Boss, give me a bowl full of humor and funny quotes

It turns out that love has never left, but I remember it and you forgot it.

The so-called love words are saying something that you don’t even believe yourself, but hope that the other person will believe it.

The salary is like a big aunt, once a month, it disappears in about a week.

I am flat-chested and proud of myself, and I save fabrics for the country.

Failure is success, then I have many mothers, but none of them are pregnant.

Which drama school did you come from?

Open your own store and let others work.

If the teacher hadn't told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out long ago.

Life is like making a phone call, either you hang up first or I hang up first.

The secret to longevity -- keep breathing, don't stop breathing.

Because I was too diligent in the past, I am now heartless.

Don’t tell ghost stories at night, because people like to hear them, and ghosts also like to hear them.

The salary is like a big aunt, once a month, it disappears in about a week.

Dear, you have to believe me. I feel dizzy even on a boat, let alone two boats.

What creates distance is not beauty, but the third party.

The generation gap is, you ask your dad: What do you think of "Chrysanthemum Terrace"? Dad, let me think about it: I haven’t drank before.

Please don’t call me a otaku, please tell me to stay at home; please don’t call me a otaku, please call me Madame Curie.

Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink from the northwest wind...

Boss, bring me a bowl of beef noodles

I’ll drink it I only drink pure water for water and pure milk for milk, so I am very simple

Men’s hands are not used for washing clothes, but for hugging women.

Everyone says that I am obedient, but in fact I only listen to myself...

The difference between humans and pigs is that pigs are always pigs, while humans are sometimes not humans

Grandpa said: Jay Chou must be a good monk when he becomes a monk, because the sutras he recites are so nice...

Wu Mao and Wu Mao are the happiest because they are together.

SpongeBob said, I'm sorry, Xiaoxin, but I fell in love with Maruko-chan next door...

What did you say, Crayon Shin-chan is getting married to Chibi Maruko-chan

< p> Mr. Doraemon, are you willing to marry Miss Chibi Maruko-chan?

Maybe one day, when you put on your wedding dress, I will already put on my cassock.

Brushing your teeth is a mixture of joy and sorrow, because you hold a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

That day, you said you hated me, and I laughed so hard that my heart broke.