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Convergence girl's classic lines

Love is enjoyment, marriage is patience.

Ten men, nine romances, ten women, only one can make a man romantic.

When a man likes a woman, he will show grace; When a woman knows that a man likes herself, she will ask more than she can bear.

Women show their generosity first, but men dare not be stingy.

The classic lines of the heartthrob

Three tragedies in life: beauty will get old, love will get cold, and marriage will get old.

Smart woman's law: the more men like you, the less you need to make a decision; The less you like your man, the more you need to get married early.

The perfect wife is a woman who doesn't talk; The perfect lover is a woman who doesn't need to meet regularly.

The less a man knows about a woman, the more he likes that woman; The more a man knows about that woman, the more he likes another woman.

The third party between lovers is another lover; The third party between husband and wife is TV.

If you want to hear good things, fall in love; If you want the truth, get married.

Wife is always the most sensitive animal in the world.

The difference between a girlfriend and a fox lies in whether she was caught by the man's wife.

Men fall in love ten times before they are considered to be masters of love; A woman is considered a fox after falling in love for ten times.

Love is like a cup of delicious coffee; Marriage is a coffee cup with leftover coffee grounds. In modern cities, attractive women are not enough. What modern men want is a magical woman.

Being a single woman is more important than being a lover.

Being single is a way of life. Marriage is a way of life.

It's not difficult to stay single-as long as you keep talking about getting married, all single men will stay at a distance.

People who want to be single only need to date once a week. People who want to get married, it is best to date seven times a week, but each time the object is different.

6. The biggest difference between cats and dogs is that cats only look for lovers, while dogs desperately look for wives. It is said that women are like cats and men are like dogs.

7. Give me a hundred good reasons before marriage, and all the men who may give me a hundred good reasons are already married. A single woman said.

8. More and more girls advocate being single. I don't know whether women are more and more useful or men are more and more useless.

What unmarried men don't understand is that women actually want men to be her assistants, not their opponents.

10. A single lady is like a gem that has not yet been set, beautiful but lacking in foil.

1 1. Marriage Law for Single Ladies:

(1) Don't let the other person think that you want to get married.

(2) Don't let the other person think that you don't want to get married.

(3) Don't let yourself be confused about whether to get married or not.

12. Love is like a trap. Going out is always more nerve-racking than coming in.

13. Love is like a cup of delicious and rich coffee, while marriage is a coffee cup with coffee grounds.

14. Singles only read love books, not marriage books.

15. Maritarians read both love books and marriage books, but they think they are reading books about cooking.

16. The difference between single and married practitioners is that others want to see the jokes of the former and the lies of the latter.

17. Love needs law and marriage needs self-discipline.

18. Don't marry a pessimistic lover, because she will refuse to marry you.

19. An optimistic lover can't have sex because she will marry you and turn you into a pessimist.

20. The biggest advantage of blind date is that if there are problems in marriage in the future, you can settle accounts with the matchmaker.

2 1. Optimistic girl: I will definitely marry. Pessimistic girl: others will definitely get married. Onlooker man: Who cares who can marry, as long as you don't marry me. Laughing with tears and laughing with tears: falling in love with pink girls

In Pink Girl, four girls with different personalities, plus a landlord stretched like a dog skin plaster, made us laugh and cry a little.

The success of this film is first and foremost driven by the screenwriter. It is not easy to move the background of the comic story from Taiwan Province Province to Shanghai, and connect it into a story with appropriate relaxation, retaining the humorous elements of the original. The director's contribution is not small, the funny ingredients are just right, the characters are just right, and the comedy effect is very good.

A simple, sweet girl

The actor's successful performance is Pink Soul. Rene Liu, who has always shown her innocence, wears buck teeth and plays Fang Xiaoping, a kindergarten teacher who is eager to get married. Her smile, her eyes, her unprincipled flattery to her boyfriend are all vivid and natural. Only a talented woman like Rene Liu Can can transform the ridiculous madness of love and marriage in comics into a simple, warm, lovely, exasperating and respectable Fang Xiaoping. Perhaps the director poured too much sympathy into the marriage frenzy. Her kindness seems to be an invincible magic weapon, which can actually influence Dabao, who is obsessed with money, to find out and be moved by the unscrupulous Yu Lu telling the truth.

Chen Hao's heartthrob is also quite outstanding. Wan Ling seems to understand men and be cynical, but he is still eager for public interest and kindness in his bones. In order to fulfill Yue Xiaoshan's mother and daughter, she voluntarily gave up the pursuit of Li Yong, the bachelor.

Intellectual women who have seen pink girls like men and women. Handsome, capable and independent, Runa is neither as simple as a marriage seeker nor as sharp as a heartthrob, but more mature than Ha Mei. Careful viewers will find that every time Xiaoping encounters setbacks and difficulties, Ru Nan will comfort her in time. Runan's first love frustration is sympathetic, and giving up love for the second time is admirable. She showed her idealism by helping the old woman realize her dream at all costs. Men and women are actually very women!

Hamei is the youngest and the most naive of the four. Idolization, bragging and switching for the princess are all "new human beings". Let Jin Yuan worship her wisdom, which shows her kindness and sincerity. In the play, Ha Mei is basically a supporting role. Shanghai girl Ning's wonderful performance brought a beautiful and charming little sister to life.

Hu Bing's performance is very relaxed and fresh, and the characters depict nature. Zhang Shise's The Landlord, Chen Kun's Playboy, and Lu Yi's Gangster and Traitor also performed well.

Pink Girl uses pop songs to set off characters and plots, adding a touch of the times to the atmosphere.

The greatest success of Pink lies in that while tearing up the worthless things in life, it also pieced together and praised many valuable things, such as kindness, honesty, mutual assistance and other beautiful qualities, which made the audience want to cry when they laughed.

If there are any flaws in pink, I think there are two. First, after the fall of Wang Yu, with the experience of studying in the United States (and Wang Hao's education will not be low), why can't he find a suitable job and can only make a living by sending lunch boxes and repairing yachts? The trace of Le Monde is too obvious.

Second, in the face of an excellent heterosexual proposal, Runan, who just sprouted love buds, gave the man who loved her to nurse Xiao Min. Can love be transferred? Can the person commit suicide? I think this is a big failure.

Despite its flaws, Pink Girl is still a popular comedy. As an ordinary audience, I hope to see her sequel as soon as possible!