What are the ways of humor? Please, great gods.

First, many words are ambiguous. In a specific language environment, a word generally has only one definite meaning. If you deliberately make the meaning ambiguous, it will form a contrast of meaning and a sense of humor will come out. A sentence often has multiple logical points, and the speaker and the listener understand different points respectively, which will also form a humorous contrast. A Niu did poorly in math. In order to cultivate his mathematical cells, the teacher quoted an example from life as a guide: "A Niu, if your brother has five apples, you took three," the teacher gestured with his hand. "What will happen?" A Niu blurted out: "He will definitely beat me up!" The teacher said, "What will happen?" According to the above, the meaning is clear: there are 2 apples left. However, A Niu's understanding of the "result" refers to the consequences caused by the act of taking away the apple, while A Niu's ridiculous answer lies in the misinterpretation of the word "result". English teacher: Change "My brother went to school" into the future tense. Student: My brother's children go to school. The students' hilarious answer is to disambiguate the "future tense" skillfully and interpret it as a specific future time, thus leading to "brother's child", which is in contrast with the teacher's request for understanding. Why does the rooster lift one foot in the morning? B: Because if you lift your feet, it will fall! B's answer takes advantage of the shift of the logical center of gravity of the sentence. A's problem is to ask for an answer to the phenomenon that the cock lifts its foot, but B skillfully shifts the logical focus from the phenomenon of "lifting its foot" to "one foot". The disharmony between the two is the result of ambiguity. Second, when the other person's speech implies aggression and aggression, the respondent skillfully uses his own advantages, or seizes the weaknesses and loopholes of the other person's language and turns his back on him. The language tension of fighting poison with poison can produce humorous effect. The father was very dissatisfied with his son's study and scolded, "Lincoln was already the best student in the class when he was your age!" " The son had a brainwave and replied, "But he was already the president of the United States when he was your age." Father's Blame quoted young Lincoln as comparing with his son. Unexpectedly, his son seized Lincoln's adult achievements and made a precise counterattack. While laughing, we have to admire his cleverness. A boss asked his servant to buy wine, but he didn't give money. His reason is: "anyone can buy wine with money;" Wine costs nothing, you are capable! Go ahead. "Half an hour later, the servant came back, handed the empty bottle to the boss, and emphasized to the boss:" Anyone can drink from a bottle with wine; "If you can drink the wine in an empty bottle, you can do it. Drink it. " The boss's actions have made things difficult. A servant is not a stupid person. He deals with a man as he deals with you, fights bravely with wisdom and fights poison with poison. This is a bitter irony to the boss, and we will smile and feel very happy. Sometimes, it is often ironic to agree with the other side's statement and then make relevant deduction and misunderstanding. The husband pushed the door in and gasped, "I ran back with the bus and saved fifty cents!" " "My wife got angry when she heard it:" Then why don't you run with a taxi and save 10 yuan! ""His wife made an absurd inference: running back with the bus saves 50 cents, so running with the taxi can save 10 yuan. This inference can also help her go deeper: if possible, running trains and planes together can save hundreds of thousands of dollars. A: My wife read The Three Horsemen every time she got pregnant, so she gave birth to triplets. My wife is also pregnant. No, the book she is reading now is Alibaba and the Forty Thieves! You will have triplets when you watch The Three Horsemen. According to this reasoning, watching Alibaba and the Forty Thieves will give birth to forty-one children! The result of this inference is ridiculous, and B is really humorous. Third, avoid answering irrelevant questions, avoid the seriousness of the problem, and deliberately lead people astray. The effect of asking and answering is interesting. A customer found that there was a white hair floating in the wine he was drinking, so he asked the waiter to point to the hair and ask, "Why is there a white hair floating in this wine?" The waiter shrugged, nodded and said with a smile, "I can see that our wine is an old cellar!" " The customer's complaint is aimed at the hygienic quality of wine. In order to avoid the hygienic quality problems of the wine, the waiter emphasized the "aging" of the wine with anthropomorphic methods, which means that the wine will grow white hair, which is very novel and ridiculous in itself. People who saw all this nodded and smiled at such a funny answer. The tenant pointed to the roof and asked, "Does this house often leak rain?" The landlord shook his head and flatly denied: "No, look at what you said! It only leaks when it rains. " The landlord's answer is not aimed at the dilapidated degree of the house, but simply answers whether it leaks rain "often" and changes the subject. The nonsense that "water leaks only when it rains" contains some humor. Fourth, the homeopathic steep turn method Sometimes the language potential of the dialogue between the two sides develops naturally and smoothly, but suddenly there is a sharp turn, and the result of the dialogue comes out, but it is an unexpected and unpredictable result. This result is a crying humor to the respondent. An old lady showed Balzac an old exercise book and asked him to guess the future of his children. Balzac read the scrawled handwriting in the book and commented: "The child is lazy and willful. I don't think he will have a future in this life. " The old lady said seriously, "Alas, this is your childhood exercise book!" " "Balzac's evaluation is his real feelings after reading the exercise book, but the final evaluation object is himself, and the opposition between comments and facts constitutes irony anyway. Who but the embarrassed Balzac will be unhappy! A rich man met Bernard Shaw who was thinking about something and asked savagely, "What are you thinking about? Seeing the questioner, Xiao smiled and said, "Don't ask, what I'm thinking is worthless." The rich man was very interested and asked, "What are you thinking?" ""I was thinking about you. " Bernard Shaw answered with a smile. The dialogue in front was flowing and natural, and it was ambushed naturally; "I'm thinking of you" is both unexpected and unexpected. Hardly had the smooth ahead gained momentum when the irony was revealed. The irony of the wicked is that they know humor. Pun is the most common way to produce humor. Pun means that what you say has two meanings: one is the meaning of the sentence itself; The other is extended meaning, from which humor comes into being. It can also be said that what is said here is said there, so that the listener can not only understand it literally, but also understand its meaning. There is a fable that a monkey died and went to see the king of hell, asking to be a person in his next life. Yan said that to be a man, you have to pull out all your hair. Say that finish, call the little guy to pluck the hair. Who knows that only one hair was pulled out, and the monkey screamed with pain. The prince smiled and said, "How can you be a man without money? "On the surface, this fable is about monkeys, but it humorously expresses the truth that' nothing is worth living'. Although it is ironic, it is also euphemistic and implicit. It's humorous to use homophonic words to create pun effect. Legend has it that Li Hongzhang has a distant relative, but he is keen on the imperial examination, hoping to get an official position through Li Hongzhang's relationship. He opened the paper in the examination room, but he couldn't write. Seeing that the paper was about to be handed in, I had a brainwave and wrote "I am the wife of Li Hongzhang's adult in the main hall (Qi)" on the paper, hoping to be admitted by the examiner. When the examiner looked at the paper, he found that "Qi" was misspelled as "wife". He couldn't help laughing, raised his pen on the paper and criticized, "So I dare not marry you." "Marry" and "take" are homophonic, and the examiner made a pun on his typo, which was both ironic and interesting. Speaking out, the meaning expressed is completely opposite to the literal meaning, which is called irony. If it is a literal affirmation, it is not in the sense; Or literally negative, but actually positive. This is also one of the effective ways to produce a sense of humor. There is a public service advertisement promoting smoking cessation, which does not mention the harm of smoking at all, but lists four advantages of smoking: First, it saves cloth: because smoking is easy to get tuberculosis, leading to hunchback and body atrophy, so you don't need so much cloth to make clothes; Second, it can prevent thieves: smokers often suffer from bronchitis and cough all night. The thief thought that the master didn't sleep, so he didn't dare to steal; Three can prevent mosquitoes: strong smoke makes mosquitoes can't stand it, so they have to avoid it far away; Eternal youth: You can die before you get old. The four advantages of smoking mentioned here are actually the disadvantages of smoking, but they are very humorous, which makes people realize what they really want to explain from laughter, that is, smoking is harmful to health. You Fang in Qin Dynasty was a famous humorous figure. On one occasion, Qin Shihuang wanted to expand the imperial garden on a large scale and raise more rare birds and animals for his hunting and viewing. This is a waste of people and money, but none of the ministers dared to risk their lives to stop Qin Shihuang. At this time, the eloquent Youyou came forward and said to Qin Shihuang, "Well, that's a good idea. Raise more rare birds and animals, and the enemy will not dare to come. Even if the enemy comes from the east, just order the elk to push them back with their horns. " Qin Shihuang couldn't help laughing and made an exception and withdrew the power of attorney. Swimming successfully persuaded Qin Shihuang, mainly by using the power of humor. On the surface, what he said was in favor of the emperor's idea, but in fact, he said that if the emperor acted according to his idea and his national strength was empty, the enemy would take the opportunity to attack, and the elk could not drive them back with its horns. This irony is because I literally agreed with Qin Shihuang's statement that it is good enough to save myself; The real meaning prompted Qin Shihuang to wake up in laughter, thus achieving his purpose of persuasion. Good humor can also ease the tension in communication and avoid many unnecessary conflicts. The poet Goethe once walked in the park and happened to meet a politician who had attacked him on a small road. "I never give way to fools," said the other hostile. Goethe immediately replied, "I am just the opposite." Say that finish immediately to the side of the road. Although this incident reflects the arrogance of politicians and Goethe's generosity, what is more important is Goethe's humorous answer. Although there are only five words, it reflects the agility of Goethe's reaction and the cleverness of returning; It also saved a deadlocked conflict for a pair of enemies who met in a narrow way, which fully showed Goethe's generosity and elegance. As Shakespeare said, "Humor is the flash of wisdom. "What is related to humor is wisdom. In communication, to be good at using humorous skills requires some wisdom. It is difficult for an ignorant, frivolous and ignorant person to have a sense of humor. Specifically, the conditions of humor should at least include the following aspects: extensive knowledge and profound social experience; Sharp insight and imagination; Noble and elegant demeanor and calm and confident, optimistic and relaxed mood; Have good cultural literacy and language skills. The essence of humor is to transcend common sense. As the saying goes: You can't joke when you are right. It is not humorous to say that eggs are boiled in salt water, but humorous to say that they are born in salted duck. For example, a reporter began his report on a coal mine accident sent back to the newspaper: "God saw this tragic scene and he cried. "If the editor discusses the truth with him, he will not be humorous, but will say," Forget the mine and interview God at once. "Very humorous, because the general way of thinking is that God doesn't exist and he won't cry, but taking the reporter's words seriously and letting him interview is beyond the general way of thinking, thus achieving a good humorous effect. To make a person's thinking surpass common sense, his wisdom lies in improvising. On the one hand, it depends on the agility of thinking, and it is also essential to master the appropriate humorous way.