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Patient: Doctor ~ Come and see me! I have amnesia!

Doctor: When did you discover that you had this disease?

Patient: What disease ...?

There is a hide-and-seek club whose leader has not been found yet.

One day, bean paste buns were walking on the road, and suddenly they had an accident and their stomachs were broken. Before he died, he looked at his stomach and said, "Oh, I am just a bean paste bag."

Pinch the cock by the neck but dare not go under the knife. After a long pause, I strangled the chicken ~ ~ ~ ~

There is a fat man. ..........

Jump off a tall building ...

It turned out to be .......

Fat bastard ..

A man fell down while walking. He stood up and walked on, and fell down again. So he said; If I had known, I wouldn't have got up just now.

Shit and urine are good brothers. One day, I was killed by a car when I took a shit crossing the road, so pee said, I really want to take a shit …

One day, Mung Bean broke up with his girlfriend. He was very sad, so he kept crying, crying, crying .............................................................................................................................................................. ~ ~ ~

One day, a coffee cup and a glass were walking on the road at the same time. Suddenly someone shouted from behind: "Look out, there is a car!" " "As a result, the glass was crushed. . . Coffee cup is very good. Why?

Answer: Because coffee cups have ears, but glasses don't.

Q: How many brothers does Aladdin have?

A: Three, Alajia, Alabing and Alab.

Jesus and Sakyamuni guess boxing, and if they lose, let the other side bounce their heads. As a result, Jesus always won, and Sakyamuni was played all over.

In the end, Sakyamuni won once. When Jesus saw that he had lost, he said, "Wait for me for a while, and then hit me when I come back."

As a result, Jesus never came back, so for thousands of years, Sakyamuni's hand has been kept in that position ready to hit Jesus on the head. .....

Cann't you eat melons?

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