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Speech by the host of the funny drama Snow White

Queen: Mirror Mirror, tell me, who is the handsome guy in the world? Queen: Mirror on the wall, mirror, tell me who is the handsome guy in the world?

Mirror: Sorry, there is something wrong with the system. Please re-enter the voice prompt. Mirror: Sorry, there is something wrong with the system. Please re-enter the voice prompt.

Queen: Forget it. Tell Ai Jia who is the most beautiful woman in the world. Queen: I forgot to tell Ai Jia who is the most beautiful woman in the world.

Mirror: OK, restart. Mirror: Well, restart. Come and see, this man is really beautiful! We all saw it, this one is really beautiful! She has long hair as black as a waterfall, snow-white skin and a graceful figure. She has black hair like a waterfall, fair skin and slim figure. Every man will be tempted when he sees her, and every woman will sigh when she sees her. Every man she meets will be tempered, and every woman she meets will make her strange. She is Snow White. She is Snow White.

Queen: You broken mirror, where did you get so much nonsense? Queen: You broke the mirrors. Where did they come from?

Mirror: Please don't be sad, my child. Every girl is an angel who landed on the earth. Some people have their feet facing the ground, while others have their heads facing the ground. Unfortunately, your face fell right on a piece of granite. Magic mirror: Please don't be impatient, son. Every girl is an angel who falls to the earth. Some people have their feet facing the ground, while others have their heads facing the ground. Unfortunately, you just dropped a piece of granite on your face. No one can change this fate. This is a fate that no one can change.

Queen: Get out! Queen: Get out!

Narrator: The magic mirror is right. Snow White is a lively and lovely girl. She often helps others with a kind mind and takes caring for others as her own happiness. Voice: The mirror is right. Snow White is a lovely girl. She is kind by nature. She always helps others and takes caring for others as her happiness.

Snow White: (to the old woman) Grandma, be careful. Snow White: (to a woman) Grandma, be careful.

Old woman: Thank you, girl. Old woman: Thank you, girl. What's your name? What's your name?

Snow White: My name is Snow White. Let me help you. Snow White: My name is Snow White. I am your past spin.

Old woman: OK, OK. Old woman: Well, good. You are really a beautiful and kind girl. You are a beautiful and kind girl.

When she walks to the stage, the old woman gets off and Snow White stands thoughtfully. (Walking to the stage, the old woman is in the magic mirror, and Snow White is standing thoughtfully. Mirror I)

Mirror: (behind Snow White) Snow White? Mirror: (behind Snow White) Snow White?

Snow White: Oh, wait, I'll move the bricks, or more people will trip. Snow White: Oh, wait, I moved the bricks, or more people will trip.

(Go back and take the brick off the stage and talk to the magic mirror later) (Go back and take the brick and mortar off the stage and talk to the mirror)

Can I help you, sir? President, what can I do for you?

Magic mirror: (I don't know how to answer the question, think about it, and say it quickly) I just finished eating, and there is nothing wrong here. Can you accompany me to walk in the Woods over there? Mirror: (1:00 being asked, I don't know how to answer, but after thinking about it, I quickly said) I have just finished eating, and after doing nothing here, can you accompany me to the Woods for a walk?

Snow White: All right. Snow White: All right. (Walking slowly with a magic mirror) (The mirror on the wall also walks slowly)

Narrator: Snow White was thus deceived into the forest, and the magic mirror revealed its true colors. Voice-over: Snow White was deceived into the forest, and the mirror on the wall also revealed his original appearance.

Mirror: (looking at Snow White with a grimace of a grin) Haha ... Snow White, haha ... Mirror: (looking at Snow White and smiling at Ci's teeth) Haha ... Snow White, haha. ...

Snow White: (looking scared and not putting her hand on her chest) You, what do you want? Snow White: (She looks scared and puts her hand on her chest) You, what do you want?

Mirror: I am the devil, and I will finish you today. Mirror: I'm the culprit. Today's results are in your hands.

Magic mirror: (behind the queen) emperor ... emperor ... queen ... (making wounds) mirror: (behind the queen) king ... queen ... (doing harm like)

Queen: (pointing at the mirror sternly) Why did you come back? Queen: (pointing at the mirror sternly) How did you come back? ! !

Mirror: I ... She ... I ... Mirror: I ... She ... Idaho. ...

Queen: What? Queen: What? (magic mirror) Go to hell! (Fan Jing) Go to hell! (under the magic mirror) It seems that we have to do it ourselves. (Under the mirror) It seems that I must take part in it myself. He can run out of the classroom but can't run out of the school. (Laughing loudly) Hahahaha ... (Under the Queen), he runs out of the classroom and there is no school. (Screaming loudly) Hahahaha ... (Under the Queen)