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What are the short but cruel stories?
There is a small vendor who sells regret medicine. Take a pill, and you can go back and change the things you regret. An old lady came up and asked how to sell it. The stall owner said: "The efficacy is different and the price is different. How long do you want to wear it? You have to spend twice your life buying it. I think it can be bought for one year. "
The old man said, "Just one year." The old man swallowed the pill and went back to a year ago. A truck ran a red light and the old man pushed his wife away. The stall owner also took a medicine after seeing it, and then came to the intersection a year ago and pushed the two old people away together. Since then, no one in this world has ever sold regret medicine.
2. Love story.
Physicist Feynman didn't shed a tear when his wife died of illness. He looked at his wife and felt that she seemed to be asleep. It was not until more than a month later that Feynman saw a beautiful dress in a shop in Oak City. He thought, "Elaine will like it." Suddenly, he burst into tears, tears streaming down his face.
3. The story of father's love.
A five-year-old girl scraped the paint off her father's new truck. In a rage, her father tied her wrist with wire, intending to let her reflect. Then she got busy and forgot her daughter.
My daughter's hand had to be amputated because of long-term congestion and tissue necrosis. On the day of discharge, the little girl was carried on the truck by her father. She looked at the repainted truck happily, then stretched out two arms like sticks to her father, raised her innocent little face and asked her father, "Dad, you have a brand-new truck again. When will you give me your hand back? "
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