What jokes did you make after drinking the clip?

What jokes have you made after drinking the fragments over the years? When I was young, I was praised as a thousand cups, but now I find that drinking too much often happens like this, like this, like this! Am I really old? First, you get drunk before you know it. I used to know how much I could drink, how much I could drink, and how to control and grasp it. Now I don't know at which node I will get drunk. The reason should be that I still drink according to the amount of alcohol I drank when I was young, but in fact it is not what it used to be. Second, drinking too much will break down. I used to feel sober when I was drunk, and I can recall all the details of drunkenness afterwards. Now I wake up and find that I have lost my memory, or at least I was drunk and broke a fragment. This is a terrible thing, because you really don't know what you did at that time and what you might do. Third, it is painful to get drunk. I used to vomit when I was drunk, but now I feel very painful and uncomfortable when I am drunk. Fourth, get sick when you are drunk, and slowly recover after being drunk. When I was young, I was drunk today, and I can continue to drink tomorrow morning. Being drunk once now feels like a serious illness, and the recovery is particularly slow. I used to be drunk and dissatisfied, but now I regret it. When you are young, you will be dissatisfied when you are drunk. Afterwards, I always find various reasons to defend myself, such as drinking several kinds of wine and drinking them together; For example, because the other party cheated, they used means. Anyway, I just don't agree. Now, take it and regret it! Looking back on my drinking experience for so many years, I have to admit that I am old. Now, I drink like this: 1, try not to drink outside. I like to drink and drink at home by myself. Drinking alone at home may not be as popular as drinking outside, but it is a kind of enjoyment to drink alone to calm your heart. 2. Pay attention to the right amount when drinking outside. Wine is really a good thing, but only if you drink it in moderation. 3. Drink only with close friends. Not everyone deserves a drink, so why do you drink everyone? A true good friend won't persuade you to get drunk. 4, do not spell wine, not bad wine. It's not aging, but the body is really not as resistant to alcohol as before. Besides, it is not a shame to serve your body and age. It is maturity, self-knowledge and wisdom. On the contrary, it is shameful to be drunk and make a fool of yourself. At this age, we can't compete with children, but getting drunk in front of children can't afford to lose this person!