how do you think to maintain a perfect relationship?

1 1. What do you think is my most attractive moment?

12, what do you think is the difference between boys' love and girls'?

13, which city do you like?

14. When did you first have a sexual dream?

15, who is mainly guiding you on the first date?

16, describe the perfect dating scene in your mind.

What are you most afraid of?

18, do you forget each other's advantages when you are angry?

19, I don't like when the other person sticks to people.

20. Do you think the sense of ceremony is important?

2 1. What did I do to make you angry?

22. The place I want to go most.

23. What would you do if you won the lottery?

24. If you want to ask me a question, what do you want to ask?

25. Make love rules for each other.

26. What did I do to embarrass you?

27. When did you lose your first kiss?

28. I think the most important quality of boys/girls.

29. What do you think is the most important thing to know in a relationship?

30.do you have any good friends?

If you give it to your best friend.

If you give it to your best friend.

1. You are there whenever I need help, and you are there whenever I need company.

2. You said that it is the most important thing to cheer for yourself. Everything else is just a cloud. You should be independent, make money, and then find an interesting man. That's enough.

I am willing to share everything with you except my boyfriend.

The years spent with you are the most precious time in my life. Let's hold hands. Run to a longer distance.

5. I almost cried. Everyone says I'm strong. Only you advised me not to be brave.

6. You are another me in the world, and I love you. Just like I love myself

7. I know that I am more important than that person in your heart.

A hedge between keeps friendship green. Let's make a cup of tea together.

9. I have been waiting to be your maid of honor for more than ten years.

10, dear, I will leave a large piece in my heart for you to kill time. You don't have to worry about alienating each other because you forget to contact.

The distance between us can be filled with a hug.

12, I am beautiful or ugly, good or evil, you are there.

13, suddenly received your message, only three words. I miss you so much.

14, I still love you no matter how beautiful and ugly you are. Skin can deceive people, but our hearts can't.

15, a friend is someone who sees through you and still likes you.

16, there is a person who can warm me up in a word when I am desperate for human feelings; When I cry for my lovelorn love, a word can make me quiet. He listened quietly, which made sense; He walked into my world and kept his distance; I can't live without him. He makes me extremely safe. This kind of person is not a boyfriend or a husband, but you, my boyfriend's best friend.

17, you, you are the most beautiful scenery in my life.

18, dear, don't despair of love because of those rotten people. Whoever doesn't love some bastards when he is young is waiting for the right person to appear.

19, in different cities, even in different countries, I often forget to contact.

20, become beautiful, together, of course. Without you, how can it be completely beautiful?

2 1, you are a miracle given to me by God. It's not just a surprise Not just a gift. It's a miracle. I believe in it.

It is strange that we have so much to say. After so many years, I can't finish talking.

No matter how long we meet again, you are still you, I am still me. We are still very close.

24. I will not change my relationship with you because of anyone.

25, how nice, such a simple friendship.

I support your decision unconditionally. Wherever you want to go, whatever you want, I will accompany you.

27. You said I was still so beautiful after all these years. I'm so beautiful.

In fact, friendship is not about playing and chatting every day, but about giving warmth to each other. Sometimes you feel warm even if the other person scolds you.

29. You are the person I trust most, and I feel at ease with you.

30, and we are closer than lovers.

Thank you for letting me speak freely. Thank you for sharing your joys and sorrows with me. Thank you for making me believe that friendship can last forever.

32. You taught me that girls should spoil themselves as luxury goods.

33, happy together, sad together.

34. We are not lovers, but we are good girlfriends.

35, and friends made at that time, easily walked together for more than ten years.

36. It is the time you waste on me that makes me precious.

We are jealous of each other, but we are partners in progress.

Honey, when can you get married?

Because we are friends, it's as simple as that.

40, you said, I hope you are happy and disgusting.

4 1, so many years, no indifference, no betrayal, no harm, which is much better than love.

42. I often sit in a fast food restaurant and chat, and the whole afternoon passes like this.

You know, I can't bear to see you suffer a little injustice.

44. Gossip is an eternal topic among sisters, and we never tire of it.

But you know, we all have each other in our hearts.

46. You said that the bad guys are schools. We must accept those injuries and grow up without fear.

47. I am happy or sad, shiny or gloomy, and you are there.

48, you said, in fact, we are just handsome in appearance, but not strong in heart, so we should work hard together to be real beautiful girls.

49. I know you will be my cover. When I was a deserter, I knew you would hold my hand when I had no direction.

50. Birds of a feather flock together. Yes, we are really more and more alike. Did you find out?

5 1. When I was a child, I didn't know how to communicate with people, what to say and what not to say, and whether there is such a thing as personality compatibility in the world.

I laugh at your narcissism. Actually, the voice in my heart is. You are really, really beautiful.

Dear, please leave a large space in your heart for me to kill time, so that I am not afraid of being left behind even if I don't meet.

I thought you would be angry and ask me why I didn't support you. But you said. You should wake me up.

Distinguish love rat's Classic Chat Quotations (50)

Analysis of love rat's Classic Chat Quotations 1. I seem to have a crush on a girl here.

We will never break up unless you mention it.

3.can you grow up?

No matter how many girlfriends I have had, only you are my favorite.

If you are gentle and considerate, how can I lie to you?

I seem to have fallen in love with this forest.

7. terminate the relationship.

8. Hit the child first. Don't worry, I will definitely marry you.

9. Go home by yourself, and I won't see you off.

10. I like you, but I want to be with her

1 1. I won't force you to do something you don't want to do.

12. I don't want to hurt two people at the same time.

13. You are a good girl, and I don't want to keep you.

14. We are just good friends.

15. We just slept together and did nothing.

16. Because of my future wife, I hope she is a virgin.

17. I just regard you as my friend.

Love rat's Classic Chat Quotations No.2 18. I am very busy and have no time to reply to messages.

19. What's wrong with liking you? It doesn't make any sense. Not dating or chasing you.

I like you, but I don't want to fall in love.

2 1. I just made a mistake that all men in the world will make.

22. Why don't you believe me? I have nothing to do with her.

23. I like your best friend for six years. You were an accident.

24. I'm not scum, I just want to give every girl a home.

25. love rat: Can you grow up? I have run out of patience with you.

26. I only have you in my heart.

No matter what, I won't break up with you.

28. Sorry, I still love you.

I plan to go to bed early tonight.

30. I just cheated on you physically, and I still love you.

3 1. You are better than her. You are not matter at all.

I want to put more energy into my work so that I can make plans for the future.

33. I only do this to you.

34. love rat: Let's calm down for a while. I want to break up. Leave me alone. Slowly accept the fact that you broke up.

Distinguish love rat's Classic Chat Quotations 3 35. Dear, if you give me some time, I will definitely change it!

36. We can still be friends.

37. We just play games and keep playing.

38. Can we keep it a secret? I don't want people to talk about us.

It is wrong for me to chat with other girls, but you can't check my mobile phone.

40. She grew up with me. We've been like this since childhood. It doesn't matter!

4 1. If you think so, I can't help it.

42. Call me at 1000 first, and make up the baby's Valentine's Day gift next year.

You are a good girl, but we can't be together.

44. She is just my friend. Can't I have female friends?

45. You make me feel different from other girls.

46. You and I are each other's obstacles, and you will meet better.

47. I found that I didn't love you so much after breaking up, and now I can mention you with a smile.

You can do it alone, but she can't do it without me.

49. I hope you can find something better than me.

50. I don't deserve you.

What I said to my best friend.

What I said to my best friend.

1, even if you just go downstairs to buy fruit, remember not to dress too untidy. You never know when you will meet someone.

When you see through, pretend not to see through.

3, girlfriends sit together, even if I don't make a preface, you know, even if you don't say anything, you won't feel embarrassed.

Bless you with the most sincere heart. I hope all your wishes will be met. Everything is gone with the wind. Let's not talk about the past. The memory of life will remain in my heart. I wish you happiness! Blessings can never be said. I just want to tell you personally that I am your lifelong friend and lifelong blessing.

Thank you for enlightening me when I was helpless and comforting me when I was crying.

6. A best friend means that you can know everything about me with one look.

7. When you are unhappy and in a bad mood, a smile will appear when you kiss. Even if there are boys next to you, you are so close because you are best friends.

8. If you eat it, you will never spit it out again, so think carefully before eating. So is love.

Dear best friend, you will never see me when I am loneliest, because I am loneliest only when you are not by my side.

10, happiness means that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will be a dear and sloppy girlfriend who says she loves you.

1 1. The best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death.

12, I have a good boyfriend, and we will wear shiny shoes together. Vance's new balance looks great.

13, there are several ambiguous male girlfriends, rather than saying that I have many domineering sexual partners.

14, don't think that if you don't see each other often, your feelings will fade.

15, rainy days represent my lingering thoughts of you; Sunny days represent my concern for you. The windy represents my blessing to you, as crazy as crazy; Cloudy days represent my hope for you. It's dark. Wish you a happy life!

16, the best girlfriend is that you have nothing to hide and trust each other. She loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but she still has a crush on the real you.

17, remember your mistakes and try to make up for them, but never blame yourself.

18, lose weight for a better life. If you lose the fun of life because of losing weight, you might as well give up.

19. Don't crowd too tightly with others when you crowd the bus. Leave yourself a few centimeters. So is work, and so is study.

20. Before going shopping on holidays, deduct 100 yuan from your wallet.

2 1, buy what you like, don't expect others to send it.

22. Meeting someone and then completely changing your life is not the plot of love.

23. My mouth is bad. I especially don't mind eating soft rice. I eat hard when I am soft here.

24. I told my girlfriend today that I miss my former boyfriend and girlfriend very much. My boyfriend and girlfriend asked me why I was looking for him. I said nothing, and he deleted me again.

25, resolutely do not buy clothes of a larger size, and do not give yourself room for obesity.

26. It's a good thing that the earth is round, so you can see it when you walk, right?

27. There is only 1 person in the world. How can I not cherish it?

28. I wronged my good boyfriend and said he lied to me. Now he ignores me. I deserve it!

29. Today, I found that one of my girlfriends robbed my boyfriend, and suddenly I was very confused. My girlfriend is a man.

30. Since when have you occupied an unshakable position in my heart?

3 1, girlfriends, remember: if he breaks your wings, I will personally destroy his paradise, and no one dares to hurt you with me.

32, girlfriends, we want to be a girl with depth, a rogue with temper, and an educated lady.

33. I have always had a wish to rent a house with my best friend, work in different classes during the day, and simply go to work together!

I don't want to be your boyfriend. I'm afraid I will love you more. I don't want to be your boyfriend I'm afraid I'll never get a chance to be a regular again. I don't want to be your boyfriend, just because I like you.

35. The male god is very kind to me these days. I thought he liked me, too. As a result, he just wanted to please me and let me help him chase my best friend.

I'm not greedy. There is only one small wish: I will always have you in my life, my best friend.

37. Happiness is that even if you don't have a boyfriend, there will still be a dear girlfriend who says she loves you.

38, as long as a phone call, a text message, we can still see you standing there waiting for me in that old place, we have never left.

39. The person who treats you best is often the one who bullies people the most. People in the world always bully the person who is best for him.

40. I have always envied my girlfriend for having the best girlfriend in the world.

4 1, is there a moment when you want to get married with your best friend on the same day?

42, noisy, can't leave, just call a girlfriend.

43. The best friend is when she can't sleep, and you don't want to sleep.

44. A good girlfriend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time. Beautiful sentences written for girlfriends

45. My boyfriend told me that he would sing for me and buy me food. I believed him. I've been waiting for 23 days, but I haven't.

46, there is a kind of affection, rain or shine; There is a distance, representing the end of the world; There is a yearning to cross Qian Shan; There is a blessing, full of sincere friendship. Friends far away, may you keep happiness in your heart.

47. My male god likes my best friend and says he hates me, hehe! Laughing and crying, I suddenly feel that there is no love.

48. A best friend means that the more you indulge her, the more she pushes her luck, but your relationship is still so good.

49. It's hard to find a good man now. It's too late to jump the queue now. There's no time to queue up.

50, thank you for your company, thank you for loving me, but I can only give you this position as boyfriend and girlfriend! You are a better girl.

5 1, from male girlfriends to couples to friends, all this came too fast and went too fast because I didn't cherish it.

52. The best girlfriend is that you can bully her as much as you like, but she still loves you to death. The best relationship is that you can be yourself completely, but he still has a crush on the real you!

53. Thousands of miles away, you are in my thoughts; Scattered around the world, caring is blessing. Missing is a constant theme; Blessing, flying over the sky, will convey the heart: may you be happy, may you be happy and healthy!

54. Before going out, consider the shoes to wear according to the time and intensity of walking.

Being your maid of honor is my next main task. -To my best friend.

56. When you are lonely, don't listen to slow songs, don't be nostalgic or bored to death online, don't stand up to exercise or chat with friends.

57. The person I like is the male face of my best friend. Every time I see them playing, I always say nothing to comfort them. He is just the male face of my best friend.

58. My boyfriend and girlfriend said they couldn't bear to part with me, but he let me go to bed again. I also loathe to give up his ya!

59. A good girlfriend is someone who catches one of your shortcomings and talks for a long time.

60. Since women find men as girlfriends, men should find women as brothers.

6 1, best friend: It's the kind that you make trouble today, laugh tomorrow, get bored near, think far away, forget about it, and hate it. You can bully yourself, but others can't.

62. Sincere care, good wishes and endless thoughts. Good luck. May the best things in the world be with you forever. May your dream come true! I will send my sincere wishes, wishing you all your wishes come true and the spring breeze is proud.

63. When I go shopping, I will buy the same clothes. They are good-looking and stylish, because they are best friends.

Dear friend, you are not the same as before. I feel that we are getting farther and farther away. You are like a duckweed on the sea. When I touched you gently, you drifted away and finally disappeared.

65. To my best friend: I once said that we should either get married together or be each other's bridesmaids.

As long as you need me, I will always be where you can see me.

67, as long as there are girlfriends together, it is called smashing! I hope our friendship will last forever.

68. I was hung by my boyfriend for two hours, and I will hang him for two hours.

Love rat girls chat perfunctory copy (50)

A perfunctory copy of love rat's chat with girls (I) 1. You call me 1000 first, and the Valentine's Day gift will be supplied to the baby next year.

You think so.

3. We love ourselves and know ourselves. Why should others know?

I am very busy now, and have no time.

I was just playing with her. I'm kidding. Don't take it seriously

6. Have you eaten? Go to bed early, wear more clothes and drink more hot water. This thing is a little expensive.

7. Can you stop asking me all day whether you are important or not?

It's too late, there is no car, so I have to live outside.

9. She and I are in the past, but I love her too much to forget her.

10. I drank too much last night and my mobile phone died.

1 1. love rat: I want to concentrate more on my work so that I can make plans for the future. I don't like you, but you can be my spare tire.

12. We just slept together and did nothing.

13. I have done a lot for you, and you don't even know it.

14. You are a good girl, and I don't want to keep you.

15. If you think so, I can't help it.

16. We loved each other and hurt each other. Now let's go our separate ways.

17. I won't force you to do what you don't want to do.

A perfunctory copy of love rat's chat with girls (part two) 18. Pretend you've never seen me.

19. What do you want? What else can I do?

20. You make me feel different from other girls.

2 1. Actually, I'm not as good as you think.

I didn't mean not to reply to your message.

23. We are just having fun. I love you!

I shouldn't have called you. I don't want to keep you.

25.27 What's more, it is normal for all men to run after picking up girls!

Can't you go home by yourself? Why should I pick you up?

27. Drink more hot water.

28. I am good enough for you.

29. If you are tired and don't want to be coaxed, you will meet better.

30. I won't do it next time. Forgive me.

3 1. Go home by yourself, and I won't see you off.

I don't want to hurt two people at once.

Without her, I would fall in love with you.

34. These are just two copies of the same love.

Love rat's perfunctory copy of chatting with girls (Chapter III) 35. I am too impulsive to control myself.

36. I can't help it if you think so.

37. I don't want to fall in love yet.

38. I'm not scum, I just want to give every girl a home.

I never wanted to give up my family for you.

I love you, but I just like her.

4 1. I didn't think of it before, but I gradually found out that we were really unsuitable.

42. You are special. The first time I saw you, I thought you were different from other girls.

I didn't make too many assumptions about her future.

44. Hit the child first, and I promise to marry you later.

Love rat: I just want to be alone for a few days. I'm hitting on someone else. Don't bother me.

46. You are so smart, you know you are alone.

47. We won't buy it.

I like you, but I don't want to fall in love.

49. I just made a mistake that all men in the world will make.

50. She grew up with me. We've been like this since childhood. It doesn't matter!

Deep Analysis of love rat's Classic Chat Quotations

In-depth analysis of love rat's classic chat quotations-1. I was wrong, okay!

I don't love you according to your meaning.

3. Come out to see a movie at night, remember to bring your ID card.

4. What's wrong with liking you? It doesn't make any sense. Not dating or chasing you.

Let's be apart for a while, and everyone should be calm.

6. I already care about you. What else do you want?

7. No, let me explain.

8. Drink more hot water.

9. She is just my friend, don't think too much.

10. You are a good girl, but we can't be together.

1 1. You and I are each other's obstacles, and you will meet better.

12. I really like you, but I don't want to talk now.

13. She is just a poor little sister.

14. She is just my sister.

15. After breaking up with you, I won't mention it again.

16.2B describes you, people don't like pencils!

17. You are not a virgin. How can I cherish you?

18. When my career comes to a critical moment, the child will fight.

19. You are a good girl, but we can't be together.

20. She is just my sister, so don't think about it.

In-depth analysis of love rat's classic chat room quotations II 2 1. She took the initiative. I was drunk.

22. I hope you will come out early.

23. Hit the child first, and I promise to marry you later.

You don't understand now, but you will understand when you grow up.

25. She is just my classmate/friend. She was lovelorn/fired. I just went to comfort her. I didn't tell you because I was afraid you would be angry. It's too late/there is no car/there is only one room left. We just live together. Nothing happened. You think too much.

26. We won't break up until you mention it.

27. After breaking up with you, I won't be with any girls.

28. I didn't mean not to reply to your message. I'm with my sister, afraid she'll be angry when she sees it.

29. Maybe I have fallen in love with this whole forest.

I love you, but I just like her.

3 1. It's hard for me to refuse others' initiative.

32. I don't want to settle.

Go home by yourself, I won't see you off.

We're just playing/I'm just playing with her.

35. I have met many beautiful women, but I chose you.

Actually, I'm not as good as you think

37. I seem to have fallen in love with this forest.

38. You think so.

Call yourself.

I really hate people who don't trust me.