Humorous jokes in love stories

When a woman tries on clothes, she gets angry when you say they don't look good. You say good-looking, she says you are hypocritical; You said the waiter paid the bill, and she said you were really handsome. The following is a humorous joke about love words prepared by the joke column. Let's laugh together!

Humorous jokes about love stories (1) 1. My wife went to the hospital for a physical examination. The doctor told her: Everything is normal, but we should breathe more fresh air at ordinary times and wear warm clothes in winter. ?

When she got home, her husband asked her what the doctor said. The wife said:? The doctor said that I must go to the seaside for my holiday in summer and wear a mink coat in winter. ?

My husband came home from work and saw his wife cut her long hair into short hair, so he said unhappily. It's good. Why did you cut your long hair so short? Why don't you discuss it with me? ?

The wife said, have you discussed with me how bald your head is?

In 2003, someone bought his mistress a house to live in. He gave her 5000 yuan every month, and the house cost about 400 thousand.

This year, I separated from Xiaosan, sold my house, and got 1.2 million.

I spent more than six years as a mistress for nothing, and finally earned 400 thousand.

It turns out that keeping mistresses is also an investment. Later, his wife found out and criticized him crazily. Why did you only install one? ..........

One day, a MM saw her boyfriend and a beautiful girl on the road, and they were very close. She asked him angrily. I didn't expect you to be a guy who likes the new and hates the old! ?

Boyfriend quickly defended:? You misunderstand, you are new and she is old. ?

5. Husband:? You women talk like eyebrows! ?

Wife:? Has a high artistic effect? ?

Husband:? No, it's getting darker?

Humorous jokes about love stories (2) 1. A boy is crazy about his girlfriend, and her girlfriend says, If you promise me three conditions, I will marry you. ?

Asked the first condition, the girlfriend said:? I hope to see your picture in the newspaper. ?

The boy said:? This is easy to handle. ? After that, he paid for a photo of you in the newspaper and passed the test.

Asked the second condition, my girlfriend said:? I hope to see you on TV. ?

The boy said:? It's a little difficult, but it doesn't beat me. ? After that, he stood in front of the TV station every day, acted as a bystander at the scene of the car accident, and was regarded as a mirror.

Asked the third condition, the girlfriend said:? I hope to see your head on the bill. ?

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2. A boy sent a message to his girlfriend one day:? Your hairstyle is different today?

Girlfriend said:? Oh, I had a perm?

After a while, he came back: Ah! Is it serious? ! ?

It's my girlfriend's turn to cook tonight.

My girlfriend brought a tray and said, please turn over the brand if you want to eat.

I saw four signs on the tray, which read: stewed chicken with mushrooms, sparerib with scallion, tomato brisket, braised beef,

Can I say both? Girlfriend said: I'm afraid you can't eat it.

If I say I can't eat, you won't give me pocket money!

After a while, my girlfriend brought four bowls of instant noodles from Master Kong and lay down. .......

Humorous jokes about love stories (3) 1, even foreign mothers will leave you when you are old, let alone men.

2. No matter how handsome a man is, if he can't bear the responsibility, he is a waste. No matter how beautiful a woman is, she is also a prostitute if she can't keep her virginity. A good man is not like a bus running every ten minutes, and a good woman is not like a bus. Investing a dollar will get you on! ! !

3. Do you think men love you? Try to ask him for money; Try to delete his game; Try unplugging him while he is playing games; You try to delete his girlfriend; You won't let him try smoking; Don't let him play with his mobile phone. . .

Do you think girls really love you? You don't try to buy her clothes, you don't try to go shopping with her, you try to see her cell phone contacts, and you don't listen to her?

4. Women have been thinking about who loves me all their lives, while men are thinking about who I love more. Now I love you, not from my mouth, but from my crotch!

5、? What's a man called if he doesn't have good things? Political correctness? ; ? What's a woman's name if she doesn't have good things? Sexism? ; ? Men and women are not good things. Call? Universal values? !

6. When a man doesn't love a woman, he can often make this woman swoon and think that he is very manly, tasteful, romantic, overbearing and cool, and can control the overall situation.

But in fact, when a man really falls in love, he will become a boy. When did you think that man was particularly dazzling? Sorry, he is not in love with you.

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