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Who is the hero who knows how to pick up girls best in Jin Yong's novels?
1, thick eyebrows, a face with Chinese characters written on it, and a powerful expression, which is the only description of Duan's appearance in the book. This image is out of fashion in today's times. It's not bad to live three episodes in TV series, but in ancient times, "thick eyebrows and big eyes" were the standard for male gods.
Duan Zheng Chun, the South King of Dali Town, is a general who protects the country, a national cadre, and the heir to the throne of Genhong Temple. He is both civil and military, handsome and natural —— such as the real Prince Charming and Don Juan of Dali, with a strong exotic atmosphere. A slap in the face is not enough to refuse such a man.
Feng Dao Bai Feng, Shura Dao, Qiao Haga Gan Baobao, Mrs. Wang Alo, Mrs. Ma Kangmin, and Ruan with bright eyes and bamboo waist are all the best in the world, but all of them have been dumped for life under Duan's superb pick-up skills.
Duan is a talented lover. The book says: Duan is romantic by nature, but he is not good at feelings, but he is sincere when he falls in love with every woman. He couldn't wait to take out his heart and cut the meat for each other.
Other people's infidelity is multi-purpose, points. Duan's deception is six hearts and one mind, multiplication formula.
The best proof of a man's constancy is to have children for him. Five daughters as beautiful as flowers and pure as jade witnessed the hormonal intensity of a generation of lovers. 18 years later, the six mature women are still as affectionate as they first saw, witnessing the lasting and excellent love shelf life of Duan Diamond.
When it comes to six lovers, Wei Xiaobao refuses to accept: My seven are all right!
2. Wei Xiaobao's pick-up skills can be summarized into three characteristics: first, thick skin; Second, the silver ticket is enough; Third, it is better to strike first.
For girls, these are the three invincible golden rules most of the time.
First, be thick-skinned. Since ancient times, people who are keen on picking up girls should always be prepared for multiple blows such as cold eyes, saliva and slap in the face. How can they get it if it's not cheeky? Love, say it to your face. Every time Wei Xiaobao sees a beautiful woman, she enters a fixed pattern of eye-catching, condescending, courting, flirting and forced marriage. Of course, when you meet a particularly beautiful woman like Ako, just omit the first four items. In the words of the book, Bao Xiao's skin thickness was one of the best in the Kangxi period. This is the basis of his strong ability to pick up girls.
A silver ticket is enough. Needless to say, Bao Xiao's silver ticket is so powerful that even a man can handle it. Bao Xiao used pearls as medicine for wood blade Ping, bought candied beans for Echo, and lost money for Ceng Rou. The biggest advantage of silver is to make men confident and women feel safe. I didn't listen to the honest Shuang'er's comment: "Xianggong has a lot of gold and silver, which can't be used up in a few lifetimes.
The first move is the best, that is, if you pick up a girl, he will break it, and if you fall, he will fall. Although there is suspicion of rape before marriage, it really works.
BNT, the students in Wei Xiaobao have some congenital deficiencies: First, they are not from bullies, and the original calligraphy with "strokes from right to left" is not as good as the drunken graffiti of Dali Duan Er. Second, eating is ugly. More than half of the seven wives were followed and beaten. I remember that the last paragraph of the report was both rich and poor, and it was also an understatement.
Except for the number of seven wives, it is slightly better than Duan. The upstart Bao Xiao's total score is very low, and he lost at the beginning.
3. Ask the world, what is love?
As I said before, love is to have children for him. But there is a deeper love in this world, called: love, that is, if you can't have children for him, you would rather never have children.
Well, his name is Yang Guo.
Yang Guo's four confidants, Gongsun died slightly for him, because he never married, and Guo Xiang became a monk for him.
Yang Guo has the innate advantage of picking up girls, with high face value, high IQ and thick skin. Compared with Wei Xiaobao, it is just short of money. Bao Xiao is a scoundrel's perseverance to pick up girls. Yang Guo just smiled and told a joke when he picked up girls, and the girls would jump on him one after another. The book says: He is really a frivolous rascal with father's nature. Although he means no harm, he is willing to tease and provoke every girl and go crazy in love.
Since heartless, why bother? If it's a provocation, why keep it?
But the strength of Yang Guo is that none of the girls in Crazy Love broke his heart.
What kind of man can make a woman treat other men all over the world as nothing? Yang Guo's magic, like wood blade in his hand, can always elevate the most common things to a very high level.
Just saying goodbye to those who are ecstatic. The difference between Cheng and Lu's two younger sisters, Guo Xiang Jr., and him is that the sunset snow in Qian Shan is fascinating and has no regrets: picking up girls has reached such a state of high sky and light clouds, which has reduced the romantic section to a generation with excessive skin care.
4. On Yang Guo, although there is a high level of not touching a leaf among thousands of flowers, there is an out-of-touch nothingness, so he is not the first male god.
It is a noble son who really stepped into the realm of "picking up girls", but he is flesh and blood.
Suddenly, I heard the flute, which came from the flowers ... There was an irresistible majesty and seriousness in his expression. Ma Chunhua blushed and approached slowly, but the flute was lingering and full of sweet words, which made him feel uneasy. Ma Chunhua picked a flower from the rose bush beside her and put it on her nose to smell it. The flute is fragrant, and the sunset is dusk. At present, there is such a handsome young man with gentle and noble eyes.
Fu childe put down Yu Di, stretched out his hand to hug her fine waist. Ma Chunhua shyly avoided it, only giving way a little for the second time, but when he held out his hand for the third time, she was already intoxicated by the manly smell he gave off.
……
Without saying a word, all kinds of customs; At the end of the song, the girl became a mistress.
In The Legend of Flying Fox, the lightning incident of Ma Chunhua, the daughter of the soon-to-be-married escort, was written suddenly, and its thrilling place was no less than the desperate struggle in the lobby of Shangbao. Jin Yong's writing style is very restrained, but he rarely writes a paragraph in the style of pure literature, even when his feelings are extremely revealed. As a writer, he can't control the "madness" of his characters. How strong is the charm of Fu Kang 'an, the son of the capital?
It is gentle and noble. Fu Kangan tells you that these eight words are the weakest life door for girls in the world.
For Fu Kang 'an, this is just a perfect fragment of his career of picking up girls, but for Ma Chunhua, the daughter of a wandering escort, this is the most precious memory in her youth, which is unforgettable.
Pei Hu was angry: Why did Ma Chunhua have to see that unlucky Fu Gongzi before he died? The young man didn't understand that there is a kind of "picking up girls" in the world called repaying kindness. You gave her the most beautiful moment, and she paid the tenderness of your life.
Turning my sister into a wife, Duan turned my sister into a mistress, and Yang Guo turned my sister into a nun. Only this man turned his sister into a nun until death did us part-and it only took one night.
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