A clever joke

1. My wife called home from studying abroad and asked her husband, "How is my lovely kitten?" The husband is "dead!" Why didn't you tell me such sad news as a wife? For example, a kitten climbed a tree to catch a bird, accidentally slipped down and went to heaven as a "husband". I see. "Wife:" Honey, is my mother better? Husband: "Her old man climbed a tree, too." ..."

2. A snake bit itself and said "I am a poisonous snake ~ ~ ~" before dying.

Xiaoming made a mistake in the calculation of the exam. His father asked him, "How much is 3 times 7 equals 28?" Xiao Ming said, "in the exam, I wrote 28 points regardless of the willy-nilly!" "

4. In class, the teacher is guiding students to solve application problems. Teacher: "The school buys chalk with 60 yuan, and each box of chalk is 2 yuan. How many boxes of chalk did the school buy? " Student: "30 boxes. Teacher: "How did you get these 30 boxes of chalk?"? "Student:" I bought it. "

Giraffe and monkey got married, and a year later giraffe filed for divorce: I don't want to jump up and down any more! Monkey is furious: leave! Who has seen kissing and climbing trees!

6. A farmer was carrying a bucket of excrement, and a foreigner came and tasted it with his hand and asked how much your sauce was. The farmer didn't speak, and the foreigner was very angry. He thought, If you don't tell me the price, I won't tell you that your sauce is ugly.